lavr
@m1lfm4n.bsky.social
I'm a simple cow, living a simple life,
But sometimes I feel exploited
But sometimes I feel exploited
whose dick do i have to suck to get a sydney bears pride jersey
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 AM
whose dick do i have to suck to get a sydney bears pride jersey
the way to keep this app good is to keep your blocked list longer than your following list and to block anyone whose following list is longer than their follower list
February 5, 2026 at 6:39 AM
the way to keep this app good is to keep your blocked list longer than your following list and to block anyone whose following list is longer than their follower list
i mostly have no want to get bottom surgery but occasionally i get a blind pimple in my labial folds and you know what? just sew the whole thing up its not worth it
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 AM
i mostly have no want to get bottom surgery but occasionally i get a blind pimple in my labial folds and you know what? just sew the whole thing up its not worth it
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obsessed with making my coffee in increasingly stupid ways
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
obsessed with making my coffee in increasingly stupid ways
thinking about just for men-ing my arm hairs
January 29, 2026 at 8:46 PM
thinking about just for men-ing my arm hairs
how many times do i have to tell google gemini to fuck off before it works
January 29, 2026 at 8:35 PM
how many times do i have to tell google gemini to fuck off before it works
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is there a way to cook lamb chops without stinkin the whole goddamn place up
January 29, 2026 at 10:20 AM
is there a way to cook lamb chops without stinkin the whole goddamn place up
ive become red wine pilled
January 29, 2026 at 9:27 AM
ive become red wine pilled
parents of sydney: do you have too much money? have you ever wanted to send your 12 year old out into the world looking like Rolfe, Liesl's nazi boyfriend from the sound of music? enrollment for the kings school is open now!
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
parents of sydney: do you have too much money? have you ever wanted to send your 12 year old out into the world looking like Rolfe, Liesl's nazi boyfriend from the sound of music? enrollment for the kings school is open now!
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as someone who spent my formative years reading a lot of weird gay fanfiction only to later realise i liked it because i am in fact a gay man, i think some of you bitches need to either stop fetishising gay men or transition about it you cant be in your 30s making 2 ken dolls kiss and giggling
January 27, 2026 at 5:06 AM
as someone who spent my formative years reading a lot of weird gay fanfiction only to later realise i liked it because i am in fact a gay man, i think some of you bitches need to either stop fetishising gay men or transition about it you cant be in your 30s making 2 ken dolls kiss and giggling
working in schools means being lulled into a false sense of security about your commute not being that bad for a week before the teenagers go back to school
January 26, 2026 at 9:05 PM
working in schools means being lulled into a false sense of security about your commute not being that bad for a week before the teenagers go back to school
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I’m an opinion columnist and I’m giving you opinions. What more do you want?? For the opinions to be good????
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I’m an opinion columnist and I’m giving you opinions. What more do you want?? For the opinions to be good????
its really hard to find a middle ages man to fuck these days. because of woke.
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 PM
its really hard to find a middle ages man to fuck these days. because of woke.
*to the tune of what do you do with a drunken sailor*
just seen a man with a sunburnt penis just seen a man with a sunburnt penis just seen a man with a sunburnt penis
just seen a man with a sunburnt penis just seen a man with a sunburnt penis just seen a man with a sunburnt penis
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 AM
*to the tune of what do you do with a drunken sailor*
just seen a man with a sunburnt penis just seen a man with a sunburnt penis just seen a man with a sunburnt penis
just seen a man with a sunburnt penis just seen a man with a sunburnt penis just seen a man with a sunburnt penis
holding off on gender affirming treatments until they invent a surgery to make me built like danny devito
January 25, 2026 at 12:36 AM
holding off on gender affirming treatments until they invent a surgery to make me built like danny devito
the paul f tompkins scene from community but its me at the nuddy beach talking to a dude with an erection about the cool fish i saw for 15 minutes
January 24, 2026 at 7:53 AM
the paul f tompkins scene from community but its me at the nuddy beach talking to a dude with an erection about the cool fish i saw for 15 minutes
u ever chilling at the diy goi cuon restaurant and then u are randomly and devastatingly reminded of the screaming void sitting next to u that will follow u throughout ur life?
January 23, 2026 at 11:48 AM
u ever chilling at the diy goi cuon restaurant and then u are randomly and devastatingly reminded of the screaming void sitting next to u that will follow u throughout ur life?
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Giant pink bunny on google earth
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Giant pink bunny on google earth
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accidentally sprayed my baby orchids with cleaning spray and felt so guilty i nearly cried
January 22, 2026 at 9:44 PM
accidentally sprayed my baby orchids with cleaning spray and felt so guilty i nearly cried
hanging out w my landlord while he fixes* my shower drain
*glues pieces of brick in there to hold the cover up
*glues pieces of brick in there to hold the cover up
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
hanging out w my landlord while he fixes* my shower drain
*glues pieces of brick in there to hold the cover up
*glues pieces of brick in there to hold the cover up