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I'm a simple cow, living a simple life,
But sometimes I feel exploited
if u use tea tree oil for skincare then ur bathroom bin becomes an air freshener
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
live too far west to get chargrill charlies but not west enough to get polynesian food sydney is a fucking joke
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
bunch of ppl just saw me ignore a charity mugger, look over my shoulder and realise he was selling firefighter calendars, and involuntarily do this meme
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
home cooking is fun cause sometimes youll be craving like, 6 of something but your only option is to make 40 of them
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
thought i saw my ex in the persian grocer :/
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
cross stitch is so cool its like, what if doing pixel art gave you tennis elbow
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
yesterday at work a kid spewed all over themselves and i had to shower them and clean it all up so today i am allowed to do whatever i want
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every time i flip over a pancake and its evenly brown i become matilda from the film matilda
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
i could spend all day watching him eat watermelon but then he would shit himself to death
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
one thing about early years teachers is they think that universities only started teaching education properly the year that they dod their degree
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
any time kelsie posts an animal i think "i wonder if goose would be friends with one of those"
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
my ex made fun of me for a lot of my stims and its very easy for me to internalise that so I'm just now starting to do things that he shamed me out of and remembering how much they help my brain
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
its absolutely insane to me that theres still anyone who thinks that pointing out the hypocrisy of fascists will do anything
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
dont make me tap the gianmarco soresi clip
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
my notes app after a night on the cones

"skin as part of brain?"

This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Today is my birthday. I am now the same age that Christ was when He released His second homemade alt-rock album. You can listen and buy it now on bandcamp, or it'll be on your artist exploitation service of choice within the next few hours!
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost, by James Gameboy
13 track album
share.google
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
inventing tgit
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
complaining works 😌
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
i think about this scene whenever my brain is bad and I'm thinking of too many poasts
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
if theres one thing he loves, its putting himself on a shelf
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
look, i was clearly raised with a far too high level of self-consciousness, but i feel like parents aren't doing enough to teach their kids how to not be assholes in public
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
cute fluffy men will get yoinked
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM