dan bongino wasted a perfectly good name being a total douchecanoe
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
dan bongino wasted a perfectly good name being a total douchecanoe
WARNING, if you’re tempted to try that #BlueskyWrapped trend: DON’T! The techbro douchecanoe who made it is almost certainly scraping your data for AI.
#FuckAI
#FuckAI
December 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
WARNING, if you’re tempted to try that #BlueskyWrapped trend: DON’T! The techbro douchecanoe who made it is almost certainly scraping your data for AI.
#FuckAI
#FuckAI
December 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I mean, it would be nice! But 90% of the media is Republican owned and makes bank on the orange douchecanoe
December 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I mean, it would be nice! But 90% of the media is Republican owned and makes bank on the orange douchecanoe
With you B. What a douchecanoe.
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
With you B. What a douchecanoe.
"Let" them he says. Fuck this douchecanoe. 🖕
a woman says " why do men have to behave like this " while looking at her watch
ALT: a woman says " why do men have to behave like this " while looking at her watch
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Let" them he says. Fuck this douchecanoe. 🖕
Oh, the straights and their phrasing.
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Oh, the straights and their phrasing.
The NYT platforming this douchecanoe is yet further confirmation that canceling my subscription was the right thing to do.
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The NYT platforming this douchecanoe is yet further confirmation that canceling my subscription was the right thing to do.
What's even more bullshit is when the victims, as happened in this case too, suffer severe career setbacks and punishment
and the unfuckable douchecanoe who thought it was okay to trap and jerk off in front of female colleagues suffers a minor bump and further success.
Anyway, dead to me.
and the unfuckable douchecanoe who thought it was okay to trap and jerk off in front of female colleagues suffers a minor bump and further success.
Anyway, dead to me.
shouldn't a cancelled performer actually be cancelled before they come back
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
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November 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
What's even more bullshit is when the victims, as happened in this case too, suffer severe career setbacks and punishment
and the unfuckable douchecanoe who thought it was okay to trap and jerk off in front of female colleagues suffers a minor bump and further success.
Anyway, dead to me.
and the unfuckable douchecanoe who thought it was okay to trap and jerk off in front of female colleagues suffers a minor bump and further success.
Anyway, dead to me.
Love 'douchecanoe.' Immediate addition to my vocab. With thanks!
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Love 'douchecanoe.' Immediate addition to my vocab. With thanks!
This is funny because:
1. He admits to the tax evasion in like the first 10 minutes.
2. Weird aside about his Russian fiance and him moving her to Dubai.
He should be prosecuted for being douchecanoe, but tax evasion will work.
1. He admits to the tax evasion in like the first 10 minutes.
2. Weird aside about his Russian fiance and him moving her to Dubai.
He should be prosecuted for being douchecanoe, but tax evasion will work.
@kenwhite.bsky.social Ken, should a YouTuber release a twenty three minute video of their arrest and proclaiming their innocence after being charged with state tax evasion?
I Got Arrested for "Tax Evasion"
YouTube video by WhistlinDiesel
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is funny because:
1. He admits to the tax evasion in like the first 10 minutes.
2. Weird aside about his Russian fiance and him moving her to Dubai.
He should be prosecuted for being douchecanoe, but tax evasion will work.
1. He admits to the tax evasion in like the first 10 minutes.
2. Weird aside about his Russian fiance and him moving her to Dubai.
He should be prosecuted for being douchecanoe, but tax evasion will work.
Everything to that douchecanoe is gay. I so hope they run a train on his ass in prison.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Everything to that douchecanoe is gay. I so hope they run a train on his ass in prison.
A reminder that Hegseth urged 1st term Trump to pardon actual war criminals, but now wants to go out of his way to harass a veteran for exercising his 1st Amendment right and talking about what the law says. Hard to overstate what a douchecanoe Whiskey Pete is.
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A reminder that Hegseth urged 1st term Trump to pardon actual war criminals, but now wants to go out of his way to harass a veteran for exercising his 1st Amendment right and talking about what the law says. Hard to overstate what a douchecanoe Whiskey Pete is.
Glad I’m not his kid. What a douchecanoe
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Glad I’m not his kid. What a douchecanoe
As a Canadian, I'm quite fond of "douchecanoe"
I’m in
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As a Canadian, I'm quite fond of "douchecanoe"
Please tell me whyyyy
My car was in the front yard
And I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window
Last night
And you’re
Gone
Go-o-one
My car was in the front yard
And I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window
Last night
And you’re
Gone
Go-o-one
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Please tell me whyyyy
My car was in the front yard
And I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window
Last night
And you’re
Gone
Go-o-one
My car was in the front yard
And I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window
Last night
And you’re
Gone
Go-o-one
Absolutely the most widely predicted outcome but Trump and that HACK Navarro (don't forget that douchecanoe) knew better that all the world's best econ minds...
U.S. factory activity slowed to a four-month low in November as higher prices because of tariffs on imports restrained demand, leading to a piling up of unsold goods that could hinder growth in the overall economy.
US manufacturing slows in November as high prices curb demand reut.rs/3XOVS9f
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Absolutely the most widely predicted outcome but Trump and that HACK Navarro (don't forget that douchecanoe) knew better that all the world's best econ minds...
Hilarious that Trump is not fit to be invited to the funeral of a reprehensible douchecanoe like Cheney.
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hilarious that Trump is not fit to be invited to the funeral of a reprehensible douchecanoe like Cheney.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
F/k that fat, stupid, mangy assed douchecanoe. Hoekstra's nothing but a big mouth like the other stupid fat f/k who sent him up here.
We'll buy what we want, when we want, and only IF we want to.
THAT is why we'll probably be working with SAAB.
Sovereignty.
We'll buy what we want, when we want, and only IF we want to.
THAT is why we'll probably be working with SAAB.
Sovereignty.
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
F/k that fat, stupid, mangy assed douchecanoe. Hoekstra's nothing but a big mouth like the other stupid fat f/k who sent him up here.
We'll buy what we want, when we want, and only IF we want to.
THAT is why we'll probably be working with SAAB.
Sovereignty.
We'll buy what we want, when we want, and only IF we want to.
THAT is why we'll probably be working with SAAB.
Sovereignty.
Tod Maffin: #PeteHoekstra #DoucheCanoe #PersonaNonGrata
I don't think the cult leader will leave without a fight.
Won't it be wonderful when 🇺🇸's can post about how they survived this a-hole. #f'djt
I don't think the cult leader will leave without a fight.
Won't it be wonderful when 🇺🇸's can post about how they survived this a-hole. #f'djt
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Tod Maffin: #PeteHoekstra #DoucheCanoe #PersonaNonGrata
I don't think the cult leader will leave without a fight.
Won't it be wonderful when 🇺🇸's can post about how they survived this a-hole. #f'djt
I don't think the cult leader will leave without a fight.
Won't it be wonderful when 🇺🇸's can post about how they survived this a-hole. #f'djt