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ManWithPez
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MLIS. USAF Veteran. Avid Reader/Film Watcher.

Your #CryptStatic Captain and Culture Vulture #1!

The wildest notion of all: If you wish to know, just ask.

Not certain what you're here for, but the only thing on offer is biting sarcasm, and lots of it.
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Two TV movies and a 20 episode series await you on #CryptStatic!

#KolchakTheNightStalker
This beautiful static shot of Gandalf in despair during the failed Osgiliath raid by Faramir should be a painting. It expresses so much without moving a single inch.

#LOTR
#TheReturnoftheKing
#FilmSky
#FantasySky
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Delicious transfats.
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
#NowWatching: #TheReturnofTheKing

Aragorn: Every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor.

Gandalf: Do we know that?

Aragorn: What does your heart tell you?

Some role reversal as one old man comforts another REALLY old man.

#FilmSky
#FantasySky
December 18, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Leaving the crime scene yelling "wasn't me!" isnt the best plan
#cryptstatic
December 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
About a third of the way through #KingSorrow by #JoeHill and it has been magnificent!

#StaytheCourse
#BookSky
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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the Goat
December 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Today in 1989, the Simpsons debuted in their first episode, "Simpson Roasting on an Open Fire".
December 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Oooh, Claude Rains really was one of the best to ever do it! And we don't get to see him until...well, you know, in #TheInvisibleMan (1933)

#UniversalMonsters
#FilmSky
#HorrorSky
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
#NowWatching: #TheInvisibleMan (1933)

Lovely winter horror in my favorite #UniversalMonster movie!

Seriously, the body count in this movie is insanity! Dr. Griffin REALLY enjoys his hobbies.
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Cartoon: Impulse idea to draw the Grinch and Max ala Dark Knight and Carrie Kelly Robin. Those Maurice Noble backgrounds are so gorgeous. Enjoy!
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Oh, good. #Disney has you covered. Entertaining movie with one of the world's most overplayed songs in it? Here's #Frozen!

Want your soul torn out and you heart kicked in its balls? Here's #Frozen2 !
anna from the movie frozen says and do the next right thing
ALT: anna from the movie frozen says and do the next right thing
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
To be certain, I am NOT expecting anyone to show, but will run the movie anyways. Links to follow.

#CryptStatic
#AChristmasStory
2 more up in smoke! Join #CryptStatic next week for a special presentation of #AChristmasStory! Will the old man finally figure out what creature that leg lamp came from? Find out Dec 24th at 7C!

And join #FrightClub for #SlayBelles at 9C!

Until then Culture Vultures!
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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The goofy face on the doppleganger looking in the church window is taking me out of the show lmao

#CryptStatic #Kolchak
a woman is looking out of a window and saying whatcha doing .
ALT: a woman is looking out of a window and saying whatcha doing .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Good time, hopefully next week the feed won't let me down
#Kolchak #CryptStatic
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
2 more up in smoke! Join #CryptStatic next week for a special presentation of #AChristmasStory! Will the old man finally figure out what creature that leg lamp came from? Find out Dec 24th at 7C!

And join #FrightClub for #SlayBelles at 9C!

Until then Culture Vultures!
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Grave robbery and body snatching were still crimes? Did they get legalized lately or was he hoping they would be in the near future?

#CryptStatic
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Cool! #Kolchak commanding the doppleganger while shit around him just BURSTS into flames is fucking awesome!

That was dope!

#CryptStatic
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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"He wasn't exactly burning with ambition ..."

Ooh, we got spontaneous immolation puns, too!

#CryptStatic #Kolchak
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A doppleforgetit

#CryptStatic
#Kolchak
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
From all appearances Darren McGavin looks like he's having the time of his life.

That was apparently not the case, but he's so perfect as Carl #Kolchak

#CryptStatic
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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One of the great American traditions
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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We’re all rooting for her!
Cheerocracy GIF
ALT: Cheerocracy GIF
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Huh. Is there only one cemetery on Lakeshore Dr?

#CryptStatic
#Kolchak
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM