Is terrible. Unhinged Willem Dafoe can only help so much. Christ, is it streaming anywhere. Does anyone care to stream it?

He was Keanu's replacement...when Keanu wisely did not return.

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SPEED 2?!

Maybe they thought that was a way to make their vampires stand out more. They needn't have worried. And I KNOW he's a better actor than that. #late

I'll just remember you yelling it after the fact from when I watched it earlier today.

You know...like Total Recall.

Trust you about forcing an Ellison namedrop into a situation where an Ellison namedrop would not naturally happen?

I have every faith in you.

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Literally the ONLY way you could have worked it in, but you found a way.

I'm very impressed.

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It's almost 83 or 84 in 87.

You're right. It doesn't feel like a 1987 movie. I hadn't really noticed that before, but I can never remember what year this one came out.

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When Schumacher was announced as the director for The Phantom of the Opera I ended up in some horrible argument on the IMDb msg boards. I said Phantom is primarily a horror story and I thought the director of The Lost Boys and 8mm could do it.

They were merciless.

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I see that is right.

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