I've owned my house for a smidge over a year now and I still don't quite believe it's mine. I have stairs for the first time since i was a kid. I have a basement for the first time in my entire life! There's even a terrifying attic crawlspace. I love my house.
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I've owned my house for a smidge over a year now and I still don't quite believe it's mine. I have stairs for the first time since i was a kid. I have a basement for the first time in my entire life! There's even a terrifying attic crawlspace. I love my house.
Just ate five of these I found in the crawlspace
Schnookums & Meat Pasta (1995-1995): A canned pasta, mini meatball, and tomato sauce product from Franco-American, with little pasta shaped like the characters from the short-lived Disney Afternoon series "The Shnookums & Meat Funny Cartoon Show"
January 10, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Just ate five of these I found in the crawlspace
[humorless mode] Both would be interpreted in context to be insult and not as someone making a literal statement of fact. Unless you were his ex-girlfriend, which I infer you are not, as you have not been buried in a crawlspace.
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
[humorless mode] Both would be interpreted in context to be insult and not as someone making a literal statement of fact. Unless you were his ex-girlfriend, which I infer you are not, as you have not been buried in a crawlspace.
and a crawlspace filled with dead hookers.
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
and a crawlspace filled with dead hookers.
Neighbor's crawlspace?
January 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Neighbor's crawlspace?
You know that crawlspace will now forever smell like the perfect place to move into for any bear that comes by.
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
You know that crawlspace will now forever smell like the perfect place to move into for any bear that comes by.
There could be an episode where the bear eats too much at Thanksgiving and can't get out of the crawlspace
Man tries to find delicate ways to propose to bear that it's time to hibernate and slim down, to bear's wounded confusion
Man tries to find delicate ways to propose to bear that it's time to hibernate and slim down, to bear's wounded confusion
January 10, 2026 at 6:48 AM
There could be an episode where the bear eats too much at Thanksgiving and can't get out of the crawlspace
Man tries to find delicate ways to propose to bear that it's time to hibernate and slim down, to bear's wounded confusion
Man tries to find delicate ways to propose to bear that it's time to hibernate and slim down, to bear's wounded confusion
dnd character portraits (2022)
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
dnd character portraits (2022)
Laying in crawlspace. Pushed to hard. Kinda just want to fall asleep here. It's 30 out, thats summer on the Wall.
a cartoon cat is smiling with his arms outstretched and says `` oops '' .
ALT: a cartoon cat is smiling with his arms outstretched and says `` oops '' .
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January 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Laying in crawlspace. Pushed to hard. Kinda just want to fall asleep here. It's 30 out, thats summer on the Wall.
I wish I had a crawlspace full of awesome treasures... I'd live in it...
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I wish I had a crawlspace full of awesome treasures... I'd live in it...
post at 1 am "filling my crawlspace with bonne petit maman four fruits preserves"
quote from a random 17 hours later "why would someone do this? it boggles the mind
quote from a random 17 hours later "why would someone do this? it boggles the mind
January 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
post at 1 am "filling my crawlspace with bonne petit maman four fruits preserves"
quote from a random 17 hours later "why would someone do this? it boggles the mind
quote from a random 17 hours later "why would someone do this? it boggles the mind
Sometimes I go in my crawlspace and see the cat lurking there like a goblin
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Sometimes I go in my crawlspace and see the cat lurking there like a goblin
they got a bunch of maintenance ppl in here laying tarp down all over the floor and covering every inch of my bedroom in plastic wrap si they can go up into my crawlspace and sprya insulation on pipes
and none of them are wearing masks.
and none of them are wearing masks.
January 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
they got a bunch of maintenance ppl in here laying tarp down all over the floor and covering every inch of my bedroom in plastic wrap si they can go up into my crawlspace and sprya insulation on pipes
and none of them are wearing masks.
and none of them are wearing masks.
Has he always looked like a vintage doll that you found in a crawlspace
George Conway, the longtime conservative lawyer who became a prominent critic of President Trump, is officially launching a Democratic campaign for Congress in Manhattan.
Republican-turned-Democrat George Conway is running for Congress in New York to 'fight Trumpism'
In an interview, Conway framed his campaign squarely around Trump, calling for his impeachment and for the U.S. to undertake a "modern legal reconstruction."
www.nbcnews.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Has he always looked like a vintage doll that you found in a crawlspace
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January 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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We live in a really old house, and the plumbing is in a crawlspace. Sometimes the old pipes rupture in the winter and you can tell because there’s like a low rushing sound under your feet. And well… Buy some books?
January 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
We live in a really old house, and the plumbing is in a crawlspace. Sometimes the old pipes rupture in the winter and you can tell because there’s like a low rushing sound under your feet. And well… Buy some books?
Lindsey Graham has a crawlspace full of child skeletons, I'm certain of it.
January 5, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Lindsey Graham has a crawlspace full of child skeletons, I'm certain of it.
I don't want to share the whole video for personal privacy, but here they are, checking my basement/crawlspace!
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I don't want to share the whole video for personal privacy, but here they are, checking my basement/crawlspace!
“the closet extends infinitely” uhh not if I shut the door it doesn’t??
sorry I’m not going cave diving in a random crawlspace inside my own house like I’m strip-mining for diamonds at a specific Y coordinate
sorry I’m not going cave diving in a random crawlspace inside my own house like I’m strip-mining for diamonds at a specific Y coordinate
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“the closet extends infinitely” uhh not if I shut the door it doesn’t??
sorry I’m not going cave diving in a random crawlspace inside my own house like I’m strip-mining for diamonds at a specific Y coordinate
sorry I’m not going cave diving in a random crawlspace inside my own house like I’m strip-mining for diamonds at a specific Y coordinate
'Cause these rhymes
Are two hundred proof
They're like anvils
Lined up on a roof
Waiting to drop
On your corny melon
'Cause were not buying
What you're selling
First you want to battle
Then you start to whine
You're looking hungry,
It must be snack time
#beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #crawlspace
Are two hundred proof
They're like anvils
Lined up on a roof
Waiting to drop
On your corny melon
'Cause were not buying
What you're selling
First you want to battle
Then you start to whine
You're looking hungry,
It must be snack time
#beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #crawlspace
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 AM
'Cause these rhymes
Are two hundred proof
They're like anvils
Lined up on a roof
Waiting to drop
On your corny melon
'Cause were not buying
What you're selling
First you want to battle
Then you start to whine
You're looking hungry,
It must be snack time
#beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #crawlspace
Are two hundred proof
They're like anvils
Lined up on a roof
Waiting to drop
On your corny melon
'Cause were not buying
What you're selling
First you want to battle
Then you start to whine
You're looking hungry,
It must be snack time
#beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #crawlspace
I have maybe 200 empty wine bottles in my crawlspace (I'm not a horder, we make wine). Im sure I can figure out how to make molotov cocktails.
January 5, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I have maybe 200 empty wine bottles in my crawlspace (I'm not a horder, we make wine). Im sure I can figure out how to make molotov cocktails.
Imagine finding a bear that fuckin Eugene Toomsed his way into your crawlspace. You could never be 100% sure he wasn't sleeping off several human livers
this is blowing my mind
“bears can squeeze into some pretty tiny spaces b/c they don’t have collarbones. All they need is an opening big enough for their heads to fit [...] we routinely receive reports of large, adult bears accessing crawlspaces through standard 8 by 16 inch foundation vents" WHAT
“bears can squeeze into some pretty tiny spaces b/c they don’t have collarbones. All they need is an opening big enough for their heads to fit [...] we routinely receive reports of large, adult bears accessing crawlspaces through standard 8 by 16 inch foundation vents" WHAT
They less abandoned him, and more
that this is how places handle this.
When I lived in the N.C. mountains, there was a ton of messaging to bear proof your property for the winter, and it always ended with “And if you don’t, leave the bear alone until spring.”
that this is how places handle this.
When I lived in the N.C. mountains, there was a ton of messaging to bear proof your property for the winter, and it always ended with “And if you don’t, leave the bear alone until spring.”
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Imagine finding a bear that fuckin Eugene Toomsed his way into your crawlspace. You could never be 100% sure he wasn't sleeping off several human livers
Sometimes I read about crimes where like, people lived in a wall or crawlspace and it's always wild how the house gets sold and like, nobody wants to move in or anything. If anything my brain starts to go 'well surely it'd be extra weird if someone started living in my crawlspace twice in a row'
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Sometimes I read about crimes where like, people lived in a wall or crawlspace and it's always wild how the house gets sold and like, nobody wants to move in or anything. If anything my brain starts to go 'well surely it'd be extra weird if someone started living in my crawlspace twice in a row'
Me (“YOU”) years later setting mice traps in the crawlspace under the house: wait did he mean this load bearing Arkenstone?
The Undead Corpse of my father: it’s called the Principle Arkenstone please don’t touch it
The Undead Corpse of my father: it’s called the Principle Arkenstone please don’t touch it
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Me (“YOU”) years later setting mice traps in the crawlspace under the house: wait did he mean this load bearing Arkenstone?
The Undead Corpse of my father: it’s called the Principle Arkenstone please don’t touch it
The Undead Corpse of my father: it’s called the Principle Arkenstone please don’t touch it
Important Update!
There's a video at the top of the article linked here and at about the 1 minute mark you can actually see this bigass bear squeeze itself into this tiny lil crawlspace lmao unreal
bsky.app/profile/rima...
There's a video at the top of the article linked here and at about the 1 minute mark you can actually see this bigass bear squeeze itself into this tiny lil crawlspace lmao unreal
bsky.app/profile/rima...
Check him out, he’s huge, and *so* smart!
Ken Johnson's 550-pound uninvited guest remains under his Altadena home despite weeks of failed removal attempts
www.foxnews.com/us/bear-rema...
Ken Johnson's 550-pound uninvited guest remains under his Altadena home despite weeks of failed removal attempts
www.foxnews.com/us/bear-rema...
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Important Update!
There's a video at the top of the article linked here and at about the 1 minute mark you can actually see this bigass bear squeeze itself into this tiny lil crawlspace lmao unreal
bsky.app/profile/rima...
There's a video at the top of the article linked here and at about the 1 minute mark you can actually see this bigass bear squeeze itself into this tiny lil crawlspace lmao unreal
bsky.app/profile/rima...