"You let him beat 'cha, ya cockknocker!"
I love this movie. I used to work with a guy we called Cockknocker. To his face... like, that was his official nickname. His name was Jim Featherstone. And that man is one of the most unintentionally hilariously ridiculous people I've ever known. 🤣
I love this movie. I used to work with a guy we called Cockknocker. To his face... like, that was his official nickname. His name was Jim Featherstone. And that man is one of the most unintentionally hilariously ridiculous people I've ever known. 🤣
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"You let him beat 'cha, ya cockknocker!"
I love this movie. I used to work with a guy we called Cockknocker. To his face... like, that was his official nickname. His name was Jim Featherstone. And that man is one of the most unintentionally hilariously ridiculous people I've ever known. 🤣
I love this movie. I used to work with a guy we called Cockknocker. To his face... like, that was his official nickname. His name was Jim Featherstone. And that man is one of the most unintentionally hilariously ridiculous people I've ever known. 🤣
Star Wars minutiae was obscure enough that when Mark Hamill cameoed in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back in 2001 (two years after Phantom Menace), the movie literally had to stop to remind you who Mark Hamill was.
People still didn't know who Luke Skywalker's actor was in 2001.
People still didn't know who Luke Skywalker's actor was in 2001.
![Mark Hamill dressed up as the villain Cockknocker (a blond man with a massive fist). Text reads, "Hey kids! It's Mark Hamill! [APPLAUSE]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ot3rxm76yqzbuc3a3pysftnx/bafkreigzf5changvlalmif3gtd7rfympevosqpxrkqpto55ozuvv2frpcy@jpeg)
October 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Star Wars minutiae was obscure enough that when Mark Hamill cameoed in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back in 2001 (two years after Phantom Menace), the movie literally had to stop to remind you who Mark Hamill was.
People still didn't know who Luke Skywalker's actor was in 2001.
People still didn't know who Luke Skywalker's actor was in 2001.
Who's your favourite Jedi? Wrong answers only.
October 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Who's your favourite Jedi? Wrong answers only.
who's your favorite jedi? wrong answers only.
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who's your favorite jedi? wrong answers only.
Happy Birthday to CockKnocker!
September 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Happy Birthday to CockKnocker!
Yay, CockKnocker!
a man in a black and red jersey says you 're gonna make me cry dude
ALT: a man in a black and red jersey says you 're gonna make me cry dude
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September 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yay, CockKnocker!
This is a Mark Hamill line from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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#StarWars #markhamill #LukeSkywalker #jayandsilentbobstrikeback #cockknocker #KevinSmith #TheLastJedi
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#StarWars #markhamill #LukeSkywalker #jayandsilentbobstrikeback #cockknocker #KevinSmith #TheLastJedi
September 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is a Mark Hamill line from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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#StarWars #markhamill #LukeSkywalker #jayandsilentbobstrikeback #cockknocker #KevinSmith #TheLastJedi
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#StarWars #markhamill #LukeSkywalker #jayandsilentbobstrikeback #cockknocker #KevinSmith #TheLastJedi
August 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I mean, he played Cockknocker in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. That is the once in a lifetime role for any superstar actor.
August 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I mean, he played Cockknocker in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. That is the once in a lifetime role for any superstar actor.
another spider-man? ✋
mark hamill is the cockknocker? 👍
mark hamill is the cockknocker? 👍
August 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
another spider-man? ✋
mark hamill is the cockknocker? 👍
mark hamill is the cockknocker? 👍
Hey, he was Cockknocker in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, which was a nice rejuvenation of his career.
August 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hey, he was Cockknocker in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, which was a nice rejuvenation of his career.
If the tour-de-force that was Cockknocker didn’t get you a Best Supporting nomination, nothing can.
The Academy is rigged!
The Academy is rigged!
August 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If the tour-de-force that was Cockknocker didn’t get you a Best Supporting nomination, nothing can.
The Academy is rigged!
The Academy is rigged!
This cockknocker is the most despicable bootlicker I've ever witnessed.
August 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
This cockknocker is the most despicable bootlicker I've ever witnessed.
But this cockknocker has 200 m for a ballroom.
Homeless folks or disfigured soldiers- he doesn't wanna see them! WTF is broken in his putrid brain???!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Homeless folks or disfigured soldiers- he doesn't wanna see them! WTF is broken in his putrid brain???!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
August 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
But this cockknocker has 200 m for a ballroom.
Homeless folks or disfigured soldiers- he doesn't wanna see them! WTF is broken in his putrid brain???!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Homeless folks or disfigured soldiers- he doesn't wanna see them! WTF is broken in his putrid brain???!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
My wife had to show me a picture of that cockknocker cause I couldn't place the name. Scooby dooby do
August 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My wife had to show me a picture of that cockknocker cause I couldn't place the name. Scooby dooby do
Cockknocker...doesn't get used very often but I always feel a certain satisfaction when it does.
July 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Cockknocker...doesn't get used very often but I always feel a certain satisfaction when it does.
Why are you such a cockknocker is my question. She's not talking about every fucking book there is. Now the fuck off and die door is behind you.
July 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Why are you such a cockknocker is my question. She's not talking about every fucking book there is. Now the fuck off and die door is behind you.
Man, Zaslav’s just a dim cockknocker and I wish he’d fuck off to an aersospace company or some ai grift
July 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Man, Zaslav’s just a dim cockknocker and I wish he’d fuck off to an aersospace company or some ai grift
Big cockknocker gloves, just like the knights had back in the day!
June 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Big cockknocker gloves, just like the knights had back in the day!
*wonders what Prince thought of CockKnocker 🤣
June 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
*wonders what Prince thought of CockKnocker 🤣
you mean cockknocker?
June 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
you mean cockknocker?