Just Some Guy
@themosersaurus.bsky.social
Dog Dad. Dudeist Priest. Aspie. Vet. Gamer. Pro-science. Pro-Freedom. Pro-Choice. Pro-Love.
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Just Some Guy
@themosersaurus.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Listen. I’m a straight, white male.
If there is ANYTHING I can do to help you get through the near future, let me know. I will do my best.
We’re all in this together.
If there is ANYTHING I can do to help you get through the near future, let me know. I will do my best.
We’re all in this together.
Not all heroes wear capes.
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.
F that!
F that!
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
Just heading out to run some errands and one of the neighbors was in the culdesac with his little girl who is maybe 2, and she was driving a little power wheels Jeep, so I pulled up next to them and gave her a duck
#JeepLife
#JeepLife
a little girl is sitting in a jeep toy car
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November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just heading out to run some errands and one of the neighbors was in the culdesac with his little girl who is maybe 2, and she was driving a little power wheels Jeep, so I pulled up next to them and gave her a duck
#JeepLife
#JeepLife
I think if you time traveled back to 1984 and told Tipper Gore that this song by the scary weirdos in drag would still be timely and relevant in the 21st century, heads would’ve exploded.
youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI?...
youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI?...
Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Twisted Sister
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November 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think if you time traveled back to 1984 and told Tipper Gore that this song by the scary weirdos in drag would still be timely and relevant in the 21st century, heads would’ve exploded.
youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI?...
youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI?...
When I was 15 I’d urge people to floor it at anything that could possibly make the car get airborne. It seemed like a fun and reasonable thing to do.
And I was a smart and good kid.
The point is, 15 year olds are fucking dumb. Even the smart and good ones.
And I was a smart and good kid.
The point is, 15 year olds are fucking dumb. Even the smart and good ones.
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When I was 15 I’d urge people to floor it at anything that could possibly make the car get airborne. It seemed like a fun and reasonable thing to do.
And I was a smart and good kid.
The point is, 15 year olds are fucking dumb. Even the smart and good ones.
And I was a smart and good kid.
The point is, 15 year olds are fucking dumb. Even the smart and good ones.
Watching The Book of Eli, and Gary Oldman’s character is named Carnegie. But they pronounce it wrong all through the movie.
Any good yinzer will tell you it’s not pronounced CAR-nuhgee, it’s pronounced car-NAY-gee.
Any good yinzer will tell you it’s not pronounced CAR-nuhgee, it’s pronounced car-NAY-gee.
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November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Watching The Book of Eli, and Gary Oldman’s character is named Carnegie. But they pronounce it wrong all through the movie.
Any good yinzer will tell you it’s not pronounced CAR-nuhgee, it’s pronounced car-NAY-gee.
Any good yinzer will tell you it’s not pronounced CAR-nuhgee, it’s pronounced car-NAY-gee.
If somebody uses the word “intuitive” to sell you on a product, service, or app, you can bet your ass it is anything but.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If somebody uses the word “intuitive” to sell you on a product, service, or app, you can bet your ass it is anything but.
Your daily reminder that every single appointed official in the executive branch right now is a criminal, and they all need to be held accountable.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Your daily reminder that every single appointed official in the executive branch right now is a criminal, and they all need to be held accountable.
Here’s your daily reminder of
MAN, FUCK THIS GUY!
MAN, FUCK THIS GUY!
Q: “Can you clarify where you said the Presidential Medal of Freedom is better than the Congressional Medal of Honor? Many veterans are upset about that”
TRUMP: “People who get the Congressional Medal of Honor are often horribly wounded or dead...”
#VeteransDay
TRUMP: “People who get the Congressional Medal of Honor are often horribly wounded or dead...”
#VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Here’s your daily reminder of
MAN, FUCK THIS GUY!
MAN, FUCK THIS GUY!
Don’t thank me for my service. Make what I fought for worth it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Don’t thank me for my service. Make what I fought for worth it.
Happy Veterans Day to everyone who served.
a man in a military uniform is sitting in a car and looking out the window .
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November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Happy Veterans Day to everyone who served.
New work motto: “I don’t have the bandwidth for this bullshit.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
New work motto: “I don’t have the bandwidth for this bullshit.”
“The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch.” from Hunt For the Red October.
This is very true. Unless you’re in Congress. The GOP knows the Democrats will flinch first every. Single. Time.
This is very true. Unless you’re in Congress. The GOP knows the Democrats will flinch first every. Single. Time.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch.” from Hunt For the Red October.
This is very true. Unless you’re in Congress. The GOP knows the Democrats will flinch first every. Single. Time.
This is very true. Unless you’re in Congress. The GOP knows the Democrats will flinch first every. Single. Time.
Being an adult in this day and age means feeling an overwhelming sense of accomplishment at having saved $30 on groceries thanks to coupons.
a young boy is peeking out of a door and saying `` i 'm a big kid now . ''
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November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Being an adult in this day and age means feeling an overwhelming sense of accomplishment at having saved $30 on groceries thanks to coupons.
Proof that I actually do go out to play every now and then.
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Proof that I actually do go out to play every now and then.
I’m not the most social person in the world, but it is fun to have good times with good people.
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m not the most social person in the world, but it is fun to have good times with good people.
TFW a temp agency recruiter messages you on LinkedIn about a job… WITH YOUR CURRENT COMPANY.
a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with the words `` so ... you 're dumb '' above him .
Alt: a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with the words `` so ... you 're dumb '' above him .
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November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
TFW a temp agency recruiter messages you on LinkedIn about a job… WITH YOUR CURRENT COMPANY.
In a sane world, my 1200sqft 1980-built house shouldn’t go for more than $200k (thanks, pool!)
I could sell today for $400-$425k, easy, according to market data I get.
People aren’t buying because everything is to expensive. The only buyers are LLCs, and vulture capital.
I could sell today for $400-$425k, easy, according to market data I get.
People aren’t buying because everything is to expensive. The only buyers are LLCs, and vulture capital.
U.S. HOUSING MARKET RECORD IMBALANCE — HOME SELLERS NOW OUTNUMBER BUYERS BY OVER 500,000, THE LARGEST GAP EVER RECORDED.
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
In a sane world, my 1200sqft 1980-built house shouldn’t go for more than $200k (thanks, pool!)
I could sell today for $400-$425k, easy, according to market data I get.
People aren’t buying because everything is to expensive. The only buyers are LLCs, and vulture capital.
I could sell today for $400-$425k, easy, according to market data I get.
People aren’t buying because everything is to expensive. The only buyers are LLCs, and vulture capital.
Sooooo Uzbekistan will pretty much be spending their entire GDP on US goods?
Cool story, bro.
Cool story, bro.
This is amazing and a total game changer for our tanking economy but release the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Sooooo Uzbekistan will pretty much be spending their entire GDP on US goods?
Cool story, bro.
Cool story, bro.
Remember the good ol’ days where you could ZIP a pdf and reduce the file size by around 50%?
pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
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November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Remember the good ol’ days where you could ZIP a pdf and reduce the file size by around 50%?
You know what? I say let’s test the nukes. ALL the nukes. At the same time. In this one very specific cave.
newatlas.com/biology/sulf...
newatlas.com/biology/sulf...
World’s largest web houses 110,000 spiders thriving in total darkness
Deep underground in a dark, sulfuric cave on the border between Albania and Greece, scientists have made an incredible discovery – a giant communal spider web spanning more than 100 square meters (1,0...
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November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
You know what? I say let’s test the nukes. ALL the nukes. At the same time. In this one very specific cave.
newatlas.com/biology/sulf...
newatlas.com/biology/sulf...
One really surefire way for any wannabe totalitarian regime to get and keep the military on their side is by fucking them over repeatedly. Works every time!
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
One really surefire way for any wannabe totalitarian regime to get and keep the military on their side is by fucking them over repeatedly. Works every time!
I mean, whatever’s in there was bad enough to make King Chuck commonize his little brother.
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I mean, whatever’s in there was bad enough to make King Chuck commonize his little brother.
I’m gonna have to fall off the caffeine-free wagon today.
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November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m gonna have to fall off the caffeine-free wagon today.
I think I just wrote a very nice, very professional, very WHAT THE FUCK FIX YOUR SHIT YOU WORTHLESS HEMORRHOID LICKERS email. I’m kinda proud of myself. Dropping phrases like “make it your highest priority” and “ensure attention to detail.”
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I think I just wrote a very nice, very professional, very WHAT THE FUCK FIX YOUR SHIT YOU WORTHLESS HEMORRHOID LICKERS email. I’m kinda proud of myself. Dropping phrases like “make it your highest priority” and “ensure attention to detail.”