Just Some Guy
@themosersaurus.bsky.social
Dog Dad. Dudeist Priest. Aspie. Vet. Gamer. Pro-science. Pro-Freedom. Pro-Choice. Pro-Love.
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Just Some Guy
@themosersaurus.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Listen. I’m a straight, white male.
If there is ANYTHING I can do to help you get through the near future, let me know. I will do my best.
We’re all in this together.
If there is ANYTHING I can do to help you get through the near future, let me know. I will do my best.
We’re all in this together.
I propose the following for the 28th Amendment:
1. No person who has been convicted of a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold, any elected or appointed position in federal government.
2. No person who has received a pardon for a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold… 1/
1. No person who has been convicted of a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold, any elected or appointed position in federal government.
2. No person who has received a pardon for a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold… 1/
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I propose the following for the 28th Amendment:
1. No person who has been convicted of a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold, any elected or appointed position in federal government.
2. No person who has received a pardon for a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold… 1/
1. No person who has been convicted of a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold, any elected or appointed position in federal government.
2. No person who has received a pardon for a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold… 1/
One of my puppers climbed up on me on my recliner and is now soundly asleep on me and in this moment I am happy.
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February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
One of my puppers climbed up on me on my recliner and is now soundly asleep on me and in this moment I am happy.
Any time the Patriots lose the Super Bowl, America wins.
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February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Any time the Patriots lose the Super Bowl, America wins.
God only shows up in the Bible around 6,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
God only shows up in the Bible around 6,000 times.
The word “doldrums” doesn’t really do it justice.
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February 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The word “doldrums” doesn’t really do it justice.
GERD sucks.
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February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
GERD sucks.
Just got blood work results back for my special pupper who is so sweet that said sweetness gave her the diabetes.
The vet said all the values are greatly improved from when I first took her in last summer!
This is the best news I’ve heard in a long, long time!
The vet said all the values are greatly improved from when I first took her in last summer!
This is the best news I’ve heard in a long, long time!
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February 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Just got blood work results back for my special pupper who is so sweet that said sweetness gave her the diabetes.
The vet said all the values are greatly improved from when I first took her in last summer!
This is the best news I’ve heard in a long, long time!
The vet said all the values are greatly improved from when I first took her in last summer!
This is the best news I’ve heard in a long, long time!
There aren’t many characters in movies that piss me off as much as Tom Skerritt’s in Contact.
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February 6, 2026 at 4:13 AM
There aren’t many characters in movies that piss me off as much as Tom Skerritt’s in Contact.
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every American needs to watch this:
Friendly reminder that if you place a random sampling of 30 immigrants in a room, they will collectively have less felony convictions than Trumplestiltskin.
Friendlier reminder that those 34 felony convictions are likely less than 0.01% of the crimes that turd has actually committed.
Friendlier reminder that those 34 felony convictions are likely less than 0.01% of the crimes that turd has actually committed.
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February 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Friendly reminder that if you place a random sampling of 30 immigrants in a room, they will collectively have less felony convictions than Trumplestiltskin.
Friendlier reminder that those 34 felony convictions are likely less than 0.01% of the crimes that turd has actually committed.
Friendlier reminder that those 34 felony convictions are likely less than 0.01% of the crimes that turd has actually committed.
“The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed with the blood of patriots, tyrants, billionaires, pedophiles, rapists, bigots, tech bros, and supremacists from time to time.” - Thomas Jefferson, probably. 1787
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February 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
“The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed with the blood of patriots, tyrants, billionaires, pedophiles, rapists, bigots, tech bros, and supremacists from time to time.” - Thomas Jefferson, probably. 1787
What the hell?!
The BBC News app is paywalled now?!
The BBC News app is paywalled now?!
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February 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
What the hell?!
The BBC News app is paywalled now?!
The BBC News app is paywalled now?!
#nowwatching Interstellar, and it’s a great movie almost ruined by the whole “the power of love saves the day” thing. Otherwise 9/10
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February 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
#nowwatching Interstellar, and it’s a great movie almost ruined by the whole “the power of love saves the day” thing. Otherwise 9/10
‘Twould be grand if I woke up in the morning with a bajillion push notifications for THE breaking news.
You know which breaking news I’m talking about.
You know which breaking news I’m talking about.
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February 3, 2026 at 5:21 AM
‘Twould be grand if I woke up in the morning with a bajillion push notifications for THE breaking news.
You know which breaking news I’m talking about.
You know which breaking news I’m talking about.
#ICE went 20+ years- including one Trump term- without wearing masks. Any argument that they need to hide their identities and not be doxxed is worth about as much as a single sheet of used toilet paper.
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February 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
#ICE went 20+ years- including one Trump term- without wearing masks. Any argument that they need to hide their identities and not be doxxed is worth about as much as a single sheet of used toilet paper.
At a Dr. appointment and just realized I forgot my AirPods.
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February 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
At a Dr. appointment and just realized I forgot my AirPods.
This sweet little cuddlebug is 6 years old today. She’s so full of love and happiness, and has no regard for personal space. Help me wish my sweet Luna a very happy birthday!
#dogsky #dogsofbluesky
#dogsky #dogsofbluesky
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
This sweet little cuddlebug is 6 years old today. She’s so full of love and happiness, and has no regard for personal space. Help me wish my sweet Luna a very happy birthday!
#dogsky #dogsofbluesky
#dogsky #dogsofbluesky
The only thing I 100% know for sure about the #EpsteinFiles is that I’m not in them.
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February 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
The only thing I 100% know for sure about the #EpsteinFiles is that I’m not in them.
Catherine O’Hara bore a very strong resemblance to my mother, which means that I was never a fan of hers. Which is deeply unfortunate, because her immense talent was unquestionable.
It wasn’t until the past few years that I could watch her in something and get past the resemblance. Such a shame.
It wasn’t until the past few years that I could watch her in something and get past the resemblance. Such a shame.
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January 31, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Catherine O’Hara bore a very strong resemblance to my mother, which means that I was never a fan of hers. Which is deeply unfortunate, because her immense talent was unquestionable.
It wasn’t until the past few years that I could watch her in something and get past the resemblance. Such a shame.
It wasn’t until the past few years that I could watch her in something and get past the resemblance. Such a shame.
Ya know, out of all the possibilities I was expecting out of the #EpsteinFiles, Robin Leach being a psychopath was not one of them.
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January 30, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Ya know, out of all the possibilities I was expecting out of the #EpsteinFiles, Robin Leach being a psychopath was not one of them.
Aw hell. RIP Catherine O’Hara.
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January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Aw hell. RIP Catherine O’Hara.
Saw a CBP recruitment post on LinkedIn and I reported it for being a violent or extremist organization.
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January 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Saw a CBP recruitment post on LinkedIn and I reported it for being a violent or extremist organization.
The number should be $0.00.
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The number should be $0.00.