Just Some Guy
@themosersaurus.bsky.social
Dog Dad. Dudeist Priest. Aspie. Vet. Gamer. Pro-science. Pro-Freedom. Pro-Choice. Pro-Love.
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Just Some Guy
@themosersaurus.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Listen. I’m a straight, white male.
If there is ANYTHING I can do to help you get through the near future, let me know. I will do my best.
We’re all in this together.
If there is ANYTHING I can do to help you get through the near future, let me know. I will do my best.
We’re all in this together.
4. If the conviction is overturned on appeal, the person shall not be automatically reinstated, and shall not receive any back pay or benefits.
5. If the conviction is overturned on appeal, the person is once again eligible to be elected or appointed to federal office.
5. If the conviction is overturned on appeal, the person is once again eligible to be elected or appointed to federal office.
a cartoon drawing of a man wearing a shirt that says law .
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media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
4. If the conviction is overturned on appeal, the person shall not be automatically reinstated, and shall not receive any back pay or benefits.
5. If the conviction is overturned on appeal, the person is once again eligible to be elected or appointed to federal office.
5. If the conviction is overturned on appeal, the person is once again eligible to be elected or appointed to federal office.
3. Immediately upon conviction of a felony, an elected or appointed federal official shall be immediately terminated from their role, and shall forfeit any and all salary and benefits. 2/
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
3. Immediately upon conviction of a felony, an elected or appointed federal official shall be immediately terminated from their role, and shall forfeit any and all salary and benefits. 2/
I propose the following for the 28th Amendment:
1. No person who has been convicted of a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold, any elected or appointed position in federal government.
2. No person who has received a pardon for a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold… 1/
1. No person who has been convicted of a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold, any elected or appointed position in federal government.
2. No person who has received a pardon for a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold… 1/
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I propose the following for the 28th Amendment:
1. No person who has been convicted of a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold, any elected or appointed position in federal government.
2. No person who has received a pardon for a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold… 1/
1. No person who has been convicted of a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold, any elected or appointed position in federal government.
2. No person who has received a pardon for a felony shall hold, or be eligible to hold… 1/
One of my puppers climbed up on me on my recliner and is now soundly asleep on me and in this moment I am happy.
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media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
One of my puppers climbed up on me on my recliner and is now soundly asleep on me and in this moment I am happy.
Any time the Patriots lose the Super Bowl, America wins.
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media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Any time the Patriots lose the Super Bowl, America wins.
God only shows up in the Bible around 6,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
God only shows up in the Bible around 6,000 times.
Eh. Mengele actually had a fully-functioning brain. Makes him a lot worse.
February 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Eh. Mengele actually had a fully-functioning brain. Makes him a lot worse.
The word “doldrums” doesn’t really do it justice.
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media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The word “doldrums” doesn’t really do it justice.
GERD sucks.
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media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
GERD sucks.
In the near future when all toilets and urinals are “Smart” and AI driven, I hope even they all mock and boo him.
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
In the near future when all toilets and urinals are “Smart” and AI driven, I hope even they all mock and boo him.
Just got blood work results back for my special pupper who is so sweet that said sweetness gave her the diabetes.
The vet said all the values are greatly improved from when I first took her in last summer!
This is the best news I’ve heard in a long, long time!
The vet said all the values are greatly improved from when I first took her in last summer!
This is the best news I’ve heard in a long, long time!
a woman is crying with the words i 'm so freaking happy behind her
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media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Just got blood work results back for my special pupper who is so sweet that said sweetness gave her the diabetes.
The vet said all the values are greatly improved from when I first took her in last summer!
This is the best news I’ve heard in a long, long time!
The vet said all the values are greatly improved from when I first took her in last summer!
This is the best news I’ve heard in a long, long time!
There aren’t many characters in movies that piss me off as much as Tom Skerritt’s in Contact.
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media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:13 AM
There aren’t many characters in movies that piss me off as much as Tom Skerritt’s in Contact.
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every American needs to watch this:
Choosing not to vote for her because of said shit campaign did help Trump get back into power.
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media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Choosing not to vote for her because of said shit campaign did help Trump get back into power.
Ask her.
Trump supports and *encourages* genocide directly, rapes women and (allegedly- for legal purposes) children, hates non-whites and poor people, is a convicted felon and fraud, and has killed a hell of a lot more people than Netanyahu has.
But sure, let’s help him get back into power.
Trump supports and *encourages* genocide directly, rapes women and (allegedly- for legal purposes) children, hates non-whites and poor people, is a convicted felon and fraud, and has killed a hell of a lot more people than Netanyahu has.
But sure, let’s help him get back into power.
a man in a suit and tie asks what could possibly go wrong
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media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Ask her.
Trump supports and *encourages* genocide directly, rapes women and (allegedly- for legal purposes) children, hates non-whites and poor people, is a convicted felon and fraud, and has killed a hell of a lot more people than Netanyahu has.
But sure, let’s help him get back into power.
Trump supports and *encourages* genocide directly, rapes women and (allegedly- for legal purposes) children, hates non-whites and poor people, is a convicted felon and fraud, and has killed a hell of a lot more people than Netanyahu has.
But sure, let’s help him get back into power.
Since Trump took office, Israel escalated their offensive. Trump has made zero effort to try to get humanitarian assistance into Gaza- Biden did, even if Bibi stymied him.
Trump has publicly supported the ethnic cleansing so that he can “develop beachfront property.”
How was it worse under Biden?
Trump has publicly supported the ethnic cleansing so that he can “develop beachfront property.”
How was it worse under Biden?
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Since Trump took office, Israel escalated their offensive. Trump has made zero effort to try to get humanitarian assistance into Gaza- Biden did, even if Bibi stymied him.
Trump has publicly supported the ethnic cleansing so that he can “develop beachfront property.”
How was it worse under Biden?
Trump has publicly supported the ethnic cleansing so that he can “develop beachfront property.”
How was it worse under Biden?
People who didn’t vote tacitly support genocide.
If they didn’t stop to think for even a nanosecond how much worse for Gaza a second Trump term would be, then they’re a special kind of stupid and are beyond reasoning with.
If they didn’t stop to think for even a nanosecond how much worse for Gaza a second Trump term would be, then they’re a special kind of stupid and are beyond reasoning with.
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
People who didn’t vote tacitly support genocide.
If they didn’t stop to think for even a nanosecond how much worse for Gaza a second Trump term would be, then they’re a special kind of stupid and are beyond reasoning with.
If they didn’t stop to think for even a nanosecond how much worse for Gaza a second Trump term would be, then they’re a special kind of stupid and are beyond reasoning with.
thehill.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
So yes, I blame the single-issue voters whose hearts are in the right place, but whose heads are firmly encased in their own asses for the current state of things.
Their moral stand has already killed people in Gaza and around the world.
Their moral stand has already killed people in Gaza and around the world.
a woman in a floral dress is talking to a man and says `` own it `` .
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media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
So yes, I blame the single-issue voters whose hearts are in the right place, but whose heads are firmly encased in their own asses for the current state of things.
Their moral stand has already killed people in Gaza and around the world.
Their moral stand has already killed people in Gaza and around the world.
Two things can be simultaneously true:
1. Israel is committing genocide among other numerous atrocities in Gaza.
2. Trump was a known quantity, racist and Zionist AF. Notice how when he came back in, things in Gaza went from worse to even more worse. (Not to mention for the rest of the world) 1/
1. Israel is committing genocide among other numerous atrocities in Gaza.
2. Trump was a known quantity, racist and Zionist AF. Notice how when he came back in, things in Gaza went from worse to even more worse. (Not to mention for the rest of the world) 1/
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Two things can be simultaneously true:
1. Israel is committing genocide among other numerous atrocities in Gaza.
2. Trump was a known quantity, racist and Zionist AF. Notice how when he came back in, things in Gaza went from worse to even more worse. (Not to mention for the rest of the world) 1/
1. Israel is committing genocide among other numerous atrocities in Gaza.
2. Trump was a known quantity, racist and Zionist AF. Notice how when he came back in, things in Gaza went from worse to even more worse. (Not to mention for the rest of the world) 1/
Friendly reminder that if you place a random sampling of 30 immigrants in a room, they will collectively have less felony convictions than Trumplestiltskin.
Friendlier reminder that those 34 felony convictions are likely less than 0.01% of the crimes that turd has actually committed.
Friendlier reminder that those 34 felony convictions are likely less than 0.01% of the crimes that turd has actually committed.
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media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Friendly reminder that if you place a random sampling of 30 immigrants in a room, they will collectively have less felony convictions than Trumplestiltskin.
Friendlier reminder that those 34 felony convictions are likely less than 0.01% of the crimes that turd has actually committed.
Friendlier reminder that those 34 felony convictions are likely less than 0.01% of the crimes that turd has actually committed.
They sure showed us! We’re definitely soooo much better off without Kamala Harris in office! We were sooooo wrong to back her over Trump!
/s AF
/s AF
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media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
They sure showed us! We’re definitely soooo much better off without Kamala Harris in office! We were sooooo wrong to back her over Trump!
/s AF
/s AF
How tall do I have to be? I’m 6’, btw. Legit 6’, not dating app 6’.
This roast was medium, but given my stupid profile pic, I approve. 😀
This roast was medium, but given my stupid profile pic, I approve. 😀
February 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
How tall do I have to be? I’m 6’, btw. Legit 6’, not dating app 6’.
This roast was medium, but given my stupid profile pic, I approve. 😀
This roast was medium, but given my stupid profile pic, I approve. 😀