#carrots
Probably won't help but if possible having a lot of snacks has helped people I know. Even if you don't have energy to make food multiple times a day having something like carrots around to munch on can trick your body into feeling fed
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 AM
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Spoiler alert: It wasn't "carrots" that got twice as big
This actually works. Read my carrots some smut and they were twice as big at harvest.
“I will read the seeds a story,” said Toad. “Then they will not be afraid.”

Toad read a long story to his seeds.
February 7, 2026 at 6:05 AM
They're honestly too rich to do as an all the time thing like snacking on raw carrots but... Man, I may have to go to the store tomorrow now that I've thought about them.
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Cannot recommend Kenji's sous vide glazed carrots hard enough.

Absolutely amazing. Even better if you add in some of the most overlooked root veg: parsnips.
Sous Vide Glazed Carrots Recipe
Cooking carrots sous vide ensures they never turn mushy and that they are packed with carrot-y flavor. Our recipe works every time.
www.seriouseats.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 AM
This actually works. Read my carrots some smut and they were twice as big at harvest.
“I will read the seeds a story,” said Toad. “Then they will not be afraid.”

Toad read a long story to his seeds.
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
##WhatVegansEat #VeganCooking #VeganFood #VeganFoodPorn #Kai I made savoury flavoured seitan (wheatmeat) and the brith that I cooked tge seitan in was delicious so I added seitan, carrots coriander and udon noodles to it. No waste and like chicken noodle soup.
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 AM
When @prochovask.bsky.social sees you have carrots
February 7, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Oh, balls!

#food
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
turned out great though!
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
decided to get up to somethin
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 AM
bugs bunny taught me to love carrots
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
They need better carrots and bigger sticks.
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
The workaround that they have been trying to use is carrots and sticks but have been shut to follow through on the sticks
February 7, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Yes carrots are good in a stew 🍖
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I heard on the grape vine that @isamiscreant.bsky.social is actually a vegetarian. This has not been confirmed but i am hopeful he will not actually plan on sitting down to a meal of bunnies, perhaps sitting down with them to some lettuce and carrots 😊
February 7, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Fuck, sometimes this bird can cook! Made some southern style chicken and dumplings and they came out way better than I imagined!
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Carrots, obviously
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Tonight's poutine was very good, but even for a poutine that I already expected to be a lot, it was A LOT, and could have benefited from some editing.

Lots of components, textures, & flavours competing.

The friend chicken thigh bites were great, & the pickled carrots were brilliant so I'm happy!
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
My freezer is still full of tomatillos from the garden, and I decided that roasting them, blending them up, and adding them to soup is very satisfying ☺️🍽️
February 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The free scouts stopped coming so I decided to use my carrots. I didn't get any more copies of Fukukitaru aside from the pity.
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
#farts #farting #gas

Carrots are sooo rich and savory when they're allowed to stew for a while, just ask Cara!
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I do too, but it's super quick stir fried as a side with just about anything and has a few carrots too. 🙂
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I used to like them but drugs cooooooked their brain, at some point they became incomprehensible and stopped making any sense. Couldn't follow a single post they made and not surprised it continued to today. "Wired = inspired = jews pyred? Refrigerate your vegetables cuz THEY want your carrots warm"
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Go to the unpronounceable symbol store and find the curry aisle. Find similar packages with varying numbers of hot pepper pictures and buy the one with the most. Brown cubed chicken and parboil carrots and potatoes and then put all that with the curry brick and some water.

Alternatively...

1/2
February 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM