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SeymourCox

@realseymourcox.bsky.social

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That guy what draws gasbags and things, NSFW art ahead!!
25 y/o

Love fanart of my folks!
Strawpage: https://seymourcox.straw.page

FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/seymourcox/

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SeymourCox @realseymourcox.bsky.social · Oct 19

Wanna yap bout my OCs n such but may not have time YET
So I'll start off an #OC thread by talkin bout sonas!

Seymour's my main one, one of my oc species, bolums (said like bowl-ums)!
Punch is like a semi-sona; wanted to make a greninja & he serves self-indulgent or self-insert thoughts pretty much

SeymourCox

@realseymourcox.bsky.social

If I add a heart, it counts as a #Valentine's pic, right?
Point is! Usually I draw Punch with pretty sizable butt cheeks.
When I draw him as a Snivy, he usually gets the standard Snivy bod.

BUT! For this paper drawin, goin for both and blessing snivy Punch with some absolute giga globes back there

Paper drawing of pokemon oc Punch as an anthro Snivy, bent forward, flaunting his colossal ass cheeks. A little heart flutters under his tail.
He's wearing flirty lingerie on this giant posterior of his.

February 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM

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ThisFoxxo

@thisfoxxo.bsky.social

that dress from last year

March 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM

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charmingchickenbroth

@schplingnops.bsky.social

snivy badonkadonks

December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM

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🌸 DreMeMoTo

@drememoto.com

February 14, 2026 at 1:31 PM

SeymourCox

@realseymourcox.bsky.social

Imagine if you will, a Latios fella who's more blimp than jet

Latios office worker named Laramie, chatting with his higher-up, a Lucario woman. Laramie has an immense monobutt, and is wearing a suit jacket, no pants, and striped panties emblazoned with a design of a Latias' face across his butt.

Laramie and his manager's conversation goes:
"Ah, you must be the new intern, Laramie! Right?"
"That's me yep, first day!"
"I'd ask about the underwear, but I assume pants are pretty much impossible for ya."
"Right on the money, ha! I'm borrowing these from my sister, she tells me they're lucky. I wanna make a good impression today."

February 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM

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SeymourCox

@realseymourcox.bsky.social

Puttin the orb, in Voltorb!

#inflation

An anthro pokemon Voltorb woman design, wearing a turtlenek and high waist pants on her rotund but moderate monobutt body. She has big, bold eyebrows.

She is also shown inflated and frustrated, with master ball themed panties on her enlarged monorump.

February 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM

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Inflatonator03

@inflatonator03.bsky.social

Did some late night doodling, have some fat Pokemon

Medicham with a fat monobutt barely able to keep herself balanced on one foot

Delphox with her wand in her backside blowing her up with hot air

Florges filled with gas after getting poisoned by the Arbok wrapping around her

Maractus gleefully waterlogged after switching in on one too many Hydro Pumps

October 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM

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Lexodynaro 🔞

@lexodynaro.bsky.social

Oh hey, I reached 1k followers here now!
Thank you all for the support!!! I missed to say something in my other social medias when I reached big numbers, so about time I expressed gratitude on all of you for keeping an eye in what I do ✨🎉

Funny enough on Feb 14th too hahaha. Share love today y'all!

Ah yeah! Also a sketch from last night of my fruit dragon Pomela, big and round, showing her huge butt- monobutt style. She must have drink another of her beverage mix to enjoy a free time getting "pear flavored" if you know what I mean.

February 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM

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Synthos🔞

@synthosad.bsky.social

bad at her job

February 14, 2026 at 5:45 AM

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Whale Heesh

@doritoderg.bsky.social

Sorry for blocking your view but you wouldn’t happen to have a bigger towel I can barrow??

February 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM

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Donko

@donkozoid.bsky.social

Stick em up

February 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM

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redthespian - Charlie Morningstar's Attorney

@redthespian.bsky.social

February 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM

SeymourCox

@realseymourcox.bsky.social

Puttin the orb, in Voltorb!

#inflation

February 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM

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Catherine Welegi

@welegi.lol

It's so fucked up how this painting of Vlad the Impaler just looks like Weegee. He's even wearing green

February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM

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e.e. cummies

@amagire.bsky.social

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

jimprov @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · Jul 20

I had another dream
This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was
a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida
beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore
giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation.
Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they
talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard,
last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They
would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show.
Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense
moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would
just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away.
Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the
top of his lung

This is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop
format
HGTV
courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)

February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM

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NFWstudios

@nfwstudios.bsky.social

A typical day waiting for the bus
#digitalart

April 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM

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WantedWayne

@wantedwayne.bsky.social

ya know, workplace stuff...(I'm in a mood, okay.)

little doodle involving one of @realseymourcox.bsky.social 's ladies

February 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM

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Ner0_Kobold 🔞

@ner0kobold.bsky.social

Now that he's been unlocked, Gex is done waiting for someone to make a proper Hole-in-One shot..

He is not however referring to the one 300y away, when one hole's much, MUCH closer.

For those not familiar, I learned it recently, Gex and this outfit are from Hot Shots Golf 2.