pronouncing cantaloupe like Guadalupe
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
pronouncing cantaloupe like Guadalupe
just me & my cantaloupe-sized hemorrhoid against the world
January 19, 2026 at 2:08 PM
just me & my cantaloupe-sized hemorrhoid against the world
I would be so good with another country, literally any other country, capturing our leader and declaring themselves the new leader. It could even be like a cantaloupe in their place. Or a doll. A ventriloquist dummy if it's a rich country who does it and they want to be fancy
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I would be so good with another country, literally any other country, capturing our leader and declaring themselves the new leader. It could even be like a cantaloupe in their place. Or a doll. A ventriloquist dummy if it's a rich country who does it and they want to be fancy
Short clip. Excellent snapshot of The Manchurian Cantaloupe...
McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
January 22, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Short clip. Excellent snapshot of The Manchurian Cantaloupe...
Well in an ultimate tragic turn of events, I have cut the cantaloupe with the garlic knife. I repeat, I have cut the cantaloupe with the garlic knife
January 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Well in an ultimate tragic turn of events, I have cut the cantaloupe with the garlic knife. I repeat, I have cut the cantaloupe with the garlic knife
My son tried cantaloupe for the first time and described it as “a little bit good.” Which is about as good as cantaloupe can expect, to be honest.
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My son tried cantaloupe for the first time and described it as “a little bit good.” Which is about as good as cantaloupe can expect, to be honest.
sharing my bowl of fruit w u guys. im a cantaloupe truther but there is also honeydew and watermelon
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 AM
sharing my bowl of fruit w u guys. im a cantaloupe truther but there is also honeydew and watermelon
My dad was an MD MPH and I can hear him from the grave shouting, "Raw fruit where they cut thru a rind with lots of surface area/texture (thus difficult to clean) is a high risk for food poisoning! Beware cantaloupe, rambutan, and jackfruit!"
January 18, 2026 at 8:28 PM
My dad was an MD MPH and I can hear him from the grave shouting, "Raw fruit where they cut thru a rind with lots of surface area/texture (thus difficult to clean) is a high risk for food poisoning! Beware cantaloupe, rambutan, and jackfruit!"
Lazy day. Hubby and I watched an old classic: Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, in which Alan Rickman did a great job as the Sheriff of Nottingham. 🎬
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, bell pepper, egg, apple, grapes, blood orange, Cantaloupe melon, watermelon, honeydew melon, cheeses. 🍜
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, bell pepper, egg, apple, grapes, blood orange, Cantaloupe melon, watermelon, honeydew melon, cheeses. 🍜
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Lazy day. Hubby and I watched an old classic: Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, in which Alan Rickman did a great job as the Sheriff of Nottingham. 🎬
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, bell pepper, egg, apple, grapes, blood orange, Cantaloupe melon, watermelon, honeydew melon, cheeses. 🍜
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, bell pepper, egg, apple, grapes, blood orange, Cantaloupe melon, watermelon, honeydew melon, cheeses. 🍜
Cantaloupe is so brave being in a fruit salad and singlehandedly bringing down the experience for literally everyone else
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Cantaloupe is so brave being in a fruit salad and singlehandedly bringing down the experience for literally everyone else
accidentally makes a date for the same night as an important business dinner, books them for the same restaurant, dashes back and forth between tables so each will think they're his only focus, slips, falls, head smashes open like a rotten cantaloupe, restaurant closes indefinitely
January 19, 2026 at 9:42 PM
accidentally makes a date for the same night as an important business dinner, books them for the same restaurant, dashes back and forth between tables so each will think they're his only focus, slips, falls, head smashes open like a rotten cantaloupe, restaurant closes indefinitely
ate too much cantaloupe... stomach hurt..
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 PM
ate too much cantaloupe... stomach hurt..
Have no fear, I shall banish any and all cantaloupe into my belly to spare you from it!
January 19, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Have no fear, I shall banish any and all cantaloupe into my belly to spare you from it!
Future historians will not be kind to Donald Trump, America’s cantaloupe Caligula. When he is washed up and discredited, the ones who supported him will blame everyone but themselves.
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Future historians will not be kind to Donald Trump, America’s cantaloupe Caligula. When he is washed up and discredited, the ones who supported him will blame everyone but themselves.
I love the names they give them 😆
Right now, I have Columbian Cantaloupe
Right now, I have Columbian Cantaloupe
January 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I love the names they give them 😆
Right now, I have Columbian Cantaloupe
Right now, I have Columbian Cantaloupe
#JazzInJanuary
Musicchallenge
Jan 16
Cantaloupe Island (Remastered 1999/Rudy Van Gelder Edition)
Herbie Hancock ‧ 1964 m.youtube.com/watch?v=8B1o...
Musicchallenge
Jan 16
Cantaloupe Island (Remastered 1999/Rudy Van Gelder Edition)
Herbie Hancock ‧ 1964 m.youtube.com/watch?v=8B1o...
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
#JazzInJanuary
Musicchallenge
Jan 16
Cantaloupe Island (Remastered 1999/Rudy Van Gelder Edition)
Herbie Hancock ‧ 1964 m.youtube.com/watch?v=8B1o...
Musicchallenge
Jan 16
Cantaloupe Island (Remastered 1999/Rudy Van Gelder Edition)
Herbie Hancock ‧ 1964 m.youtube.com/watch?v=8B1o...
I’m eating cantaloupe and it’s sweet AF. Sorry to those who don’t like this fruit, more for me!
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I’m eating cantaloupe and it’s sweet AF. Sorry to those who don’t like this fruit, more for me!
We flattened US alcohol last year... Much more to come as supply contracts have ended & new sources are coming on...
Had honeydew from Costa Rica & cantaloupe from Guatemala with breakfast today... Product of USA has vanished in much of our grocery stores now...
Had honeydew from Costa Rica & cantaloupe from Guatemala with breakfast today... Product of USA has vanished in much of our grocery stores now...
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
We flattened US alcohol last year... Much more to come as supply contracts have ended & new sources are coming on...
Had honeydew from Costa Rica & cantaloupe from Guatemala with breakfast today... Product of USA has vanished in much of our grocery stores now...
Had honeydew from Costa Rica & cantaloupe from Guatemala with breakfast today... Product of USA has vanished in much of our grocery stores now...
dragon appreciation day aka Look At My Fornax Dragon (from flight rising)
January 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
dragon appreciation day aka Look At My Fornax Dragon (from flight rising)
Noodle & oven-roasted veg stir fry from the other day and a cantaloupe milkshake from today!!
January 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Noodle & oven-roasted veg stir fry from the other day and a cantaloupe milkshake from today!!
Great sports day on TV today! Skiing, biathlon, Men’s Bandy World Championship (FIN-USA) and ice dancing as a special treat!
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, Spanish strawberries, persimmon, avocado, apple, blood orange, bell pepper, watermelon, Cantaloupe melon, egg. 🍜
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, Spanish strawberries, persimmon, avocado, apple, blood orange, bell pepper, watermelon, Cantaloupe melon, egg. 🍜
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Great sports day on TV today! Skiing, biathlon, Men’s Bandy World Championship (FIN-USA) and ice dancing as a special treat!
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, Spanish strawberries, persimmon, avocado, apple, blood orange, bell pepper, watermelon, Cantaloupe melon, egg. 🍜
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, Spanish strawberries, persimmon, avocado, apple, blood orange, bell pepper, watermelon, Cantaloupe melon, egg. 🍜
i found a half decayed cantaloupe in my backyard today
which ever of you bitches threw it there is gonna be in so much trouble
which ever of you bitches threw it there is gonna be in so much trouble
January 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
i found a half decayed cantaloupe in my backyard today
which ever of you bitches threw it there is gonna be in so much trouble
which ever of you bitches threw it there is gonna be in so much trouble
Mango! Because come one it’s mango 🥭
Cantaloupe & watermelon - sweet,cold & juicy. I love the flavor & water content
FROZEN Raspberries w/ honey-they break apart into little nibs - it’s like dipping dots but fruit
Bananas - cuz you know potassium, pancakes & dessert
Grapes & cherries are snacks
Cantaloupe & watermelon - sweet,cold & juicy. I love the flavor & water content
FROZEN Raspberries w/ honey-they break apart into little nibs - it’s like dipping dots but fruit
Bananas - cuz you know potassium, pancakes & dessert
Grapes & cherries are snacks
I’d like to discuss fruit. Like what is your favorite fruit and why? It can be a list of fruits.
Here is some of my top fruits.
Mango - just perfect
Apple - so many variations; like the rice of fruit
Strawberries - a delight
Pomegranate - so many seeds but a fresh one off a tree/bush is divine
Here is some of my top fruits.
Mango - just perfect
Apple - so many variations; like the rice of fruit
Strawberries - a delight
Pomegranate - so many seeds but a fresh one off a tree/bush is divine
January 22, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Mango! Because come one it’s mango 🥭
Cantaloupe & watermelon - sweet,cold & juicy. I love the flavor & water content
FROZEN Raspberries w/ honey-they break apart into little nibs - it’s like dipping dots but fruit
Bananas - cuz you know potassium, pancakes & dessert
Grapes & cherries are snacks
Cantaloupe & watermelon - sweet,cold & juicy. I love the flavor & water content
FROZEN Raspberries w/ honey-they break apart into little nibs - it’s like dipping dots but fruit
Bananas - cuz you know potassium, pancakes & dessert
Grapes & cherries are snacks
I began in early 2016 calling it the Mango Mussolini and Twitler. I like Cantaloupe Caligula now, but mostly refer to it (when I refer to it at all) as The Predator-in-Chief.
January 20, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I began in early 2016 calling it the Mango Mussolini and Twitler. I like Cantaloupe Caligula now, but mostly refer to it (when I refer to it at all) as The Predator-in-Chief.
Today it’s men’s turn to compete: biathlon in Ruhbolding, Germany and figure skating in Sheffield, UK. ☃️☃️☃️
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, grapes, kiwi, avocado, orange, apple, bell pepper, Cantaloupe melon, honeydew melon, egg, persimmon, blue cheese, baked cottage cheese. 🍜
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, grapes, kiwi, avocado, orange, apple, bell pepper, Cantaloupe melon, honeydew melon, egg, persimmon, blue cheese, baked cottage cheese. 🍜
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Today it’s men’s turn to compete: biathlon in Ruhbolding, Germany and figure skating in Sheffield, UK. ☃️☃️☃️
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, grapes, kiwi, avocado, orange, apple, bell pepper, Cantaloupe melon, honeydew melon, egg, persimmon, blue cheese, baked cottage cheese. 🍜
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, grapes, kiwi, avocado, orange, apple, bell pepper, Cantaloupe melon, honeydew melon, egg, persimmon, blue cheese, baked cottage cheese. 🍜