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måske (he/they/one)
#1 pei ming groupie
genius society member #69
🔞 heavy nsfw 🔞 | kink | poly | switch | every -cest you can think of | sometimes dead dove
mostly svsss right now
#1 pei ming groupie
genius society member #69
🔞 heavy nsfw 🔞 | kink | poly | switch | every -cest you can think of | sometimes dead dove
mostly svsss right now
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good morning btw. today's song is love me/fuck me by vienna vienna. love me is the superior song by far in my opinion but i also feel the spirit of fuck me today
jing yuan is the yue qingyuan of star rail if shen jiu had publicly reincarnated into shen yuan.
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 AM
jing yuan is the yue qingyuan of star rail if shen jiu had publicly reincarnated into shen yuan.
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A lecture hall filled with Qian cao peak senior disciples taking notes on how different aphrodisiacs can be solved while MQF douses and cures lqg over and over again until he’s coming dry and passed out on the table
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
A lecture hall filled with Qian cao peak senior disciples taking notes on how different aphrodisiacs can be solved while MQF douses and cures lqg over and over again until he’s coming dry and passed out on the table
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Hello wait MQF somno prostate milking lqg for reasons
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Hello wait MQF somno prostate milking lqg for reasons
hsr 4.0 spoilers ///
dan heng getting REAL interested when pearl says there's a delegate from the xianzhou on planarcadia and then going 😒 when she says theyre from the yuque lmfaoooooo yeah i know you wanted that to be jing yuan so bad you fucking twink. i love you. thats so funny. jingheng real
dan heng getting REAL interested when pearl says there's a delegate from the xianzhou on planarcadia and then going 😒 when she says theyre from the yuque lmfaoooooo yeah i know you wanted that to be jing yuan so bad you fucking twink. i love you. thats so funny. jingheng real
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
hsr 4.0 spoilers ///
dan heng getting REAL interested when pearl says there's a delegate from the xianzhou on planarcadia and then going 😒 when she says theyre from the yuque lmfaoooooo yeah i know you wanted that to be jing yuan so bad you fucking twink. i love you. thats so funny. jingheng real
dan heng getting REAL interested when pearl says there's a delegate from the xianzhou on planarcadia and then going 😒 when she says theyre from the yuque lmfaoooooo yeah i know you wanted that to be jing yuan so bad you fucking twink. i love you. thats so funny. jingheng real
hsr 4.0 downtime is over early!!!!! this is so exciting!!!!! raaaaaaaaaa jumping around in my enclosure . ashveil im coming to EAT you
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
hsr 4.0 downtime is over early!!!!! this is so exciting!!!!! raaaaaaaaaa jumping around in my enclosure . ashveil im coming to EAT you
usual-top getting put in a mating press.... 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🥴🥴😵💫
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
usual-top getting put in a mating press.... 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🥴🥴😵💫
man. i love music. i wish i could yap about music all the time. i wish i could celebrate more than one song per day. i know theres literally nothing stopping me but im trying to balance sharing what i like vs spamming what i like when no one asked for it
February 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
man. i love music. i wish i could yap about music all the time. i wish i could celebrate more than one song per day. i know theres literally nothing stopping me but im trying to balance sharing what i like vs spamming what i like when no one asked for it
thinking abt scentblocked binghe going hard into sys sensitive glands again and again, making him gasp and shake and leak his scent all over, and binghe can be as turned on about it as he wants because his blockers mask that too
i wonder how massage therapy works in omegaverse. do they avoid the scent glands or is it just a reeeeeally intimate experience? do they have to wear gloves so the scent doesnt get on them? is the client instructed to take blockers beforehand? are most licensed practitioners betas?
February 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
thinking abt scentblocked binghe going hard into sys sensitive glands again and again, making him gasp and shake and leak his scent all over, and binghe can be as turned on about it as he wants because his blockers mask that too
i wonder how massage therapy works in omegaverse. do they avoid the scent glands or is it just a reeeeeally intimate experience? do they have to wear gloves so the scent doesnt get on them? is the client instructed to take blockers beforehand? are most licensed practitioners betas?
February 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
i wonder how massage therapy works in omegaverse. do they avoid the scent glands or is it just a reeeeeally intimate experience? do they have to wear gloves so the scent doesnt get on them? is the client instructed to take blockers beforehand? are most licensed practitioners betas?
i think "straight" sy should realize he is attracted to lqg after she comes out as transfem bc his inner monologue on the feeling goes from "this person is attractive" to "i am attracted to this person" but the feeling itself doesnt change and hes like ohhhh. ok. ig i was bi. or was i an oracle?????
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
i think "straight" sy should realize he is attracted to lqg after she comes out as transfem bc his inner monologue on the feeling goes from "this person is attractive" to "i am attracted to this person" but the feeling itself doesnt change and hes like ohhhh. ok. ig i was bi. or was i an oracle?????
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ughhhhhh shen yuan would really love being a woman. it's pretty much canon
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
ughhhhhh shen yuan would really love being a woman. it's pretty much canon
making my fuckass potato thing again because im happy enough to have energy to stand up in the kitchen for 3 hours. i might even make cookies after. MAYBE! if i do the dishes that im using now that i would need for that right now instead of sitting down
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
making my fuckass potato thing again because im happy enough to have energy to stand up in the kitchen for 3 hours. i might even make cookies after. MAYBE! if i do the dishes that im using now that i would need for that right now instead of sitting down
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"Let Satomi top" I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Kyouji. He has his own mic. He is about to sing. Someone stop him.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Kyouji. He has his own mic. He is about to sing. Someone stop him.
January 21, 2026 at 10:08 AM
"Let Satomi top" I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Kyouji. He has his own mic. He is about to sing. Someone stop him.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Kyouji. He has his own mic. He is about to sing. Someone stop him.
*looking at green onions*: are we sure these are onions? they dont look like onions
*cutting green onions*: these are fucking onions
*cutting green onions*: these are fucking onions
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
*looking at green onions*: are we sure these are onions? they dont look like onions
*cutting green onions*: these are fucking onions
*cutting green onions*: these are fucking onions
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it's been such a weirdly huge week to me and everyone around me. superbowI win, fami conclusion, parade in sea, hsr 4.0 release in 7 hours, new edgehill album in 11 hours, and i got peanut butter. and it's not even friday.
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
it's been such a weirdly huge week to me and everyone around me. superbowI win, fami conclusion, parade in sea, hsr 4.0 release in 7 hours, new edgehill album in 11 hours, and i got peanut butter. and it's not even friday.
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Binghe in the modern world who has gotten p much the gist of Everything and how it all works going to Shen Yuan like "🥺 Shizun.... the shower confuses me... can you show me how it works?" And like a damn fool Sy immediately falls for it. So excited to teach Binghe that he walked right into a trap.
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Binghe in the modern world who has gotten p much the gist of Everything and how it all works going to Shen Yuan like "🥺 Shizun.... the shower confuses me... can you show me how it works?" And like a damn fool Sy immediately falls for it. So excited to teach Binghe that he walked right into a trap.
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Shen Yuan, pleased to teach his precious disciple: it's not very different from the one in the kitchen! The hot and cold are here and the water comes out at the-
Shen Yuan, a second later, realizing he's being undressed by an already naked Binghe: wait a minute
Shen Yuan, a second later, realizing he's being undressed by an already naked Binghe: wait a minute
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Shen Yuan, pleased to teach his precious disciple: it's not very different from the one in the kitchen! The hot and cold are here and the water comes out at the-
Shen Yuan, a second later, realizing he's being undressed by an already naked Binghe: wait a minute
Shen Yuan, a second later, realizing he's being undressed by an already naked Binghe: wait a minute
good morning btw. today's song is love me/fuck me by vienna vienna. love me is the superior song by far in my opinion but i also feel the spirit of fuck me today
February 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
good morning btw. today's song is love me/fuck me by vienna vienna. love me is the superior song by far in my opinion but i also feel the spirit of fuck me today
i believe in peihua omo
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
i believe in peihua omo
apparently if you way overextend your shoulder.... and then sleep on that shoulder.... your body will hurt after you sleep...... who couldve known...
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
apparently if you way overextend your shoulder.... and then sleep on that shoulder.... your body will hurt after you sleep...... who couldve known...
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if youre reading this you should unclench your jaw. relax your face, and your ears, and your shoulders. take a some deep breaths. close your eyes. stretch. move your feet around, or rest them. if your hair is tied up, untie it for a bit. drink water. get a snack, or a meal. take a break for a while
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
if youre reading this you should unclench your jaw. relax your face, and your ears, and your shoulders. take a some deep breaths. close your eyes. stretch. move your feet around, or rest them. if your hair is tied up, untie it for a bit. drink water. get a snack, or a meal. take a break for a while
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usual-top getting fucked and being soooooo noisy about it
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
usual-top getting fucked and being soooooo noisy about it
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usual-top whimpering when their partner pulls out because they liked being filled <////3
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
usual-top whimpering when their partner pulls out because they liked being filled <////3
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usual-top getting fucked and hypnotized at the same time..... walk with me
February 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
usual-top getting fucked and hypnotized at the same time..... walk with me