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@silentfuture.bsky.social
måske (he/they/one)
#1 pei ming groupie
genius society member #69
🔞 heavy nsfw 🔞 | kink | poly | switch | every -cest you can think of | sometimes dead dove
mostly svsss right now
#1 pei ming groupie
genius society member #69
🔞 heavy nsfw 🔞 | kink | poly | switch | every -cest you can think of | sometimes dead dove
mostly svsss right now
Pinned
good morning btw. today's song is love me/fuck me by vienna vienna. love me is the superior song by far in my opinion but i also feel the spirit of fuck me today
this works too well and now im giving myself the emotional damage of both stories multiplied together.
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 AM
this works too well and now im giving myself the emotional damage of both stories multiplied together.
this would be way too easy to fuse. EUAGH WHAT IF BAIHENG WAS LIU QINGGE . OH NO
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
this would be way too easy to fuse. EUAGH WHAT IF BAIHENG WAS LIU QINGGE . OH NO
jing yuan is the yue qingyuan of star rail if shen jiu had publicly reincarnated into shen yuan.
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 AM
jing yuan is the yue qingyuan of star rail if shen jiu had publicly reincarnated into shen yuan.
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A lecture hall filled with Qian cao peak senior disciples taking notes on how different aphrodisiacs can be solved while MQF douses and cures lqg over and over again until he’s coming dry and passed out on the table
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
A lecture hall filled with Qian cao peak senior disciples taking notes on how different aphrodisiacs can be solved while MQF douses and cures lqg over and over again until he’s coming dry and passed out on the table
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Hello wait MQF somno prostate milking lqg for reasons
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Hello wait MQF somno prostate milking lqg for reasons
hsr 4.0 spoilers ///
dan heng getting REAL interested when pearl says there's a delegate from the xianzhou on planarcadia and then going 😒 when she says theyre from the yuque lmfaoooooo yeah i know you wanted that to be jing yuan so bad you fucking twink. i love you. thats so funny. jingheng real
dan heng getting REAL interested when pearl says there's a delegate from the xianzhou on planarcadia and then going 😒 when she says theyre from the yuque lmfaoooooo yeah i know you wanted that to be jing yuan so bad you fucking twink. i love you. thats so funny. jingheng real
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
hsr 4.0 spoilers ///
dan heng getting REAL interested when pearl says there's a delegate from the xianzhou on planarcadia and then going 😒 when she says theyre from the yuque lmfaoooooo yeah i know you wanted that to be jing yuan so bad you fucking twink. i love you. thats so funny. jingheng real
dan heng getting REAL interested when pearl says there's a delegate from the xianzhou on planarcadia and then going 😒 when she says theyre from the yuque lmfaoooooo yeah i know you wanted that to be jing yuan so bad you fucking twink. i love you. thats so funny. jingheng real
happy playing video game wearing happy brand new favorite color socks while eating happy favorite flavor ice cream. listening to good music while i get ready to play the new story tippytapping comfy cozy (red!) feet. wings fluttering tail wagging etc
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
happy playing video game wearing happy brand new favorite color socks while eating happy favorite flavor ice cream. listening to good music while i get ready to play the new story tippytapping comfy cozy (red!) feet. wings fluttering tail wagging etc
hsr 4.0 downtime is over early!!!!! this is so exciting!!!!! raaaaaaaaaa jumping around in my enclosure . ashveil im coming to EAT you
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
hsr 4.0 downtime is over early!!!!! this is so exciting!!!!! raaaaaaaaaa jumping around in my enclosure . ashveil im coming to EAT you
usual-top getting put in a mating press.... 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🥴🥴😵💫
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
usual-top getting put in a mating press.... 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🥴🥴😵💫
AND I GOT PEANUT BUTTER 😈😈😈😈🍪🍪🍪🍪
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
AND I GOT PEANUT BUTTER 😈😈😈😈🍪🍪🍪🍪
i respect ur preferences but i am also perhaps calling u a coward
February 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
i respect ur preferences but i am also perhaps calling u a coward
man. i love music. i wish i could yap about music all the time. i wish i could celebrate more than one song per day. i know theres literally nothing stopping me but im trying to balance sharing what i like vs spamming what i like when no one asked for it
February 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
man. i love music. i wish i could yap about music all the time. i wish i could celebrate more than one song per day. i know theres literally nothing stopping me but im trying to balance sharing what i like vs spamming what i like when no one asked for it
me too!!!! there are so many fun and interesting logistical puzzles in omegaverse worldbuilding
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
me too!!!! there are so many fun and interesting logistical puzzles in omegaverse worldbuilding
thinking abt scentblocked binghe going hard into sys sensitive glands again and again, making him gasp and shake and leak his scent all over, and binghe can be as turned on about it as he wants because his blockers mask that too
i wonder how massage therapy works in omegaverse. do they avoid the scent glands or is it just a reeeeeally intimate experience? do they have to wear gloves so the scent doesnt get on them? is the client instructed to take blockers beforehand? are most licensed practitioners betas?
February 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
thinking abt scentblocked binghe going hard into sys sensitive glands again and again, making him gasp and shake and leak his scent all over, and binghe can be as turned on about it as he wants because his blockers mask that too
i wonder how massage therapy works in omegaverse. do they avoid the scent glands or is it just a reeeeeally intimate experience? do they have to wear gloves so the scent doesnt get on them? is the client instructed to take blockers beforehand? are most licensed practitioners betas?
February 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
i wonder how massage therapy works in omegaverse. do they avoid the scent glands or is it just a reeeeeally intimate experience? do they have to wear gloves so the scent doesnt get on them? is the client instructed to take blockers beforehand? are most licensed practitioners betas?
sy, familiar w the flexibility of the feeling now, looking at lbh: ah......... well either im bi or binghe's gonna have something to tell me in the future
February 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
sy, familiar w the flexibility of the feeling now, looking at lbh: ah......... well either im bi or binghe's gonna have something to tell me in the future
i think "straight" sy should realize he is attracted to lqg after she comes out as transfem bc his inner monologue on the feeling goes from "this person is attractive" to "i am attracted to this person" but the feeling itself doesnt change and hes like ohhhh. ok. ig i was bi. or was i an oracle?????
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
i think "straight" sy should realize he is attracted to lqg after she comes out as transfem bc his inner monologue on the feeling goes from "this person is attractive" to "i am attracted to this person" but the feeling itself doesnt change and hes like ohhhh. ok. ig i was bi. or was i an oracle?????
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ughhhhhh shen yuan would really love being a woman. it's pretty much canon
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
ughhhhhh shen yuan would really love being a woman. it's pretty much canon
making my fuckass potato thing again because im happy enough to have energy to stand up in the kitchen for 3 hours. i might even make cookies after. MAYBE! if i do the dishes that im using now that i would need for that right now instead of sitting down
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
making my fuckass potato thing again because im happy enough to have energy to stand up in the kitchen for 3 hours. i might even make cookies after. MAYBE! if i do the dishes that im using now that i would need for that right now instead of sitting down
(crying) i should be makig cake right now
February 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
(crying) i should be makig cake right now
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"Let Satomi top" I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Kyouji. He has his own mic. He is about to sing. Someone stop him.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Kyouji. He has his own mic. He is about to sing. Someone stop him.
January 21, 2026 at 10:08 AM
"Let Satomi top" I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Kyouji. He has his own mic. He is about to sing. Someone stop him.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Kyouji. He has his own mic. He is about to sing. Someone stop him.
*looking at green onions*: are we sure these are onions? they dont look like onions
*cutting green onions*: these are fucking onions
*cutting green onions*: these are fucking onions
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
*looking at green onions*: are we sure these are onions? they dont look like onions
*cutting green onions*: these are fucking onions
*cutting green onions*: these are fucking onions
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it's been such a weirdly huge week to me and everyone around me. superbowI win, fami conclusion, parade in sea, hsr 4.0 release in 7 hours, new edgehill album in 11 hours, and i got peanut butter. and it's not even friday.
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
it's been such a weirdly huge week to me and everyone around me. superbowI win, fami conclusion, parade in sea, hsr 4.0 release in 7 hours, new edgehill album in 11 hours, and i got peanut butter. and it's not even friday.
jumping up and down excitedly !!!!please discord please !!!!
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
jumping up and down excitedly !!!!please discord please !!!!