#Two-time
Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers.
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov it’s always something with you two. You want support against the fascist regime but here tf you are HELPING them. You two keep betraying New Yorkers time and time again.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’ve seen two kids post that the Brown University shooting is the second school shooting they’ve survived.

This should enrage and radicalize everyone.

Kids shouldn’t have to survive one shooting, let alone two.

No more thoughts and prayers.

It’s time to address the guns.
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.”
― Alfred Tennyson
December 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i’m two years late for this (internet time)

#moteart
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Sketchbook. I got two days off work so I get some art time!
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
They didn't have time. It has just been 15 years since they started talking about a replacement for ACA. They need two more weeks. youtu.be/MsbFZCqwktc
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I haven't had pizza in two and a half months and I am very happy and sad at the same time.

I used to like pizza
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It took two years from the time of the alleged salute to the charge being made. Two years. Still can't get over how unserious this is. And five years from now they will be panicking saying "how did it come to this". By which time most of the people who warned them will be long gone.
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One brings shadow, one brings light
Two-toned echoes tumbling through time
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2023 / 2025 #TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Time for another two for Tuesday wipe
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Amanda Anisimova wins WTA’s Most Improved Player Award.

This year, she reached two Grand Slam Finals, won two WTA 1000 events, qualified for the WTA Finals for the first time, and made her top 10 debut.

More than deserved.

🇺🇸❤️
December 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The two sides, one time he went to prison for biting someones ear off, the other time he ran 130 people over in a car.

Can you imagine the Media coverage if Paul Doyle had been an immigrant?
December 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ukrainian Drones hit a Russian oil rig in the Caspian Sea for the second time in two days - source in SBU.
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I have come to terms with the Thing I Hate not being made for me, and have moved on to two splendid pastimes: enjoying Other Things with my time, and being happy that other people enjoy Their Thing.
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I'll be president one time if you do good. I'll be president two times if you do bad.
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
In the coldy winds of coerthas, warriors (or hoes) don't get cold >:3 featuring the wonderful @queentyasch.bsky.social <3

#nsfw #nsfwgposers #hrothgar #hrothgal
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Two weeks before Republicans raise taxes to make health insurance more expensive for everyone, and they’re talking about broad principles like they’re considering the matter for the first time.
Ron Johnson: "Obamacare has caused this consolidation. The solution is consumerism. Free market competition."
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
every single time there's a legit NFL football game between two legit teams there is a bullshit call that completely flips it and everyone will have to act like that wasn't the case

every time ... it's the league's biggest weak spot by 1000 miles
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
More raptors...this time from Primal! #furryart
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
(talking to don draper) you ever try two women same time? lol epic

(talking to sonic the hedgehog) you ever try two rings same time? lol epic
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If I had a nickel for every time Kash Patel wrongly arrested a guy for a shooting in just one year, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.
BREAKING: Authorities will release the person of interest in the Brown University shooting, officials said, as the investigation continues.
Live updates: Person of interest identified after 2 killed and 9 injured at Brown University
Live updates: 2 dead, 9 wounded in Brown University shooting; person of interest in custody
nbcnews.to
December 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
With that (deep) 3-pointer, Paul George has now scored 52 points over his last two games, which is the most he's scored in a two game stretch during his time with the Sixers.
December 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Ribbon skirt Barbie donation delights Regina family in time for Christmas #Saskatchewan

Dolls with handmade ribbon skirts were donated anonymously by two women

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Ribbon skirt Barbie donation delights Regina family in time for Christmas | CBC Southern Saskatchewan
Christmas came early at the North Central Family Centre in Regina for sisters Mya and Kimberly Kirkness-Henry. They were the first to receive Barbies with handmade ribbon skirts that were anonymously ...
www.cbc.ca
December 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM