#SpeakingFromExperience
Command strips.
That'll do it without damaging walls. If the strips take a little paint off when coming down, just paint over. No holes!

/Speakingfromexperience
November 17, 2024 at 9:01 PM
That should read #speakingfromexperience
February 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You are very strange. Have you ever got a bollock trapped down the leg hole of some jeans? This is why responsible people don't do that. #SpeakingFromExperience
January 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Lol RT @davidstarlingm: What does it mean to grow up? You stop being a young idiot and start being an old fool. #speakingfromexperience
November 18, 2024 at 5:18 AM
And a sure sign your new overlords have no idea what the people do who they now supervise, or how the business they’ve just acquired runs on a day-to-day.
#SpeakingFromExperience
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
humanrights.gov.au
June 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Quite possibly very true, and though. #speakingfromexperience
December 14, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Ever asked any of them what they think “Marxist“ means?

The answers may surprise you. But if you think they’re just making shit up and grabbing words that they think make them sound smart, they probably won’t.

#SpeakingFromExperience
April 19, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Pro tip: For papers that use numerical citations, always make sure the links haven't gotten broken (from your citation manager) before (re)submitting bc having to fix misnumbered cites at the proof stage is PAINFUL. #speakingfromexperience #iamincitationhell
November 27, 2024 at 11:01 AM
You know who’s going to supply these kids when their parents can’t? Their teachers. And. . . We cannot write off anywhere near the amount we spend. #speakingfromexperience
July 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Surefire way of avoiding it if you're a hospital inpatient, since you're not actually allowed to sleep #speakingfromexperience #uknowwotimean
August 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Always keep a chair with their name very prominently displayed in a place of honor for all to see. #SpeakingFromExperience
If your rep won't do a town hall, set one up yourself, invite the community, and call in your local news to cover their absence.
The Republican response to public anger is not to listen to their constituents — it’s to hide from them.
February 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Having the new Taylor Swift slong stuck in your head is a pretty big masculinity killer. #speakingfromexperience #neverever
December 3, 2024 at 10:14 AM
You know how people with ADHD say "oooh, shiny" when they get distracted?
Pro tip: don't use Moana for background noise on orgy nights if your polycule is exclusively people on the spectrum.
Everyone will get distracted by the crab's performance.
#SpeakingFromExperience
a crab is surrounded by sparkles and the word shiny is on the bottom
ALT: a crab is surrounded by sparkles and the word shiny is on the bottom
media.tenor.com
May 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
COVID infections cause MIs & strokes.
The world MUST acknowledge this, educate all doctors about this, develop diagnostics to help with early prevention, & encourage the shift of public attitude/opinion of masking to PREVENT COVID infection.
#Speakingfromexperience
a man says never ever ever give up
Alt: a man says never ever ever give up
media.tenor.com
July 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If you're looking for a wee stationery treat and want to support a small UK business then look no further! Gorgeous designs and and the product quality is 👌 #speakingfromexperience
If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty crap about my small business.

It’s so bloody difficult at the moment with rising costs, US tariffs, Brexit nonsense and the threat of AI.

Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word gailmyerscough.co.uk
September 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
If you’re with a partner male/female and they have a drink problem that they don’t admit to / deny having a problem . They start becoming abusive emotionally , please get out of that situation 🥰Things don’t change only get worse .Self care and walk away💖

#speakingfromexperience
#emotionalabuse
November 27, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Well done, Eldest! And (((hugs))) for yourself. You’ve clearly done a great job that they feel ready. And there’ll be ample opportunity to remote hand holding #speakingFromExperience
October 11, 2024 at 8:08 PM
RT @robmuldoon: Prudent for @johnkeypm to keep signed letters of resignation from all ministers in his bottom drawer #speakingfromexperience
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 PM
As you age, prepare for the same thing to happen to your prostate. #speakingfromexperience
September 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Could have been worse. M&S also do zero alcohol versions. #SpeakingFromExperience aka #Mistake
January 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
@_Mercutio If you can get a clean break get it off. Then it will grow normally, but hurt like a bitch for a while #speakingfromexperience
November 25, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Has he been seen for adhd? Might explain why his high was like that (ignoring that he took so much....) and why the sensory vids worked

#speakingfromexperience
March 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM