Evan DeSimone
@smorgasboredom.bsky.social
Media writer/ennui enthusiast: Digiday, IntegralAds, Tubefilter, DCNorg
📍 NYC
📍 NYC
I don’t have any faith in Gavin Newsom i just support the art of being mean wherever I see it.
If you actually watch Gavin Newsom's podcast I think you will lose any faith you have misplaced in him. I'm sorry! He capitulates repeatedly to the conservative provocateur B-team. I don't think he can do combative discourse well enough in person and I suspect he does not write his own tweets
August 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t have any faith in Gavin Newsom i just support the art of being mean wherever I see it.
😂
When I was canvassing for Zohran a woman walked right up to me and when I asked if she wanted go sign she said “I’m Jessica Ramos” and seemed SO pissed I didn’t recognize her and it’s like well whose fault is that?
June 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
😂
Rough day for Tesla drivers. Everyone’s gonna key that shit now.
June 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Rough day for Tesla drivers. Everyone’s gonna key that shit now.
Now more than ever…
June 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Now more than ever…
If you don’t do this to me when I die, i’ll be furious.
May 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If you don’t do this to me when I die, i’ll be furious.
The reviews are in!
I think you're my new favorite comedian.
May 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The reviews are in!
Save us Scott Bakula!
May 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Save us Scott Bakula!
A lot of people think American hegemony is in decline, but we currently have both ThePope AND The Anti-Christ so…
May 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A lot of people think American hegemony is in decline, but we currently have both ThePope AND The Anti-Christ so…
We all laughed at him, but pollen season has me doing this five times a day.
April 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We all laughed at him, but pollen season has me doing this five times a day.
“Thoughts and prayers” final boss.
April 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
“Thoughts and prayers” final boss.
This is how conservatives think about the economy.
April 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is how conservatives think about the economy.
Welp, “we can’t just ignore the President’s desires.”
April 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Welp, “we can’t just ignore the President’s desires.”
Wow. Everything IS computer. www.barrons.com/articles/tar...
New Tariff Rules Favor Apple, Nvidia, Dell and Others
A new list of goods to be excluded from the latest round of tariffs on U.S. importers was released, and it includes smartphones, PCs, servers and other technology goods, many of which are assembled in...
www.barrons.com
April 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Wow. Everything IS computer. www.barrons.com/articles/tar...
This is correct and under-discussed. washingtonmonthly.com/2025/04/08/t...
Trump's Tariffs Aren't Economics. They're a Cultural Purge | Washington Monthly
Trump's blunderbuss tariff policies are a declaration of war on the half of America that didn’t vote for him.
washingtonmonthly.com
April 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This is correct and under-discussed. washingtonmonthly.com/2025/04/08/t...
The second horseman of the recession has arrived. djmag.com/news/skrille...
Skrillex surprise releases new album: Listen
The 34-track 'F*CK U SKRILLEX YOU THINK UR ANDY WARHOL BUT UR NOT!!
djmag.com
April 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The second horseman of the recession has arrived. djmag.com/news/skrille...
Why not screen it for traces of Fentanyl? That fake excuse is just as made up.
Effective immediately, the government says it will begin screening immigrant social media for activity that officials think indicates support for antisemitism.
U.S. says it is now monitoring immigrants' social media for antisemitism
Effective immediately, the government says it will begin screening immigrant social media for activity that officials think indicates support for antisemitism.
www.npr.org
April 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Why not screen it for traces of Fentanyl? That fake excuse is just as made up.
This is easy. They will become even more insane but will direct that madness at a completely unrelated target.
morbidly curious how Americans will react if and when they can't get dirt cheap Chinese dropshipper crap off Amazon anymore
April 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is easy. They will become even more insane but will direct that madness at a completely unrelated target.
Someday Elon is going to die, and it’s going to be funny, and people are going to say “don’t laugh! He has a family that loves him!” I think it’s very important to remember that no, in fact, he very specifically does not.
April 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Someday Elon is going to die, and it’s going to be funny, and people are going to say “don’t laugh! He has a family that loves him!” I think it’s very important to remember that no, in fact, he very specifically does not.
Which self exactly?
April 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Which self exactly?
They actually want to reshore sweatshops because people with high-paying laptop jobs don’t like them.
CNBC hosts literally laugh at Lutnick as he suggests that t-shirts, sneakers, towels, and TVs will again be made in the US as a result of Trump's trade war
April 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
They actually want to reshore sweatshops because people with high-paying laptop jobs don’t like them.
This was a prophecy.
April 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This was a prophecy.
Boer approaching floor. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Trump Tells Inner Circle That Musk Will Leave Soon
The president is pleased with Elon Musk, but the decision comes as the tech mogul increasingly looks like a political liability.
www.politico.com
April 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Boer approaching floor. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Well they have the same values so… www.cnn.com/2025/04/02/p...
The Taliban senses an opening as it pushes for diplomatic recognition in talks with Trump administration | CNN Politics
In the two months since Donald Trump became president, the Taliban has ratcheted up its efforts to ingratiate itself with the Trump administration, appearing to sense an opening to re-establish offici...
www.cnn.com
April 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Well they have the same values so… www.cnn.com/2025/04/02/p...
If you’re purely concerned about efficient spending then you have to let George Soros run DOGE now. Sorry.
April 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If you’re purely concerned about efficient spending then you have to let George Soros run DOGE now. Sorry.