Schrödinger’s Rick.
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Schrödinger’s Rick.
ME: it’s boxing day
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
ME: it’s boxing day
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
Meanwhile, inside the box, Schrödinger's cat plans its revenge.
December 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Meanwhile, inside the box, Schrödinger's cat plans its revenge.
December 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
They didn't exist until we saw they existed.
Schrodinger's pedophiles.
Schrodinger's pedophiles.
December 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
They didn't exist until we saw they existed.
Schrodinger's pedophiles.
Schrodinger's pedophiles.
Schrödinger's Cat!!!!!!!!!!!! Schrödinger's Taylor!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Schrödinger's Cat!!!!!!!!!!!! Schrödinger's Taylor!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
Shiba the Schrodinger's Goat
#Kagurabachi
#Kagurabachi
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Shiba the Schrodinger's Goat
#Kagurabachi
#Kagurabachi
It seems they're Schrödinger's files...
December 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It seems they're Schrödinger's files...
Schrodinger's land war in Venezuela
December 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Schrodinger's land war in Venezuela
Schrodinger's Politics: Where Biden's Israel policy was the reason Trump won and also voters who voted or sat out based on Biden's Israel policy weren't the reason Trump won.
Just pick one this is exhausting
Just pick one this is exhausting
Has anyone written the definitive piece about Jake Sullivan’s world-historic errors on Gaza and Israel that got Trump elected, and how he and his team were a bunch of overconfident, uninformed ninnies who should be nowhere near power ever again?
We need a President AOC just to break from this past
We need a President AOC just to break from this past
December 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Schrodinger's Politics: Where Biden's Israel policy was the reason Trump won and also voters who voted or sat out based on Biden's Israel policy weren't the reason Trump won.
Just pick one this is exhausting
Just pick one this is exhausting
We are Schrödinger's gender
December 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
We are Schrödinger's gender
Schrodinger's Obama: Let me be or not
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Schrodinger's Obama: Let me be or not
🎶Simply havin' a Schrödinger's Christmastime🎵
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
🎶Simply havin' a Schrödinger's Christmastime🎵
Schrodinger's Epstein files.
December 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Schrodinger's Epstein files.
Schrodinger's immigrant. Simultaneously taking everyone's jobs and sitting at home claiming benefits.
Especially given that he combines all this with living off welfare.
If a young man [of fighting age], unable to speak basic english, is able to make the perilous crossing of the Channel in a small boat in mid winter, take your job, romance your girlfriend and buy your dream home from under you, you need to think about upgrading your basic skills.
December 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Schrodinger's immigrant. Simultaneously taking everyone's jobs and sitting at home claiming benefits.
We’re apparently executing Schrodinger’s National Security Strategy
Foreign Policy Analysis is low key the darkly funniest field ever now. Are we at war? Does the president himself know? Who are we at war with? Why? Something to do with drugs and/or oil? We’re either invading Venezuela, Nigeria, neither, or both.
Either Trump believes the US struck a Venezuelan facility on Christmas Eve because he was told that erroneously, or he's conflating different stories, or we actually did what he claims. Regardless of explanation, we need that information.
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
We’re apparently executing Schrodinger’s National Security Strategy
schrodinger's foxgirl, you don't know what size i am until you interact (it's a 50/50)
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
schrodinger's foxgirl, you don't know what size i am until you interact (it's a 50/50)
Schrodinger's Leftist
Extremely few in number
While simultaneously responsible for every Democratic failure.
Extremely few in number
While simultaneously responsible for every Democratic failure.
December 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Schrodinger's Leftist
Extremely few in number
While simultaneously responsible for every Democratic failure.
Extremely few in number
While simultaneously responsible for every Democratic failure.
This is Schrodinger's delivery: if I stay in, it won't arrive; if I go out to run errands, it will arrive in the 15 minutes or so I am out. Bloody Evri.
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This is Schrodinger's delivery: if I stay in, it won't arrive; if I go out to run errands, it will arrive in the 15 minutes or so I am out. Bloody Evri.
Schrodinger's War with Venezuela is worse than the cat.
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Schrodinger's War with Venezuela is worse than the cat.
Karl-Anthony Towns both commits an offensive foul on every play and is fouled on every play. How the refs decide to call it? Schrödinger’s KAT
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Karl-Anthony Towns both commits an offensive foul on every play and is fouled on every play. How the refs decide to call it? Schrödinger’s KAT
“Multiple militants killed,” but somehow there are no bodies, no funerals, no names, no photos. Locals say the bombs hit empty fields. Schrödinger’s airstrike: lethal in the press release, invisible on the ground.
December 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“Multiple militants killed,” but somehow there are no bodies, no funerals, no names, no photos. Locals say the bombs hit empty fields. Schrödinger’s airstrike: lethal in the press release, invisible on the ground.
He hasn't decided if israel is Jewish or not so really saying that israel has nukes is Schrodinger's antisemitism
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
He hasn't decided if israel is Jewish or not so really saying that israel has nukes is Schrodinger's antisemitism
It's truly always Schrodinger's Taylor Swift lol I can give you many reasons why something could happen, but that doesn't mean shit lol
December 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's truly always Schrodinger's Taylor Swift lol I can give you many reasons why something could happen, but that doesn't mean shit lol