Two Salty Quettaseconds at Dr. Topper's
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Two Salty Quettaseconds at Dr. Topper's
This dude almost single-handedly* invented modern homophobia because he was salty about forced breeding. Asshole ruined it all for the common man who until James penned the 1611 had been mostly left alone to fuck and suck in peace.
*Thatcher and Reagan helped it along when AIDS hit tho
*Thatcher and Reagan helped it along when AIDS hit tho
December 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This dude almost single-handedly* invented modern homophobia because he was salty about forced breeding. Asshole ruined it all for the common man who until James penned the 1611 had been mostly left alone to fuck and suck in peace.
*Thatcher and Reagan helped it along when AIDS hit tho
*Thatcher and Reagan helped it along when AIDS hit tho
Let’s escape on a ferry ride to Bainbridge. Bundled up on the deck, salty breeze in our hair, city fading behind us, just you, me, and the magic of the open water. Ready to set sail?
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Let’s escape on a ferry ride to Bainbridge. Bundled up on the deck, salty breeze in our hair, city fading behind us, just you, me, and the magic of the open water. Ready to set sail?
Same. Every major election year I would get so super salty at the system. Reading Chomsky helped. I didn't hang on every word, but he was talking like I wasn't crazy for peeking behind the curtain and questioning the American dream rhetoric.
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Same. Every major election year I would get so super salty at the system. Reading Chomsky helped. I didn't hang on every word, but he was talking like I wasn't crazy for peeking behind the curtain and questioning the American dream rhetoric.
Less salty if you swallow them whole, like a snake!
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Less salty if you swallow them whole, like a snake!
Armour brand sausage is so fucking salty oh my god.
December 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Armour brand sausage is so fucking salty oh my god.
Listen I'm still salty at Bloc Party for screwing up that co-headlining tour with Metric that was gonna let me see this masterpiece live in Toronto last summer.
Still. Salty.
Still. Salty.
you know what record absolutely rocks? SILENT ALARM
Bloc Party - Banquet (Official Music Video)
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December 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Listen I'm still salty at Bloc Party for screwing up that co-headlining tour with Metric that was gonna let me see this masterpiece live in Toronto last summer.
Still. Salty.
Still. Salty.
I dreamed I killed a too salty man. Now all I can smell or taste is his too saltiness. Don't make this sexual. I don't have the strength to slap you down.
December 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I dreamed I killed a too salty man. Now all I can smell or taste is his too saltiness. Don't make this sexual. I don't have the strength to slap you down.
The pho is a good suggestion-it’s the salty broth. Hash browns are one of my sneaky go to’s for the same reason.
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The pho is a good suggestion-it’s the salty broth. Hash browns are one of my sneaky go to’s for the same reason.
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December 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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The promotion for Isle of Harris features said sugar kelp, with Macedonian juniper, pine needles, coriander, cubebs, bitter orange, angelica, cassia, orris, and liquorice, and they ascribe to the whole a marine taste. I spotted the not-quite-salty tone right away (it persists on the palate as what
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The promotion for Isle of Harris features said sugar kelp, with Macedonian juniper, pine needles, coriander, cubebs, bitter orange, angelica, cassia, orris, and liquorice, and they ascribe to the whole a marine taste. I spotted the not-quite-salty tone right away (it persists on the palate as what
Of course it’s one of your #FavoriteThings, fellow salty! Mine, too! What a great photo, too. 🥰😍
December 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Of course it’s one of your #FavoriteThings, fellow salty! Mine, too! What a great photo, too. 🥰😍
youtube.com/shorts/L4jhV... POV; Stop being salty: The holiday society cheat code #ghost #xmas #drama
POV; Stop being salty: The holiday society cheat code #ghost #xmas #drama
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December 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
youtube.com/shorts/L4jhV... POV; Stop being salty: The holiday society cheat code #ghost #xmas #drama
Yep. The tide comes in, the tide goes out. Someone gets a tooth mark, someone gets a story. The ocean keeps being the ocean. We dry off, tell it at dinner, and tomorrow life—salty, ordinary, miraculous—just keeps going. Sort of a Thornton Wilder/Our Town vibe, but wetter.
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yep. The tide comes in, the tide goes out. Someone gets a tooth mark, someone gets a story. The ocean keeps being the ocean. We dry off, tell it at dinner, and tomorrow life—salty, ordinary, miraculous—just keeps going. Sort of a Thornton Wilder/Our Town vibe, but wetter.
I don’t think “too” salty….and this is coming from someone who normally doesn’t want salt on my fries (yes, I know I’m weird).
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I don’t think “too” salty….and this is coming from someone who normally doesn’t want salt on my fries (yes, I know I’m weird).
Are the fries too salty....there are some (calling you out Applebees) and some are just right (Cosmos) in my town.
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Are the fries too salty....there are some (calling you out Applebees) and some are just right (Cosmos) in my town.
TV man talks fast! The used car salesman of Hell owns the media and shapes the public perception!
Mothman is GROSS, but oddly soulful! The pretty one… We’re still not sure, but she’s salty+ smart& fuck you if you think she’s not taking her dues (It’s ‘cause noone could respect this!)
Mothman is GROSS, but oddly soulful! The pretty one… We’re still not sure, but she’s salty+ smart& fuck you if you think she’s not taking her dues (It’s ‘cause noone could respect this!)
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
TV man talks fast! The used car salesman of Hell owns the media and shapes the public perception!
Mothman is GROSS, but oddly soulful! The pretty one… We’re still not sure, but she’s salty+ smart& fuck you if you think she’s not taking her dues (It’s ‘cause noone could respect this!)
Mothman is GROSS, but oddly soulful! The pretty one… We’re still not sure, but she’s salty+ smart& fuck you if you think she’s not taking her dues (It’s ‘cause noone could respect this!)
Dem leadership could not allow the narrative that a progressive like Cisneros could win in someplace like Texas.
The party who says it’s our ally never pulls out all the stops like this to elect a progressive against a center-right Challenger.
Boy, do they get salty when you tell them, though…
The party who says it’s our ally never pulls out all the stops like this to elect a progressive against a center-right Challenger.
Boy, do they get salty when you tell them, though…
I was teaching in austin during this race, and another teacher in my cohort was dear friends with Jessica Cisneros, the woman running against him.
Pro abortion, pro-medicare for all, immigration attorney for RAICES. And the dems backed her conservative opponent.
Pro abortion, pro-medicare for all, immigration attorney for RAICES. And the dems backed her conservative opponent.
Nancy Pelosi gave $4,000 to incumbent Henry Cuellar in December 2021, in his Democratic primary rematch vs. progressive Jessica Cisneros. Dem leaders circled and backed him.
The next month, FBI raided Cuellar's home.
He won the primary in June by only 289 votes. He was indicted on bribery in 2024.
The next month, FBI raided Cuellar's home.
He won the primary in June by only 289 votes. He was indicted on bribery in 2024.
December 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Dem leadership could not allow the narrative that a progressive like Cisneros could win in someplace like Texas.
The party who says it’s our ally never pulls out all the stops like this to elect a progressive against a center-right Challenger.
Boy, do they get salty when you tell them, though…
The party who says it’s our ally never pulls out all the stops like this to elect a progressive against a center-right Challenger.
Boy, do they get salty when you tell them, though…
Let them hate. When they can make homemade bagels better than mine they can run their mouths. Until then, stay salty; bitches.
December 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Let them hate. When they can make homemade bagels better than mine they can run their mouths. Until then, stay salty; bitches.
Thank you brother!! Get your salty ass down to NYC one of these days so we can hang. Tonight would be a good start!
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Thank you brother!! Get your salty ass down to NYC one of these days so we can hang. Tonight would be a good start!
Fukkkk. That pearly precum leaking out just before that creamy cum mmm double taster. Sweet sweet nectar chased with salty sweet creamy cum 😋😈🥵🥵😛
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Fukkkk. That pearly precum leaking out just before that creamy cum mmm double taster. Sweet sweet nectar chased with salty sweet creamy cum 😋😈🥵🥵😛
{i still don't care for [redacted thing that is all over my corner of the social internet] and i'm being sooooooo brave* about it}
*this is the only thing i'll be publicly posting about it, & have only been verbally salty to the housemates A VERY SMALL AMOUNT
*this is the only thing i'll be publicly posting about it, & have only been verbally salty to the housemates A VERY SMALL AMOUNT
December 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
{i still don't care for [redacted thing that is all over my corner of the social internet] and i'm being sooooooo brave* about it}
*this is the only thing i'll be publicly posting about it, & have only been verbally salty to the housemates A VERY SMALL AMOUNT
*this is the only thing i'll be publicly posting about it, & have only been verbally salty to the housemates A VERY SMALL AMOUNT
There's a cave (Charley's hole) near a place I take friends & family on Baffin Island that looks a lot like this.
It has permanent ice inside, sculpted where leaking rainfall & snowmelt meet the salty spray of the Arctic waters and heat of warm fires.
(And one skeleton of a seal we named Charley)
It has permanent ice inside, sculpted where leaking rainfall & snowmelt meet the salty spray of the Arctic waters and heat of warm fires.
(And one skeleton of a seal we named Charley)
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
There's a cave (Charley's hole) near a place I take friends & family on Baffin Island that looks a lot like this.
It has permanent ice inside, sculpted where leaking rainfall & snowmelt meet the salty spray of the Arctic waters and heat of warm fires.
(And one skeleton of a seal we named Charley)
It has permanent ice inside, sculpted where leaking rainfall & snowmelt meet the salty spray of the Arctic waters and heat of warm fires.
(And one skeleton of a seal we named Charley)
Lmfao Idc I'm still salty bc I wish I had a hairy chest 😂
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Lmfao Idc I'm still salty bc I wish I had a hairy chest 😂
Next up is Kyoko coffee, a Japanese coffee truck.
December 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Next up is Kyoko coffee, a Japanese coffee truck.