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Who wants to do a 3 night for a 2 night trade, Sphere weekend 3?

Have 2x 3-day GAs, only need 2x for Fri 5/1 and 2x for Sat 5/2. Looking for fully unobstructed 100s, 200s or front of 300s. Preferably not against side walls. Seats could differ both nights.

Let’s make a deal!
Found my spot…
February 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Peacock was clearly unimpressed with me, but this other view gets
🤌🤌🤌
February 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I mean, if you like this kind of thing 🫠
February 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
In the cool shade of the 🍌 🌴
Waiting for, summer tour, is me
February 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Fuck this 🥶, going where the climate suits my clothes 😎
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Imagine trying to explain this to someone that doesn’t understand sports ball
February 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Leftovers turned into an open faced steak and cheese 🤤
February 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I love you honey, oh yes I do
You know that's true, of course
And if your dog or cat ever dies,
I'll buy you a ewe
💖
February 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
For those that love when Jerry gets super expressive with his soloing. Dirty tone to match the tune. Some tasty rhythm during piano solo, and full switch to double time for round two!

Absolutely nothing better!! Happy Friday 🍻
February 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Stopped for an emergency slice 🍕 on my way to meet someone for pizza. I have problems.
February 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Who wants to do a 3 night for a 2 night trade, Sphere weekend 3?

Have 2x 3-day GAs, only need 2x for Fri 5/1 and 2x for Sat 5/2. Looking for fully unobstructed 100s, 200s or front of 300s. Preferably not against side walls. Seats could differ both nights.

Let’s make a deal!
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Imagine owning this stuff…

www.christies.com/stories/jim-...
www.christies.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Found these beauties today in a bag (in a box) that I guess I haven’t opened for like 20yrs lol 🥷🏻
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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You know who represents themselves and has a pristine record of not banging any kids? @readicculusband.bsky.social ! Come party, safely, with us tonight at the Warehouse in Amityville NY 2 sets at 7pm
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Now this is my kind of happy hour 🍕
February 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
🤣🤣🤣
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Ready for summer tour announcement!

(and packing for next week 🏝️)
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I’ll be right back, just going to open my Etsy shop customizing Away bags
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
We need the Bad Bunny setlist to settle our prop bets. Who knows what that first song was called?
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
🤣🤣🤣
[Snowboarding TV commentary]

EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho

STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
February 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I think unleashing 5 MILLION microscopic “worms” should fix the gnat infestation in my favorite houseplant

Sayonara motherf**kers!!! Here comes Piper and his friends 🪱
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Italian colleague walks up to the urinal next to me (2nd time today we met here) and says…..”Just like my grandfather used to say, the only time you don’t have to pee is when you’re peeing”

I think I’m ready to be a grandpa 👴
February 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Can’t wait to meet the new neighbor
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Increasing the review by a half point as I noticed this on the wall in the way out
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Been holding off on the local Detroit Style place, but damn this is good! Shrimp scampi slice for the win 🍤
February 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM