Nettie Bergin
@nettie.bsky.social
Junior perforated a line on my chest and I expect a discount from the surgeon for the cheat sheet.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Junior perforated a line on my chest and I expect a discount from the surgeon for the cheat sheet.
I dumped a glass of cheese water in my neighbor's dirt and although it may seem like I'm having a stroke, I don't think I'll answer any questions about it.
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I dumped a glass of cheese water in my neighbor's dirt and although it may seem like I'm having a stroke, I don't think I'll answer any questions about it.
Junior was too interested in the washer (his bed is in there) and I told him the washer, it's said, never gives up her dead when a cat in November goes swirly. Now my son hates my guts.
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Junior was too interested in the washer (his bed is in there) and I told him the washer, it's said, never gives up her dead when a cat in November goes swirly. Now my son hates my guts.
My cats will not tolerate a show with a crying baby in it. I was distracted and didn't realize what was on TV and Teaberry grabbed my hand with her fishhooks and slammed it onto the remote. Other cats glared their agreement.
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My cats will not tolerate a show with a crying baby in it. I was distracted and didn't realize what was on TV and Teaberry grabbed my hand with her fishhooks and slammed it onto the remote. Other cats glared their agreement.
If the pandemic hadn't messed up the 24 hour store I could really get into some stoned pillow shopping right now.
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
If the pandemic hadn't messed up the 24 hour store I could really get into some stoned pillow shopping right now.
Gonna watch the Edmund Fitzgerald sink because I know how to have a good time.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Gonna watch the Edmund Fitzgerald sink because I know how to have a good time.
I think you all should discuss chumming the water with corn while fishing. I've already discussed it, so I'm not going to.
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I think you all should discuss chumming the water with corn while fishing. I've already discussed it, so I'm not going to.
I need ideas. I'm having open heart surgery soon and my cats sleep with me. I can't lock them out of my room for 2 months. We'll all die of sorrow. I'll be sleeping on my back, propped up with pillows. I'm thinking of building a wooden tray to put over my chest. Let me hear your better suggestions.
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I need ideas. I'm having open heart surgery soon and my cats sleep with me. I can't lock them out of my room for 2 months. We'll all die of sorrow. I'll be sleeping on my back, propped up with pillows. I'm thinking of building a wooden tray to put over my chest. Let me hear your better suggestions.
I was talking to my son and he said, "Go drink your baby formula" (Carnation Instant Breakfast) and I love him but I also hate him very much.
November 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I was talking to my son and he said, "Go drink your baby formula" (Carnation Instant Breakfast) and I love him but I also hate him very much.
Idk why you're all stressing yourselves out. I'm watching Timothy Olyphant and that's never a mistake.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Idk why you're all stressing yourselves out. I'm watching Timothy Olyphant and that's never a mistake.
Junior is negotiating with me.
5 kisses and you let me have your puke box.
No.
Okay. 6 kisses and you let me have your puke box.
No.
Okay. Please, may I have a plastic bag?
No.
5 kisses and you let me have your puke box.
No.
Okay. 6 kisses and you let me have your puke box.
No.
Okay. Please, may I have a plastic bag?
No.
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Junior is negotiating with me.
5 kisses and you let me have your puke box.
No.
Okay. 6 kisses and you let me have your puke box.
No.
Okay. Please, may I have a plastic bag?
No.
5 kisses and you let me have your puke box.
No.
Okay. 6 kisses and you let me have your puke box.
No.
Okay. Please, may I have a plastic bag?
No.
Cats! I did not pull you from the river onto this raft so you could then sink us all! Hold still you soft, furry bastards!
Happy Halloween. Legal drugs rock.
Happy Halloween. Legal drugs rock.
November 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Cats! I did not pull you from the river onto this raft so you could then sink us all! Hold still you soft, furry bastards!
Happy Halloween. Legal drugs rock.
Happy Halloween. Legal drugs rock.
I'm afraid to be put under again because of what I said last time coming out of it. I sounded so bigoted that I'm actually upset about it. I don't know why I said it, but I do know it was misconstrued by everyone in the room.
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm afraid to be put under again because of what I said last time coming out of it. I sounded so bigoted that I'm actually upset about it. I don't know why I said it, but I do know it was misconstrued by everyone in the room.
I haven't tolerated solid food for at least 2 weeks, maybe more, and I'm so bitter about missing Halloween candy. Frankly, I'd also knock my kid down for his ham sandwich and I dont even like ham.
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I haven't tolerated solid food for at least 2 weeks, maybe more, and I'm so bitter about missing Halloween candy. Frankly, I'd also knock my kid down for his ham sandwich and I dont even like ham.
It seems the boy cats tried to form a new hierarchy in the 2 days I was gone. They're trying to keep it going but it's difficult because I keep squishing them up and asking them if they're precious little co-kings. I think they had to settle for co-kings because they're evenly matched wrestle-wise.
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It seems the boy cats tried to form a new hierarchy in the 2 days I was gone. They're trying to keep it going but it's difficult because I keep squishing them up and asking them if they're precious little co-kings. I think they had to settle for co-kings because they're evenly matched wrestle-wise.
My surgeon said, "Do you understand what that means?" I said, "You're going to carve me up like a turkey." He said, "Yes, and I always get the wishbone." Perfect deadpan delivery. I think we can work together.
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My surgeon said, "Do you understand what that means?" I said, "You're going to carve me up like a turkey." He said, "Yes, and I always get the wishbone." Perfect deadpan delivery. I think we can work together.
I said something so inappropriate when I was coming out of anesthesia that I wish I had died on the spot.
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I said something so inappropriate when I was coming out of anesthesia that I wish I had died on the spot.
I just opened the hotel balcony door and about 50 box elder bugs fell on me. This week has made me feel incredibly cursed.
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I just opened the hotel balcony door and about 50 box elder bugs fell on me. This week has made me feel incredibly cursed.
My god, so many birthdays today! I hope I got you all in other threads but if I didn't, happy birthday if your birthday is today!
@selina3sticks.bsky.social
@gregorthemendel.bsky.social
@tangofoxtrot23.bsky.social
Feel free to add anyone I missed!
@selina3sticks.bsky.social
@gregorthemendel.bsky.social
@tangofoxtrot23.bsky.social
Feel free to add anyone I missed!
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My god, so many birthdays today! I hope I got you all in other threads but if I didn't, happy birthday if your birthday is today!
@selina3sticks.bsky.social
@gregorthemendel.bsky.social
@tangofoxtrot23.bsky.social
Feel free to add anyone I missed!
@selina3sticks.bsky.social
@gregorthemendel.bsky.social
@tangofoxtrot23.bsky.social
Feel free to add anyone I missed!
"What time did you feed the cats?"
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"What time did you feed the cats?"
Is anyone awake to talk drugs? Percocet is oxycodone, right? And Vicodin is the one with hydrocodone? Is it logical that I can't take oxy but I can take hydro? I've told this to my doctor and he is giving me shit about it.
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Is anyone awake to talk drugs? Percocet is oxycodone, right? And Vicodin is the one with hydrocodone? Is it logical that I can't take oxy but I can take hydro? I've told this to my doctor and he is giving me shit about it.
How long can I live on vanilla Frostys and Gatorade, do you think?
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
How long can I live on vanilla Frostys and Gatorade, do you think?
I said, "I think I'm Linda Belcher." I knew I was on to something because my son practically turned his whole body to look out the passenger side window to avoid eye contact.
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I said, "I think I'm Linda Belcher." I knew I was on to something because my son practically turned his whole body to look out the passenger side window to avoid eye contact.
If you don't like me, I have a gift for you:
I reached to a top shelf for a tea mug and the front shelf supports broke sending all my mugs, bowls, and a few glasses down onto my head before shattering all over the counter and the floor. Thank God I was also barefoot and have stupidly curious cats.
I reached to a top shelf for a tea mug and the front shelf supports broke sending all my mugs, bowls, and a few glasses down onto my head before shattering all over the counter and the floor. Thank God I was also barefoot and have stupidly curious cats.
October 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If you don't like me, I have a gift for you:
I reached to a top shelf for a tea mug and the front shelf supports broke sending all my mugs, bowls, and a few glasses down onto my head before shattering all over the counter and the floor. Thank God I was also barefoot and have stupidly curious cats.
I reached to a top shelf for a tea mug and the front shelf supports broke sending all my mugs, bowls, and a few glasses down onto my head before shattering all over the counter and the floor. Thank God I was also barefoot and have stupidly curious cats.
This is why Junior is named Junior. He popped out looking like a little tiny Frances. His full name is Frankie Jr. For a while they were the same size and could only be told apart by eye color. Frances had green, Junior had amber. He looked like the Cullen version of Frances.
October 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is why Junior is named Junior. He popped out looking like a little tiny Frances. His full name is Frankie Jr. For a while they were the same size and could only be told apart by eye color. Frances had green, Junior had amber. He looked like the Cullen version of Frances.