#RoundFile
And a bunch of the most recent editions of my other weekly strip... the #RoundFile
November 19, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Only an asshole who would work for That cupcake Pinch
Would think this is funny. Roundfile it
March 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
needs to be an appeals court circuit ruling split, or a writ, or state supreme court deadlocks. the approval rate for writs is like 2%. a petition like this is just performative nonsense as it doesn't compel the court to act and it isn't based upon any lower court process. SCOTUS will roundfile it
January 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
GM's gonna find out if she canceled her membership and roundfile it whatever the answer is.

(And chuckle if the answer is 'no'.)
November 28, 2024 at 6:40 PM
This includes important principles like "we treat our users like real people" and "if a report comes in about one of our users and it's obviously malicious or brigade-y, we laugh at it and then roundfile it"
October 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I roundfile that nonsense along side the “Why Boys Are Being Left Behind in School” and “Surprising Ways Men Are Oppressed” bullshit.
June 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It is long past the time to roundfile the notion that being anti-climate is being "business-friendly."
November 26, 2024 at 6:44 AM
You know, I went back and looked at the numbers for that election sometime in the last year. It was an electoral college landslide but not so much in the popular vote. Another reason to roundfile that stupid thing.
March 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The absolute last opinion anybody on this web site should care about, or amplify, is "what unnamed Trump/GOP person thinks about the Presidential race". Just roundfile that shit, it's not for human consumption.
July 3, 2024 at 4:33 PM
This week's strips.... #RoundFile #EveryTuesday
August 29, 2023 at 11:49 AM
Also when Joanne eventually sues, remember: the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy. There are no good guys here. There is no one to root for. Literally just roundfile the whole mess.
April 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
guess since there's no circuit to split given it's congress then fed court and both affirm, it'd take a petition. if I were to hazard a guess, given the court's rather hefty docket, someone's probably going to have to tap justices to give it a look and not just roundfile it
December 6, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Random DM from someone with (Improbably Attractive Female) as pfp trying to cozy up with zero other context? Roundfile.
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I would really like us to install our own mini split system and roundfile the furnace. Much cleaner, no ductwork. We’d need at least five wall units, which brings the price up substantially.
July 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Let me repeat myself— *I don’t listen to white men anymore.*

As a demographic you are dumber than a sack of wet mice, *born marks and suckers* and your advice leads everyone to misery and ruin.

Thank you for your input. <roundfile>
June 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Well, the list of folks who sign off on this pledge will be useful for creating a permanent roundfile of "reporters" who will be not worth reading.
NEW: The Pentagon told journalists it will require them to pledge they won’t gather any information — even unclassified — that hasn’t been expressly authorized for release, and will revoke the press credentials of those who do not obey. @washingtonpost.com
Pentagon demands journalists pledge to not obtain unauthorized material
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is imposing strict new rules that would severely limit the ability of journalists to report on the Pentagon.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Harlan Ellison's original foreword to Approaching Oblivion indelibly etched this in my mind. Still stunning how quickly we papered over that as a culture.

Still worth reading in full from time to time to see how little some things have changed.
August 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Kavanaugh's tipsters' reports went directly to a roundfile in the White House. But this is a D admin. Can't DOJ demand full vetting (I ask knowing nothing about how these things go)?
January 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
at this point there are only two things democrats can do:

- roundfile their entire previous strategy bible, laser focus entirely on how they will fight the trump admin at every turn and plan to take the house back
- continue bland strategized messaging, continue litigating 2024 election failure
February 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
New #RoundFile
August 22, 2023 at 1:57 AM
Roundfile this dude
Okay, a thread to talk about the Discourse Punditry Brigade.

The very short version of this thread: 𝙬𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚.

Why? Because talking about these people is entirely the whole reason why these people are relevant.

(comments closed only to keep thread clean)
December 19, 2024 at 3:47 AM