Professor McGonagall gefällt das
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Professor McGonagall gefällt das
Co gorsza: Trump jest więcej razy wymieniony w aktach Epsteina, niż Harry Potter w całej serii książek o Potterze.
Które są grubsze niż Biblia. I w których po każdym wybryku prof. Minerwa McGonagall wołała: "Harry Potterze!"
Które są grubsze niż Biblia. I w których po każdym wybryku prof. Minerwa McGonagall wołała: "Harry Potterze!"
a harry potter scene is shown with a person holding a dog
ALT: a harry potter scene is shown with a person holding a dog
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February 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Co gorsza: Trump jest więcej razy wymieniony w aktach Epsteina, niż Harry Potter w całej serii książek o Potterze.
Które są grubsze niż Biblia. I w których po każdym wybryku prof. Minerwa McGonagall wołała: "Harry Potterze!"
Które są grubsze niż Biblia. I w których po każdym wybryku prof. Minerwa McGonagall wołała: "Harry Potterze!"
McGonagall, el poeta fatídico
https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/sociedad/2026/02/08/mcgonagall-poeta-fatidico/0003_202602G8P35991.htm
https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/sociedad/2026/02/08/mcgonagall-poeta-fatidico/0003_202602G8P35991.htm
McGonagall, el poeta fatídico
La sublimación de lo llamativo, la consagración de lo grotesco, para explicar cómo llegar a la celebridad desde el desatino
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February 8, 2026 at 4:12 AM
McGonagall, el poeta fatídico
https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/sociedad/2026/02/08/mcgonagall-poeta-fatidico/0003_202602G8P35991.htm
https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/sociedad/2026/02/08/mcgonagall-poeta-fatidico/0003_202602G8P35991.htm
"Success to the good and skilful Dr Murison,
For golden opinions he has won
From his patients one and all,
And from myself, McGonagall."
'A Tribute to Dr. Murison', 1885
For golden opinions he has won
From his patients one and all,
And from myself, McGonagall."
'A Tribute to Dr. Murison', 1885
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
"Success to the good and skilful Dr Murison,
For golden opinions he has won
From his patients one and all,
And from myself, McGonagall."
'A Tribute to Dr. Murison', 1885
For golden opinions he has won
From his patients one and all,
And from myself, McGonagall."
'A Tribute to Dr. Murison', 1885
Projekt IBAN ändern in Elster auf Standby.
🗣️ Die Steuernummer bitte, ich wiederhole die Steuernummer bitte.
*gesprochen von McGonagall
🙄
🗣️ Die Steuernummer bitte, ich wiederhole die Steuernummer bitte.
*gesprochen von McGonagall
🙄
an older woman with gray hair is wearing a black dress and earrings and looking at the camera .
Alt: an older woman with gray hair is wearing a black dress and earrings and looking at the camera .
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February 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Projekt IBAN ändern in Elster auf Standby.
🗣️ Die Steuernummer bitte, ich wiederhole die Steuernummer bitte.
*gesprochen von McGonagall
🙄
🗣️ Die Steuernummer bitte, ich wiederhole die Steuernummer bitte.
*gesprochen von McGonagall
🙄
William McGonagall, did he die in vain? 😂
February 7, 2026 at 12:34 PM
William McGonagall, did he die in vain? 😂
"Success to the good and skilful Dr Murison,
For golden opinions he has won
From his patients one and all,
And from myself, McGonagall."
'A Tribute to Dr. Murison', 1885
For golden opinions he has won
From his patients one and all,
And from myself, McGonagall."
'A Tribute to Dr. Murison', 1885
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
"Success to the good and skilful Dr Murison,
For golden opinions he has won
From his patients one and all,
And from myself, McGonagall."
'A Tribute to Dr. Murison', 1885
For golden opinions he has won
From his patients one and all,
And from myself, McGonagall."
'A Tribute to Dr. Murison', 1885
I had a little “maybe she just couldn’t” empathy until PotterMore happened.
Every single named character you wanted to know more about? Why they’re heterosexually married to their school sweetheart, of course!
Even Mcgonagall got a sad dead boyfriend to explain why she’s not het married with kids
Every single named character you wanted to know more about? Why they’re heterosexually married to their school sweetheart, of course!
Even Mcgonagall got a sad dead boyfriend to explain why she’s not het married with kids
February 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I had a little “maybe she just couldn’t” empathy until PotterMore happened.
Every single named character you wanted to know more about? Why they’re heterosexually married to their school sweetheart, of course!
Even Mcgonagall got a sad dead boyfriend to explain why she’s not het married with kids
Every single named character you wanted to know more about? Why they’re heterosexually married to their school sweetheart, of course!
Even Mcgonagall got a sad dead boyfriend to explain why she’s not het married with kids
The rhyming skill of McGonagall paired with the musical talent of an organ grinders monkey.
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The rhyming skill of McGonagall paired with the musical talent of an organ grinders monkey.
''Criança Amaldiçoada não é canônica JK Rowling não escreveu"
Vejamos, vejamos:
⚠️Minerva McGonagall - Diretora de Hogwarts.
⚠️Hermione Granger - Ministra da Magia.
⚠️Rose Grange-Weasley - Estrela do Time Grifinória.
Três Geração de Mulheres em posição de destaque. Mas não, não foi JK Rowling.
Vejamos, vejamos:
⚠️Minerva McGonagall - Diretora de Hogwarts.
⚠️Hermione Granger - Ministra da Magia.
⚠️Rose Grange-Weasley - Estrela do Time Grifinória.
Três Geração de Mulheres em posição de destaque. Mas não, não foi JK Rowling.
February 5, 2026 at 11:17 AM
''Criança Amaldiçoada não é canônica JK Rowling não escreveu"
Vejamos, vejamos:
⚠️Minerva McGonagall - Diretora de Hogwarts.
⚠️Hermione Granger - Ministra da Magia.
⚠️Rose Grange-Weasley - Estrela do Time Grifinória.
Três Geração de Mulheres em posição de destaque. Mas não, não foi JK Rowling.
Vejamos, vejamos:
⚠️Minerva McGonagall - Diretora de Hogwarts.
⚠️Hermione Granger - Ministra da Magia.
⚠️Rose Grange-Weasley - Estrela do Time Grifinória.
Três Geração de Mulheres em posição de destaque. Mas não, não foi JK Rowling.
Bob Dylan's Murder Most Foul, which he described as a gift to fans, is both non-rhyming and non-metered. My suspicion is that it is intentionally written in the style of William McGonagall, who is widely regarded as the worst poet in British history.
Neither of the two verses in “American Girl” rhyme.
Choruses do, barely, but the verses are just prose. It’s a little short story.
Has to be the gold standard of non-rhyming songs.
What are other non-rhyming songs besides the David Lowery/CVB catalog?
cc @chrissteller.bsky.social
Choruses do, barely, but the verses are just prose. It’s a little short story.
Has to be the gold standard of non-rhyming songs.
What are other non-rhyming songs besides the David Lowery/CVB catalog?
cc @chrissteller.bsky.social
![[Verse 1]
Well, she was an American girl
Raised on promises
She couldn't help thinkin' that there
Was a little more to life somewhere else
After all, it was a great big world
With lots of places to run to
And if she had to die tryin', she
Had one little promise she was gonna keep](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/bafkreigug6owjlwr56cxbrimv2xkq3ntiqnxagjx4dqdmigf7gsyctbsmq@jpeg)
![[Verse 2]
Well, it was kinda cold that night
She stood alone on her balcony (Ooh)
Yeah, she could hear the cars roll by
Out on 441 like waves crashin' on the beach
And for one desperate moment there
He crept back in her memory
God, it's so painful when something that is so close
Is still so far out of reach](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/bafkreidgpxep7pnzocdhcep2vir3drvwzz2udkmrhfi5vbfjcvnncvkndi@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Bob Dylan's Murder Most Foul, which he described as a gift to fans, is both non-rhyming and non-metered. My suspicion is that it is intentionally written in the style of William McGonagall, who is widely regarded as the worst poet in British history.
RIP William Topaz McGonagall, you would've loved to have lived in the time when The Thong Song existed for that particular couplet
February 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
RIP William Topaz McGonagall, you would've loved to have lived in the time when The Thong Song existed for that particular couplet
Descriptive Jottings Of London by William Topaz McGonagall 📝📝 📝📝📝 www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45822/...
Descriptive Jottings of London
Paul’s Cathedral is the finest building that ever I did see, There’s no building can surpass it in the city of Dundee, Because it’s magnificent to behold,…
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February 4, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Descriptive Jottings Of London by William Topaz McGonagall 📝📝 📝📝📝 www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45822/...
Yeah, I hear that a lot too. Usually by people who cringe so hard when they listen to the lyrics their pelvis retracts. (Myself included)
They do stick in the mind. So do the words of William McGonagall.
They do stick in the mind. So do the words of William McGonagall.
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Yeah, I hear that a lot too. Usually by people who cringe so hard when they listen to the lyrics their pelvis retracts. (Myself included)
They do stick in the mind. So do the words of William McGonagall.
They do stick in the mind. So do the words of William McGonagall.
Sorry, I must have read a different version.
Lupin, being a werewolf, avoided humans during full moon.
'Weird women'? Mrs. Weasley, Prof. McGonagall, Dolores Umbridge?
All characters I have encountered in real life. Nothing 'weird' about them.
Example of 'fatfobia'?
Lupin, being a werewolf, avoided humans during full moon.
'Weird women'? Mrs. Weasley, Prof. McGonagall, Dolores Umbridge?
All characters I have encountered in real life. Nothing 'weird' about them.
Example of 'fatfobia'?
February 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Sorry, I must have read a different version.
Lupin, being a werewolf, avoided humans during full moon.
'Weird women'? Mrs. Weasley, Prof. McGonagall, Dolores Umbridge?
All characters I have encountered in real life. Nothing 'weird' about them.
Example of 'fatfobia'?
Lupin, being a werewolf, avoided humans during full moon.
'Weird women'? Mrs. Weasley, Prof. McGonagall, Dolores Umbridge?
All characters I have encountered in real life. Nothing 'weird' about them.
Example of 'fatfobia'?
I got curious and bought this
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I got curious and bought this
McGonagall McGonagall
There's no-one like McGonagall
There never was a poet so intent on spouting doggerel
His ego, his ineptitude - could it all be just a bit?
But when you look for scansion, McGonagall's lines don't always fit
There's no-one like McGonagall
There never was a poet so intent on spouting doggerel
His ego, his ineptitude - could it all be just a bit?
But when you look for scansion, McGonagall's lines don't always fit
February 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
McGonagall McGonagall
There's no-one like McGonagall
There never was a poet so intent on spouting doggerel
His ego, his ineptitude - could it all be just a bit?
But when you look for scansion, McGonagall's lines don't always fit
There's no-one like McGonagall
There never was a poet so intent on spouting doggerel
His ego, his ineptitude - could it all be just a bit?
But when you look for scansion, McGonagall's lines don't always fit
The animals looked from McGonagall to Dickinson, and from Dickinson to McGonagall, but already it was impossible to tell which was which
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The animals looked from McGonagall to Dickinson, and from Dickinson to McGonagall, but already it was impossible to tell which was which
Also enjoying having posted this directly after a McGonagall
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Also enjoying having posted this directly after a McGonagall
Tuesday Trivia:
Legend has it that William McGonagall is the first person to ever have rotten tomatoes thrown at him onstage
He is considered by many the worst poet, ever, in any language
There is a theory he was doing what Andy Kaufman did - selling tickets by being reviled by the crowd
Legend has it that William McGonagall is the first person to ever have rotten tomatoes thrown at him onstage
He is considered by many the worst poet, ever, in any language
There is a theory he was doing what Andy Kaufman did - selling tickets by being reviled by the crowd
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Tuesday Trivia:
Legend has it that William McGonagall is the first person to ever have rotten tomatoes thrown at him onstage
He is considered by many the worst poet, ever, in any language
There is a theory he was doing what Andy Kaufman did - selling tickets by being reviled by the crowd
Legend has it that William McGonagall is the first person to ever have rotten tomatoes thrown at him onstage
He is considered by many the worst poet, ever, in any language
There is a theory he was doing what Andy Kaufman did - selling tickets by being reviled by the crowd
Tuesday Trivia:
Legend has it that William McGonagall is the first person to ever have rotten tomatoes thrown at him onstage
He is considered by many the worst poet, ever, in any language
There is a theory he was doing what Andy Kaufman did - selling tickets by being reviled by the crowd
Legend has it that William McGonagall is the first person to ever have rotten tomatoes thrown at him onstage
He is considered by many the worst poet, ever, in any language
There is a theory he was doing what Andy Kaufman did - selling tickets by being reviled by the crowd
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Tuesday Trivia:
Legend has it that William McGonagall is the first person to ever have rotten tomatoes thrown at him onstage
He is considered by many the worst poet, ever, in any language
There is a theory he was doing what Andy Kaufman did - selling tickets by being reviled by the crowd
Legend has it that William McGonagall is the first person to ever have rotten tomatoes thrown at him onstage
He is considered by many the worst poet, ever, in any language
There is a theory he was doing what Andy Kaufman did - selling tickets by being reviled by the crowd
Choosing to believe McGonagall watched The Little Match Girl die
February 3, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Choosing to believe McGonagall watched The Little Match Girl die
The William Topaz McGonagall Poems Continue Until The Meter Improves www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45820/...
The Little Match Girl
It was biting cold, and the falling snow, Which filled a poor little match girl’s heart with woe, Who was bareheaded and barefooted, as she went along the…
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February 3, 2026 at 11:09 AM
The William Topaz McGonagall Poems Continue Until The Meter Improves www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45820/...
"Success to the good and skilful Dr Murison,
For golden opinions he has won
From his patients one and all,
And from myself, McGonagall."
'A Tribute to Dr. Murison', 1885
For golden opinions he has won
From his patients one and all,
And from myself, McGonagall."
'A Tribute to Dr. Murison', 1885
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 AM
"Success to the good and skilful Dr Murison,
For golden opinions he has won
From his patients one and all,
And from myself, McGonagall."
'A Tribute to Dr. Murison', 1885
For golden opinions he has won
From his patients one and all,
And from myself, McGonagall."
'A Tribute to Dr. Murison', 1885
I shot an arrow in the air,
three new species fell right there.
Five new species stopped to stare,
I'd enough new species so I did not care.
(Roll over William McGonagall, says I 😎)
three new species fell right there.
Five new species stopped to stare,
I'd enough new species so I did not care.
(Roll over William McGonagall, says I 😎)
February 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I shot an arrow in the air,
three new species fell right there.
Five new species stopped to stare,
I'd enough new species so I did not care.
(Roll over William McGonagall, says I 😎)
three new species fell right there.
Five new species stopped to stare,
I'd enough new species so I did not care.
(Roll over William McGonagall, says I 😎)