#Lanarkshire,
For a moment I was puzzled. Then I realised this was Hamilton, Ontario.

Reminds me of my spell as a postman in Hamilton, Lanarkshire. We got a lot of mail misdirected to us rather than the other place...
February 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Pupil capacity at two secondary schools in South Lanarkshire is to increase thanks to a combined £18 million investment.
School expansions approved in Hamilton and East Kilbride
Pupil capacity at two secondary schools in South Lanarkshire is to increase thanks to a combined £18 million investment.
www.scottishconstructionnow.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:33 PM
anyway, here's the full guidance in case you thought i was exaggerating
February 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Yellow warning of ice affecting Strathclyde valid from 1800 Mon 16 Feb to 1000 Tue 17 Feb
Additional Details Here.
February 16, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Yellow warning of ice affecting Strathclyde valid from 2000 Sun 15 Feb to 1000 Mon 16 Feb
Additional Details Here.
February 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
In 1972, a French newspaper applied a Lanarkshire surname to a bit of 1963 Massachusetts design for hire and the Smiley as we know it was formed. It then entered the 1981 IBM PC-DOS character set, years before a 'emoji' launched in a Japanese phone. And 🙂 actually predates :-) which dates from 1982.
February 15, 2026 at 1:13 PM
He used to always moan about how cold Paisley was, like Lanarkshire was a tropical paradise

My da used to hate him
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 AM
They did this in South Lanarkshire then a Labour councillor got busted for pissing in the street
Normal healthy country
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
We are accepting applications for Modern Apprenticeship (Trade). Join us to learn valuable trade skills on the job and gain hands-on experience in a supportive environment.

Trades available include Bricklaying, Electrical, Plumbing, Painting, Plastering, Scaffolding and Industrial Heating.
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
This is commitment. It must be bitterly cold up there.
February 14, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Happy #Valentines day everyone front the North Pole, sorry North Lanarkshire 🥶 Mother's day is up next and I have some lovely gift ideas for you in my handmade shop. Come have a browse.
earthandsandbyanna.etsy.com
#handmade #Mothersday #gifts #UKGIFTAM #MHHSBD
February 14, 2026 at 9:54 AM
It's entirely possible that there are franchised chippies all over Lanarkshire and Ayshire offering similar fayre.
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
The "winner" of this season's SPFL will be decided in the masonic halls of Lanarkshire.
Penalties and red cards will be dished out very carefully, certainly none will be heading Sevco's way.
The LRA no longer try to hide their favouritism and bias toward the Govan mob.
Our refs wont be at the USA WC
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
South Lanarkshire College shortlisted for two Scottish Knowledge Exchange Awards
College shortlisted for two Scottish Knowledge Exchange Awards
ebx.sh
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
We're looking for a motivated and organised School Support Team Leader to join the team at Parkview Primary School.

📍 Parkview Primary School, Cambuslang
⏰ 35 hours per week (term time)
💷 £14.83–£15.01 per hour
🗓 Closing date: 27 February 2026

👉 Apply at: https://orlo.uk/YhQKT
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
✨ Good for the planet & your health ✨
For each car taken off the road by people walking & wheeling, there's less pollution, making our surroundings cleaner & greener🚶🏼👩‍🦽
For details of walking groups & routes in #Lanarkshire, see https://f.mtr.cool/kyedkmocwx
#ClimateAction #LetsDoNetZero
February 13, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Pupil capacity at two secondary schools in South Lanarkshire is to increase thanks to a combined £18 million investment.
Holy Cross in Hamilton and St Andrew’s and St Bride’s in East Kilbride will benefit from internal adaptations and extensions.
More details in the View:
https://orlo.uk/bezbf
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Join our team in East Kilbride as a Scheduling Assistant supporting Home Carers across the community. You will use IT and have an interest and understanding of digital systems.

🎥 Hear from one of our Scheduling Assistants: https://orlo.uk/h9gh7

👉 Apply here: https://orlo.uk/yCEDm
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Update on major routes in Govan and East End. Also, city centre pilot and Glasgow Climate Strategy. Active Travel Strategies in East Ayrshire and Inverclyde. North Lanarkshire looks at a few strategic routes.
www.gobike.org/consultation...
Consultations: February 2026
Major routes in Glasgow, a city centre trial and climate plan. East Ayrshire and Inverclyde have draft Active Travel Strategies. North Lanarkshire consults on a few strategic routes. An update that…
www.gobike.org
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
And also far too close together. No real #gardens to speak of. Thoroughly #inadequate drainage.
And not following the theme of the area but having the residences offset along side roads instead of directly along the main roadz

This is why I hate modern developments.

#uk #scotland #lanarkshire
February 13, 2026 at 1:08 PM
There is still time to apply to be our new Site Supervisor for North Lanarkshire Council Museums!

Closing date is this Tuesday, 17 February
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Yellow warning of snow, ice affecting Strathclyde valid from 2100 Sat 14 Feb to 1000 Sun 15 Feb
Additional Details Here.
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Work has started on a mixture of 44 new homes in Cambuslang for South Lanarkshire Council.
Work begins on new council homes in Cambuslang
Work has started on a mixture of 44 new homes in Cambuslang for South Lanarkshire Council.
www.scottishconstructionnow.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Work has started on a mixture of 44 new homes in Cambuslang for South Lanarkshire Council.
Work begins on new council homes in Cambuslang
Work has started on a mixture of 44 new homes in Cambuslang for South Lanarkshire Council.
www.scottishhousingnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 AM
'The Mailman' from Lanarkshire was one of Team Scotland's gold medal stars after winning the lightweight division back in 2014.
Commonwealth Games hero says Glasgow hospital staff saved son's life as he back charity drive
www.glasgowlive.co.uk
February 13, 2026 at 9:36 AM