I wrote about Rosalía's "Lux," martyrdom, and our collective gastrointestinal health johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/eat-me
Eat Me
On Rosalía's "Lux" and our collective gut health
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I wrote about Rosalía's "Lux," martyrdom, and our collective gastrointestinal health johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/eat-me
Turn on the lights, put on your glasses, get out your chemistry set.
It’s time to do individual responsibility style public health for meat testing.
Disclaimer… you’ll have to sort out your own brain worms/other gastrointestinal disaster/sepsis if you stuff up.
It’s time to do individual responsibility style public health for meat testing.
Disclaimer… you’ll have to sort out your own brain worms/other gastrointestinal disaster/sepsis if you stuff up.
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Turn on the lights, put on your glasses, get out your chemistry set.
It’s time to do individual responsibility style public health for meat testing.
Disclaimer… you’ll have to sort out your own brain worms/other gastrointestinal disaster/sepsis if you stuff up.
It’s time to do individual responsibility style public health for meat testing.
Disclaimer… you’ll have to sort out your own brain worms/other gastrointestinal disaster/sepsis if you stuff up.
Angry runs are what the defense does to my gastrointestinal system
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Angry runs are what the defense does to my gastrointestinal system
DAY 162
SPECIES 162 - Bifidobacterium longum
STAGE: Bacteria
MEDIUM: Arches Paper. Chromatek, HWC & QoR Watercolor. Writech pen
B. longum is considered to be one of the earliest colonizers of the gastrointestinal tract of infants.
#sciart #watercolor #bacteria #painting #art #paint
SPECIES 162 - Bifidobacterium longum
STAGE: Bacteria
MEDIUM: Arches Paper. Chromatek, HWC & QoR Watercolor. Writech pen
B. longum is considered to be one of the earliest colonizers of the gastrointestinal tract of infants.
#sciart #watercolor #bacteria #painting #art #paint
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Considering getting really high and eating lots of horrible food that will destroy my gastrointestinal system for multiple days afterwards later
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Considering getting really high and eating lots of horrible food that will destroy my gastrointestinal system for multiple days afterwards later
reason I hate #MKSAP #oncology questions - am I ever going to personally prescribe imatinib as adjuvant therapy for a gastrointestinal stromal tumor? NOPE. These questions are to test oncologists, not general internists.
All I need to know is side effects of the meds, not which tumors to use them in
All I need to know is side effects of the meds, not which tumors to use them in
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
every vet website: your dog should not eat [random thng] because it may cause gastrointestinal upset
my dog: i ate the broken pieces of a plate that used to have catfood on it and i feel nothing my stomach eats the edges off the cermaic this is so easy
(true story from 20 years ago lol)
my dog: i ate the broken pieces of a plate that used to have catfood on it and i feel nothing my stomach eats the edges off the cermaic this is so easy
(true story from 20 years ago lol)
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
every vet website: your dog should not eat [random thng] because it may cause gastrointestinal upset
my dog: i ate the broken pieces of a plate that used to have catfood on it and i feel nothing my stomach eats the edges off the cermaic this is so easy
(true story from 20 years ago lol)
my dog: i ate the broken pieces of a plate that used to have catfood on it and i feel nothing my stomach eats the edges off the cermaic this is so easy
(true story from 20 years ago lol)
I'm pretty sure the IV fluid treatment in the first vet visit flushed out the worst of it but he developed a severe gastrointestinal infection that was causing him a lot of pain. the second emergency visit helped out a lot with that.
either way low energy but calm, he'll be okay now
either way low energy but calm, he'll be okay now
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm pretty sure the IV fluid treatment in the first vet visit flushed out the worst of it but he developed a severe gastrointestinal infection that was causing him a lot of pain. the second emergency visit helped out a lot with that.
either way low energy but calm, he'll be okay now
either way low energy but calm, he'll be okay now
Good morning! Here are some lovely Wooly Chanterelles for your feed. 🍄🟫
#fungifriday #fungifriends 🌿
#fungifriday #fungifriends 🌿
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Good morning! Here are some lovely Wooly Chanterelles for your feed. 🍄🟫
#fungifriday #fungifriends 🌿
#fungifriday #fungifriends 🌿
I believe the technical term is “gastrointestinal distress”
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I believe the technical term is “gastrointestinal distress”
Can I just point out to everyone that the gastro ward in hospital stinks of shit ALL THE TIME because half the patients shit themselves all day and I get why and I get how it's not their fault, it *is* a gastrointestinal ward after all, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Can I just point out to everyone that the gastro ward in hospital stinks of shit ALL THE TIME because half the patients shit themselves all day and I get why and I get how it's not their fault, it *is* a gastrointestinal ward after all, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"gastrointestinal upset" = pukes. That's just Normal Dog. Everything goes in. Some things come back out. Normal. We're the freaks because we try to feed dogs stuff that doesn't make them puke.
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"gastrointestinal upset" = pukes. That's just Normal Dog. Everything goes in. Some things come back out. Normal. We're the freaks because we try to feed dogs stuff that doesn't make them puke.
>Golpe do 8 de Janeiro deu certo
>Bolsonaro na presidência por um período indeterminado
>Bolsonaro morre por causa da situação gastrointestinal dele
>Vácuo de poder
> Braga Netto e Heleno disputando a sucessão na base do "meu exército é maior que o seu"
>Bolsonaro na presidência por um período indeterminado
>Bolsonaro morre por causa da situação gastrointestinal dele
>Vácuo de poder
> Braga Netto e Heleno disputando a sucessão na base do "meu exército é maior que o seu"
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
>Golpe do 8 de Janeiro deu certo
>Bolsonaro na presidência por um período indeterminado
>Bolsonaro morre por causa da situação gastrointestinal dele
>Vácuo de poder
> Braga Netto e Heleno disputando a sucessão na base do "meu exército é maior que o seu"
>Bolsonaro na presidência por um período indeterminado
>Bolsonaro morre por causa da situação gastrointestinal dele
>Vácuo de poder
> Braga Netto e Heleno disputando a sucessão na base do "meu exército é maior que o seu"
Strain-level translocation and enrichment mechanisms of oral bacteria in the lower gastrointestinal tract of stunted children https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2025.11.11.687814v1
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Strain-level translocation and enrichment mechanisms of oral bacteria in the lower gastrointestinal tract of stunted children https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2025.11.11.687814v1
#GnomonTV
"Bacteria Ranch"
American reality television series about gastrointestinal bacterial ranching.
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Bacteri...
"Bacteria Ranch"
American reality television series about gastrointestinal bacterial ranching.
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Bacteri...
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
#GnomonTV
"Bacteria Ranch"
American reality television series about gastrointestinal bacterial ranching.
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Bacteri...
"Bacteria Ranch"
American reality television series about gastrointestinal bacterial ranching.
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Bacteri...
It was isolated from the gastrointestinal tract of the sea slug Elysia ornata from the coast of Izu-Miyake Island in Japan
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
It was isolated from the gastrointestinal tract of the sea slug Elysia ornata from the coast of Izu-Miyake Island in Japan
So I looked into this a bit more and I’m 99.9% sure this is what caused my beef and dairy allergies in 1998. Earliest reported cases were 2002. Symptoms matches exactly (delayed reactions, hives, gastrointestinal issues, etc).
As the article notes, the ticks that cause alpha-gal are spreading to new areas thanks to climate change
A 47-year-old airline pilot from New Jersey is the first person known to have died from alpha-gal syndrome, a red meat allergy caused by a tick bite.
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
So I looked into this a bit more and I’m 99.9% sure this is what caused my beef and dairy allergies in 1998. Earliest reported cases were 2002. Symptoms matches exactly (delayed reactions, hives, gastrointestinal issues, etc).
la regulación del tracto gastrointestinal:
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
la regulación del tracto gastrointestinal:
Looking for a #PhD project in #immunology? The Bartfeld Lab @tuberlin.bsky.social offers a fully funded project "Innate immune recognition in the gastrointestinal epithelium – Organoids as host model".
Apply by Dec 10 👉 www.mpiib-berlin.mpg.de/1947490/rese...
Apply by Dec 10 👉 www.mpiib-berlin.mpg.de/1947490/rese...
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Looking for a #PhD project in #immunology? The Bartfeld Lab @tuberlin.bsky.social offers a fully funded project "Innate immune recognition in the gastrointestinal epithelium – Organoids as host model".
Apply by Dec 10 👉 www.mpiib-berlin.mpg.de/1947490/rese...
Apply by Dec 10 👉 www.mpiib-berlin.mpg.de/1947490/rese...
I have no idea, I'm hoping he is experiencing gastrointestinal distress at home.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I have no idea, I'm hoping he is experiencing gastrointestinal distress at home.
Es la consecuencia gastrointestinal de que más pronto que tarde se van los dos pa'lante. Ella y su #DefraudadorConfeso.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Es la consecuencia gastrointestinal de que más pronto que tarde se van los dos pa'lante. Ella y su #DefraudadorConfeso.
It’s a gorgeous morning
The snow is falling
I’m sipping on bourbon barrel coffee
And I’m learning about gastrointestinal parasites 🙃
The snow is falling
I’m sipping on bourbon barrel coffee
And I’m learning about gastrointestinal parasites 🙃
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It’s a gorgeous morning
The snow is falling
I’m sipping on bourbon barrel coffee
And I’m learning about gastrointestinal parasites 🙃
The snow is falling
I’m sipping on bourbon barrel coffee
And I’m learning about gastrointestinal parasites 🙃
But have you tried Zylongfogon, the new Pfizer anti everything pill with side effects such as heart stoppage, incontinence, internal gastrointestinal burns and manic episodes of watching Megyn Kelly? *
* These are not all the possible side effects.
* These are not all the possible side effects.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
But have you tried Zylongfogon, the new Pfizer anti everything pill with side effects such as heart stoppage, incontinence, internal gastrointestinal burns and manic episodes of watching Megyn Kelly? *
* These are not all the possible side effects.
* These are not all the possible side effects.
Thanks, Zeldin. If I develop asthma from air pollution, get cancer, or am exposed to E coli or any other gastrointestinal disease, your position on gender identity will make up for any preventable suffering I endure.
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Thanks, Zeldin. If I develop asthma from air pollution, get cancer, or am exposed to E coli or any other gastrointestinal disease, your position on gender identity will make up for any preventable suffering I endure.
