#FeDex
FedEx international shipping is like
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
To: famous person
From: conspirator
Subject: re: conspiracy

sorry my admin assistant just quit (millennials! cmon) and I don’t know how to open that kind of file could you fedex the evidence just like looking at it thnx
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
$FDX FedEx rallies after issuing favorable guidance amid the holiday rush
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I have a joke about FedEx, but the delivery is all wrong.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You ever wonder if a FedEx driver delivers from some "LKree" company all day not knowing what they are then his new ball gag shows up and it's from LKree
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i get my immunoglobulin delivered by fedex and they always drop it somewhere on the property and sign for it themselves even tho it’s a priority overnight worth conservatively $15,000
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
FedEx please just let me ship this package I promise my account exists PLEASE
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
FedEx. Bro. How did you fuck this up so badly? Not only did you overshoot me by half a country, but you were literally parked in my city yesterday.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
FedEx is coming today.
a man is smiling while looking out of a window .
ALT: a man is smiling while looking out of a window .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
my fedex delivery driver, philip, is on their way with my side table for my cozy reading nook! drive safe, philip! it's raining out there! 🌧️
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
No one warned me during training for Amazon about the palpable sexual tension you feel when you pass by FedEx or UPS drivers as you're out delivering packages.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
It's a sea of Honolulu blue out here and I'm lovin it
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Seen in the FedEx app.
Tariffs are a tax on American consumers.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Thanks FedEx. Very nice.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Exclusive: Electric-truck maker Harbinger raised $160 million and received an order for 53 trucks from FedEx.
Electric-Truck Maker Harbinger Raises $160 Million
The medium-duty truck manufacturer secured an order from FedEx as part of the logistics giant’s investment in its Series C round
on.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
FedEx joins UPS in grounding its fleet of MD-11 planes 'out of an abundance of caution' following deadly Kentucky crash
UPS and FedEx grounding MD-11 planes following deadly Kentucky crash
UPS and FedEx has decided to ground their fleets of MD-11 planes “out of an abundance of caution” after a deadly crash at a UPS global aviation hub in Kentucky.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Am looking forward to the supreme court overturning tariffs and FedEx has massive refunds to pay to everyone. Gonna be a nightmare. I'm paying 80% on the car parts I import - $56,000 paid so far this year!
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Like the arrow in the FedEx logo
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
btw both UPS and FedEx have 757s older than their MD-11 fleet (UPS has 5 757s that are 38 years old, FedEx has one that’s 42)
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
So my partner made some beautiful pixel-art alt arts of #Netrunner cards to sell at worlds this year, but unfortunately fedex fucked us and we did not get them in time

So they're online now!! check them out, and maybe pick some up! they're awesome!!

www.makeplayingcards.com/sell/marketp...
Cardgame Hacking AN - Autumn Set Cards
Full playets (x3) of three Netrunner Alt Arts I drew in the autumn in honour of the game. Includes:: Muse - Next Big Thing - Scrounge. Inspiration
www.makeplayingcards.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I will probably not get my new chair until TOMORROW cause freakin fedex sent an alert saying our "business" was closed??? it's a fucking residential apartment LMAO. if it doesn't get here tomorrow we'll call customer service but I'm fairly confident it'll show up then (fingers crossed)
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh damn this feels like kind of a big deal

www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I spotted a face-off at the local AMC this afternoon. I wonder who won the duel? 🤨🤔
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So I still don't have a computer. FedEx & ASUS have been terrible—both telling me it's someone else's problem. Bank is currently doing their investigation. I've filed this w/BBB. I'm not sure what else to do but I'll take ideas? I'm not trying to be dramatic, I just can't afford to buy another one.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM