Amber.
@opeexcuseme.bsky.social
Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ.
The urge to comment "Leave the leaves" on every community post on FB about needing leaf clean up is so strong I'm going to get blocked.
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The urge to comment "Leave the leaves" on every community post on FB about needing leaf clean up is so strong I'm going to get blocked.
I've been farting up this place
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I've been farting up this place
My baking coworker asked what I want for Christmas and I said an apple pie 🥧 I better get a damn pie.
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My baking coworker asked what I want for Christmas and I said an apple pie 🥧 I better get a damn pie.
Thanks FedEx. Very nice.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Thanks FedEx. Very nice.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Not Kesha throwing a fit and refusing to go to the vet so I could only take Lemon and then someone got shot in the parking lot 🙃 lovely Saturday....
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Not Kesha throwing a fit and refusing to go to the vet so I could only take Lemon and then someone got shot in the parking lot 🙃 lovely Saturday....
Sent my mom this picture and she said "oh cute" 🤣 I don't think she read it
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sent my mom this picture and she said "oh cute" 🤣 I don't think she read it
Yeah, no, for sure
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yeah, no, for sure
My mom's oncologist believes so heavily in pets that she wrote my parents' landlord demanding my mom have a cat with no pet charge.
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My mom's oncologist believes so heavily in pets that she wrote my parents' landlord demanding my mom have a cat with no pet charge.
When I die, can someone give my body to a polar bear to consume?
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
When I die, can someone give my body to a polar bear to consume?
I'm about to secure this bag (pick up a free Twilight puzzle from Facebook marketplace)
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm about to secure this bag (pick up a free Twilight puzzle from Facebook marketplace)
I fully support @lilsimsie.bsky.social stepping away from EA and The Sims after this bullhit they're pulling
October 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I fully support @lilsimsie.bsky.social stepping away from EA and The Sims after this bullhit they're pulling
Local Mexican restaurant now stuffs their churros with strawberry sauce. I'm allergic to strawberries 🙃🙃
October 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Local Mexican restaurant now stuffs their churros with strawberry sauce. I'm allergic to strawberries 🙃🙃
Women couldn't have their own credit card until the 1970s so I call my debt an act of feminism.
October 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Women couldn't have their own credit card until the 1970s so I call my debt an act of feminism.
We made a sacrifice
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
We made a sacrifice
Chat I fear the unsoaked kidney beans is now a raw waffles situation
October 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Chat I fear the unsoaked kidney beans is now a raw waffles situation
@halfmoonjoe.com look it's frog and toad
October 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
@halfmoonjoe.com look it's frog and toad
Despite having lived in Ohio my whole life I had Cincinnati chili for the first time last week and now I'm obsessed. Trying my hand at making it 😬
October 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Despite having lived in Ohio my whole life I had Cincinnati chili for the first time last week and now I'm obsessed. Trying my hand at making it 😬
Not to be one of THOSE people. But can I please go back to Finland?
October 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Not to be one of THOSE people. But can I please go back to Finland?
I have low key given up trying to find a new job so I've had my first edible in 5 months. Please be warned.
October 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I have low key given up trying to find a new job so I've had my first edible in 5 months. Please be warned.
I cannot tell you how much better my life is not following celebrities on Instagram. My feed is filled with beautiful fatties and disabled people and REAL, unfiltered bodies and it's rewired my brain I swear.
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I cannot tell you how much better my life is not following celebrities on Instagram. My feed is filled with beautiful fatties and disabled people and REAL, unfiltered bodies and it's rewired my brain I swear.
I told my mom I hadn't seen Mama Mia since it came out and she dropped the DVD in my lap and said "please return it, it's my favorite" 🤣
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I told my mom I hadn't seen Mama Mia since it came out and she dropped the DVD in my lap and said "please return it, it's my favorite" 🤣
You know I gotta do it to them
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You know I gotta do it to them
