Amber.
@opeexcuseme.bsky.social
Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ.
https://throne.com/opeexcusemeplease
https://throne.com/opeexcusemeplease
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The Discord link keeps breaking?! (I'm a boomer and don't understand) So DM me any time you want the yoga link. That's where we vote and do the classes. All levels welcome, I keep it low and chill.
My partner and I have been together since high school and we're in our 30s now and the last OG cat (as in a cat that our families owned before we started dating) just passed away
February 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
My partner and I have been together since high school and we're in our 30s now and the last OG cat (as in a cat that our families owned before we started dating) just passed away
Just saw a Drs profile that states they specialize in "Obesity in children under 5". For the love of Christ leave those chubby babies alone!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Just saw a Drs profile that states they specialize in "Obesity in children under 5". For the love of Christ leave those chubby babies alone!!!!
Guys. Y'all. Chat. I just politely said NO to helping someone because I literally cannot mentally and I only feel a tiny bit guilty.
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Guys. Y'all. Chat. I just politely said NO to helping someone because I literally cannot mentally and I only feel a tiny bit guilty.
I think if you gave me $100 and unlimited time in a 2015 Joanne's I'd be cured.
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I think if you gave me $100 and unlimited time in a 2015 Joanne's I'd be cured.
In today's episode of Amber tries to keep the whimsy. If you were to have a worm in your brain, what would it look like?
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
In today's episode of Amber tries to keep the whimsy. If you were to have a worm in your brain, what would it look like?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"can you please submit this request through the form in my email signature and provided here for you again"
"can you please submit this request through the form in my email signature and provided here for you again"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Twist a thin-cut swatch of lemon peel over the top."
"Twist a thin-cut swatch of lemon peel over the top."
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"can you please submit this request through the form in my email signature and provided here for you again"
"can you please submit this request through the form in my email signature and provided here for you again"
I just need to trust the universe. Every time I'm tweaking out about yoga and not wanting to teach, someone new shows up and thanks me
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I just need to trust the universe. Every time I'm tweaking out about yoga and not wanting to teach, someone new shows up and thanks me
Looking for alternatives that aren't going to require ID or anything else that's a privacy issue. Will update soon!!
The Discord link keeps breaking?! (I'm a boomer and don't understand) So DM me any time you want the yoga link. That's where we vote and do the classes. All levels welcome, I keep it low and chill.
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Looking for alternatives that aren't going to require ID or anything else that's a privacy issue. Will update soon!!
New Pig Race Track - The Cliff Racetrack
YouTube video by League of Pigs
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Probably will delete later but I need to spiral somewhere without burdening anyone
why is everything feeling fake and stupid and I just want to nap and be a cat but I have to make money for a share holder and my only relief is social media that's hounding me with weight loss shit. Fucking kill me
why is everything feeling fake and stupid and I just want to nap and be a cat but I have to make money for a share holder and my only relief is social media that's hounding me with weight loss shit. Fucking kill me
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Probably will delete later but I need to spiral somewhere without burdening anyone
why is everything feeling fake and stupid and I just want to nap and be a cat but I have to make money for a share holder and my only relief is social media that's hounding me with weight loss shit. Fucking kill me
why is everything feeling fake and stupid and I just want to nap and be a cat but I have to make money for a share holder and my only relief is social media that's hounding me with weight loss shit. Fucking kill me
I cannot find it in me to lock in for this fuck ass job 🙃🙃🙃
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I cannot find it in me to lock in for this fuck ass job 🙃🙃🙃
It's really really hard for me to cry on my buspar/Lexapro combo and I have to be intentional and plan things to make me cry
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
It's really really hard for me to cry on my buspar/Lexapro combo and I have to be intentional and plan things to make me cry
My fat ass is resistance. My fat thighs are resistance. My fat belly is resistance.
February 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
My fat ass is resistance. My fat thighs are resistance. My fat belly is resistance.
Anyone else knee deep in an edible crying to the ice skating?!?!
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Anyone else knee deep in an edible crying to the ice skating?!?!
I ordered the board book version of The Rabbit Listened by Cori Doerrfield to have on hand for babies in my life and they only have it in Spanish/English bilingual and that's a-okay with me!!!
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I ordered the board book version of The Rabbit Listened by Cori Doerrfield to have on hand for babies in my life and they only have it in Spanish/English bilingual and that's a-okay with me!!!
Is anyone here knowledgeable about wearable mics? I want one for online yoga but also hopefully one that I can connect to Bluetooth speaker for yoga in the park.
February 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Is anyone here knowledgeable about wearable mics? I want one for online yoga but also hopefully one that I can connect to Bluetooth speaker for yoga in the park.
Current WIP: thrifted sweatshirt with iron-on letters I cut from a tie dye sheet I also thrifted. Hand-stitching because I'm scared of my machine.
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Current WIP: thrifted sweatshirt with iron-on letters I cut from a tie dye sheet I also thrifted. Hand-stitching because I'm scared of my machine.
I smashed my fingy in the basement door and Richard's still sleeping so I came to complain here and ask for sympathy
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I smashed my fingy in the basement door and Richard's still sleeping so I came to complain here and ask for sympathy
My loot after defeat includes:
-Lint/hair ball made of mine and the cats hair
-a pixel 8 with a half dead battery
- a 10mg edible with only half left, poorly bitten
- two telephone cord-esque ponytail holders
-a baggie full of Blue Sweattarts
-a yoga bolster
-Lint/hair ball made of mine and the cats hair
-a pixel 8 with a half dead battery
- a 10mg edible with only half left, poorly bitten
- two telephone cord-esque ponytail holders
-a baggie full of Blue Sweattarts
-a yoga bolster
loot drops after defeating me
- store brand tums
- Chanel perfume
- a cup of emotional support ice
- iPhone 16
- a crumpled up receipt/straw wrapper
- Sweettart Gummy Halos
- 200 mg of Zoloft
- “pool boy at the vampire mansion” t shirt
- the Jonas brothers discography
- store brand tums
- Chanel perfume
- a cup of emotional support ice
- iPhone 16
- a crumpled up receipt/straw wrapper
- Sweettart Gummy Halos
- 200 mg of Zoloft
- “pool boy at the vampire mansion” t shirt
- the Jonas brothers discography
loot drops after defeating me
- three lighters
-my switch lite that i take everywhere even though i only play at home
-a kansas licence plate keychain
- at least a quarter oz of weed at any point in time
- so many work keys
- 3 water bottles
- nerds gummy clusters (very berry)
- a doccy pepp
- three lighters
-my switch lite that i take everywhere even though i only play at home
-a kansas licence plate keychain
- at least a quarter oz of weed at any point in time
- so many work keys
- 3 water bottles
- nerds gummy clusters (very berry)
- a doccy pepp
February 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
My loot after defeat includes:
-Lint/hair ball made of mine and the cats hair
-a pixel 8 with a half dead battery
- a 10mg edible with only half left, poorly bitten
- two telephone cord-esque ponytail holders
-a baggie full of Blue Sweattarts
-a yoga bolster
-Lint/hair ball made of mine and the cats hair
-a pixel 8 with a half dead battery
- a 10mg edible with only half left, poorly bitten
- two telephone cord-esque ponytail holders
-a baggie full of Blue Sweattarts
-a yoga bolster
If you're interested but NO pressure https://throne.com/opeexcusemeplease/wishlist
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
If you're interested but NO pressure https://throne.com/opeexcusemeplease/wishlist
My partner and I are seeing an orchestra performing Metallica at an art museum in March and I'm so excited 😊
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
My partner and I are seeing an orchestra performing Metallica at an art museum in March and I'm so excited 😊
Chat, my keys have been missing for 24 hours. Any idea where they are? Thanks xoxo
February 5, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Chat, my keys have been missing for 24 hours. Any idea where they are? Thanks xoxo