Amber.
@opeexcuseme.bsky.social
Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ.
https://throne.com/opeexcusemeplease
https://throne.com/opeexcusemeplease
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The Discord link keeps breaking?! (I'm a boomer and don't understand) So DM me any time you want the yoga link. That's where we vote and do the classes. All levels welcome, I keep it low and chill.
I have weird complicated feelings re the Epstein/VS/Wexner shit at a fat child. Any baddie fatties down to discuss?
February 19, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I have weird complicated feelings re the Epstein/VS/Wexner shit at a fat child. Any baddie fatties down to discuss?
The cult has started taking sacrifices
February 19, 2026 at 1:00 PM
The cult has started taking sacrifices
Y'all ever have a tattoo idea as a teen then you grow up and think it's dumb THEN you grow up even more and think it's brilliant?!
February 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Y'all ever have a tattoo idea as a teen then you grow up and think it's dumb THEN you grow up even more and think it's brilliant?!
music.youtube.com/watch?v=54oK...
We were talking about sweaty frat boy EDM at work today and I always remind people that this is where Skrillex started from
We were talking about sweaty frat boy EDM at work today and I always remind people that this is where Skrillex started from
Note to Self
YouTube video by From First to Last - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:08 PM
music.youtube.com/watch?v=54oK...
We were talking about sweaty frat boy EDM at work today and I always remind people that this is where Skrillex started from
We were talking about sweaty frat boy EDM at work today and I always remind people that this is where Skrillex started from
I know y'all are entomology baddies and would love this book.
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I know y'all are entomology baddies and would love this book.
Get you an aged twink dentist who will tell you all the tea on his ex-dental partner while he cleans your teeth.
February 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Get you an aged twink dentist who will tell you all the tea on his ex-dental partner while he cleans your teeth.
This is what's keeping me sane at work rn
February 17, 2026 at 1:05 PM
This is what's keeping me sane at work rn
I don't think I've ever done Festivale in ACNH and watching Fauna dance around and sing is melting me ❤️
February 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I don't think I've ever done Festivale in ACNH and watching Fauna dance around and sing is melting me ❤️
Meet Human the Beaver
February 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Meet Human the Beaver
Guys... I don't have pictures because I was living in the moment but I fed chickadees from my hand today!!!!!!!
February 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Guys... I don't have pictures because I was living in the moment but I fed chickadees from my hand today!!!!!!!
My partner and I have been together since high school and we're in our 30s now and the last OG cat (as in a cat that our families owned before we started dating) just passed away
February 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
My partner and I have been together since high school and we're in our 30s now and the last OG cat (as in a cat that our families owned before we started dating) just passed away
Just saw a Drs profile that states they specialize in "Obesity in children under 5". For the love of Christ leave those chubby babies alone!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Just saw a Drs profile that states they specialize in "Obesity in children under 5". For the love of Christ leave those chubby babies alone!!!!
Guys. Y'all. Chat. I just politely said NO to helping someone because I literally cannot mentally and I only feel a tiny bit guilty.
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Guys. Y'all. Chat. I just politely said NO to helping someone because I literally cannot mentally and I only feel a tiny bit guilty.
I think if you gave me $100 and unlimited time in a 2015 Joanne's I'd be cured.
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I think if you gave me $100 and unlimited time in a 2015 Joanne's I'd be cured.
In today's episode of Amber tries to keep the whimsy. If you were to have a worm in your brain, what would it look like?
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
In today's episode of Amber tries to keep the whimsy. If you were to have a worm in your brain, what would it look like?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"can you please submit this request through the form in my email signature and provided here for you again"
"can you please submit this request through the form in my email signature and provided here for you again"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Twist a thin-cut swatch of lemon peel over the top."
"Twist a thin-cut swatch of lemon peel over the top."
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"can you please submit this request through the form in my email signature and provided here for you again"
"can you please submit this request through the form in my email signature and provided here for you again"
I just need to trust the universe. Every time I'm tweaking out about yoga and not wanting to teach, someone new shows up and thanks me
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I just need to trust the universe. Every time I'm tweaking out about yoga and not wanting to teach, someone new shows up and thanks me
Looking for alternatives that aren't going to require ID or anything else that's a privacy issue. Will update soon!!
The Discord link keeps breaking?! (I'm a boomer and don't understand) So DM me any time you want the yoga link. That's where we vote and do the classes. All levels welcome, I keep it low and chill.
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Looking for alternatives that aren't going to require ID or anything else that's a privacy issue. Will update soon!!
New Pig Race Track - The Cliff Racetrack
YouTube video by League of Pigs
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Probably will delete later but I need to spiral somewhere without burdening anyone
why is everything feeling fake and stupid and I just want to nap and be a cat but I have to make money for a share holder and my only relief is social media that's hounding me with weight loss shit. Fucking kill me
why is everything feeling fake and stupid and I just want to nap and be a cat but I have to make money for a share holder and my only relief is social media that's hounding me with weight loss shit. Fucking kill me
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Probably will delete later but I need to spiral somewhere without burdening anyone
why is everything feeling fake and stupid and I just want to nap and be a cat but I have to make money for a share holder and my only relief is social media that's hounding me with weight loss shit. Fucking kill me
why is everything feeling fake and stupid and I just want to nap and be a cat but I have to make money for a share holder and my only relief is social media that's hounding me with weight loss shit. Fucking kill me
I cannot find it in me to lock in for this fuck ass job 🙃🙃🙃
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I cannot find it in me to lock in for this fuck ass job 🙃🙃🙃
It's really really hard for me to cry on my buspar/Lexapro combo and I have to be intentional and plan things to make me cry
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
It's really really hard for me to cry on my buspar/Lexapro combo and I have to be intentional and plan things to make me cry
My fat ass is resistance. My fat thighs are resistance. My fat belly is resistance.
February 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
My fat ass is resistance. My fat thighs are resistance. My fat belly is resistance.
Anyone else knee deep in an edible crying to the ice skating?!?!
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Anyone else knee deep in an edible crying to the ice skating?!?!