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Amber.
@opeexcuseme.bsky.social
Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ.
I got an email the Etsy order I made this morning is already in Ohio. I was confused until I saw the crafter lives in Toledo 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
In high school I worked at this shitty local chain grocery store and early in my career there a coworker told me he burned his nipples for fun and that about encompasses working there.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My partner is getting back into MTG and I think I'd like it more if the cards were cuter.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Chat. I deserve a round of applause. I went to an outdoor walking event that two people I vaguely know go to and they didn't show up so it was all strangers. And I still stayed, walked AND talked to new people.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I tried.
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Chat, hot take but I've never tried pecan pie because it straight up smells like ball sweat to me.
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"what if your favorite is in the file?" My brother in Christ, I'm a pop punk fan. I have a Brand New tattoo (need to get it covered). Been there, ditched them.
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Last 5 concerts (most are precovid)
1. Hot Mulligan/Heart Attack Man
2. Max Bemis(Say Anything) acoustic tour
3. Blink-182
4. Kendrick Lamar/Steve Aoki for free in 2012
5. Say Anything
last five concerts i’ve been to:

all things go festival
katie gavin
avril lavigne
maggie rogers
bleachers
Last five concerts:
Hozier
Marc Rebillet
Taylor Swift
The Avett Brothers
Rush
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I was put on "diet pills" (read legal meth) when I was 8. I've been mentally preparing for skinny-pocalypse my whole life.
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I forgot how good the first Say Anything album is
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Y'all seem so educated. Where can I get a humidifier that's easy to clean? I've broken TWO trying to clean them.
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Chat, this may surprise you, but one of the first videos I watched on YouTube was "emo boys kissing the used I caught fire"
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I have so many questions
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Frankenstein was good. Could have been gayer
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The urge to comment "Leave the leaves" on every community post on FB about needing leaf clean up is so strong I'm going to get blocked.
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I've been farting up this place
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My baking coworker asked what I want for Christmas and I said an apple pie 🥧 I better get a damn pie.
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Thanks FedEx. Very nice.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hey chat! I am currently fundraising for my school’s Book Blast program. Book Blast helps students create their own home libraries while also giving them cool prizes (big deal for low-income kids!) please consider helping!

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November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Not Kesha throwing a fit and refusing to go to the vet so I could only take Lemon and then someone got shot in the parking lot 🙃 lovely Saturday....
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Sent my mom this picture and she said "oh cute" 🤣 I don't think she read it
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Yeah, no, for sure
Chat, tag yourself?
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My mom's oncologist believes so heavily in pets that she wrote my parents' landlord demanding my mom have a cat with no pet charge.
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
When I die, can someone give my body to a polar bear to consume?
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM