Amber.
@opeexcuseme.bsky.social
Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ.
I got an email the Etsy order I made this morning is already in Ohio. I was confused until I saw the crafter lives in Toledo 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I got an email the Etsy order I made this morning is already in Ohio. I was confused until I saw the crafter lives in Toledo 🤣
In high school I worked at this shitty local chain grocery store and early in my career there a coworker told me he burned his nipples for fun and that about encompasses working there.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In high school I worked at this shitty local chain grocery store and early in my career there a coworker told me he burned his nipples for fun and that about encompasses working there.
My partner is getting back into MTG and I think I'd like it more if the cards were cuter.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My partner is getting back into MTG and I think I'd like it more if the cards were cuter.
Chat. I deserve a round of applause. I went to an outdoor walking event that two people I vaguely know go to and they didn't show up so it was all strangers. And I still stayed, walked AND talked to new people.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Chat. I deserve a round of applause. I went to an outdoor walking event that two people I vaguely know go to and they didn't show up so it was all strangers. And I still stayed, walked AND talked to new people.
Chat, hot take but I've never tried pecan pie because it straight up smells like ball sweat to me.
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Chat, hot take but I've never tried pecan pie because it straight up smells like ball sweat to me.
"what if your favorite is in the file?" My brother in Christ, I'm a pop punk fan. I have a Brand New tattoo (need to get it covered). Been there, ditched them.
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"what if your favorite is in the file?" My brother in Christ, I'm a pop punk fan. I have a Brand New tattoo (need to get it covered). Been there, ditched them.
Last 5 concerts (most are precovid)
1. Hot Mulligan/Heart Attack Man
2. Max Bemis(Say Anything) acoustic tour
3. Blink-182
4. Kendrick Lamar/Steve Aoki for free in 2012
5. Say Anything
1. Hot Mulligan/Heart Attack Man
2. Max Bemis(Say Anything) acoustic tour
3. Blink-182
4. Kendrick Lamar/Steve Aoki for free in 2012
5. Say Anything
last five concerts i’ve been to:
all things go festival
katie gavin
avril lavigne
maggie rogers
bleachers
all things go festival
katie gavin
avril lavigne
maggie rogers
bleachers
Last five concerts:
Hozier
Marc Rebillet
Taylor Swift
The Avett Brothers
Rush
Hozier
Marc Rebillet
Taylor Swift
The Avett Brothers
Rush
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Last 5 concerts (most are precovid)
1. Hot Mulligan/Heart Attack Man
2. Max Bemis(Say Anything) acoustic tour
3. Blink-182
4. Kendrick Lamar/Steve Aoki for free in 2012
5. Say Anything
1. Hot Mulligan/Heart Attack Man
2. Max Bemis(Say Anything) acoustic tour
3. Blink-182
4. Kendrick Lamar/Steve Aoki for free in 2012
5. Say Anything
I was put on "diet pills" (read legal meth) when I was 8. I've been mentally preparing for skinny-pocalypse my whole life.
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I was put on "diet pills" (read legal meth) when I was 8. I've been mentally preparing for skinny-pocalypse my whole life.
I forgot how good the first Say Anything album is
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I forgot how good the first Say Anything album is
Y'all seem so educated. Where can I get a humidifier that's easy to clean? I've broken TWO trying to clean them.
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Y'all seem so educated. Where can I get a humidifier that's easy to clean? I've broken TWO trying to clean them.
Chat, this may surprise you, but one of the first videos I watched on YouTube was "emo boys kissing the used I caught fire"
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Chat, this may surprise you, but one of the first videos I watched on YouTube was "emo boys kissing the used I caught fire"
I have so many questions
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I have so many questions
Frankenstein was good. Could have been gayer
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Frankenstein was good. Could have been gayer
The urge to comment "Leave the leaves" on every community post on FB about needing leaf clean up is so strong I'm going to get blocked.
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The urge to comment "Leave the leaves" on every community post on FB about needing leaf clean up is so strong I'm going to get blocked.
I've been farting up this place
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I've been farting up this place
My baking coworker asked what I want for Christmas and I said an apple pie 🥧 I better get a damn pie.
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My baking coworker asked what I want for Christmas and I said an apple pie 🥧 I better get a damn pie.
Thanks FedEx. Very nice.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Thanks FedEx. Very nice.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Not Kesha throwing a fit and refusing to go to the vet so I could only take Lemon and then someone got shot in the parking lot 🙃 lovely Saturday....
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Not Kesha throwing a fit and refusing to go to the vet so I could only take Lemon and then someone got shot in the parking lot 🙃 lovely Saturday....
Sent my mom this picture and she said "oh cute" 🤣 I don't think she read it
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sent my mom this picture and she said "oh cute" 🤣 I don't think she read it
Yeah, no, for sure
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yeah, no, for sure
My mom's oncologist believes so heavily in pets that she wrote my parents' landlord demanding my mom have a cat with no pet charge.
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My mom's oncologist believes so heavily in pets that she wrote my parents' landlord demanding my mom have a cat with no pet charge.
When I die, can someone give my body to a polar bear to consume?
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
When I die, can someone give my body to a polar bear to consume?