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Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ.
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I have so many questions
A license plate that says gooner number 4
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Thanks FedEx. Very nice.
A busted 40lb bag of cat litter in a broken box
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Joe to chat
A spikey paper sign that reads "All I want for Christmas is views"
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Lemonnn
Tabby cat sitting on grey couch cushion. All paws under her body. Long white whiskers looking great.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Sent my mom this picture and she said "oh cute" 🤣 I don't think she read it
Moomin, Little My and Snufkin holding bolt cutters with a big sign that says "No camps no cages" and small words on either side saying "Fuck a border" and "Fuck a prison". Purchased from Punk With A Camera.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Most of the Over the Garden Wall crew
People dressed as various characters from Over the Garden Wall including: The darkness, the Hunter, Pottsville people, Wort, Greg, Jason Funderburker the frog, Rock Facts rock, Sarah and the Highway man.
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Me with frog eyes hair clips, green eye shadow, green shirt and name tags crossed out with Jason Funderburker prominently shown
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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We made a sacrifice
Troll dolls in a circle on a desk. Two trolls and a banana goose hanging from clips on the board behind the desk.
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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@halfmoonjoe.com look it's frog and toad
A brown toad with a crying human baby face and a green frog with a sad human baby face.
October 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Cincinnati chili - lots of beans, dark stew, beef all in a Dutch oven on a dirty stove
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Not to be one of THOSE people. But can I please go back to Finland?
Sun setting behind a mountain as seen through an all glass wall of a cabin in northern Finland
October 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I told my mom I hadn't seen Mama Mia since it came out and she dropped the DVD in my lap and said "please return it, it's my favorite" 🤣
Picture of TV with a scene from Mama Mia, messy coffee table and corner of laptop visible
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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You know I gotta do it to them
My pointer finger with a Bugles witch hat cracker on it. A partial, blurry view of a black keyboard and a turkey sandwich in the background
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Meee
A pink cartoon cat with black unicorn horn, glasses, hearts and stars stickers, real wings and blue legs and tail. The cat is standing in the woods. The watermark credits artist octokissu
October 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Fore mentioned reindeer
Random reindeer on the side of the road in Lapland near a farm One is straddling a crick.
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I'm getting Finland meme ads on fb and this is by far my favorite
A screen cap of the old Moomins cartoon with Moominpappa riding a bike down the hill. It is captioned "Hi my name is Moominpappa and welcome to Jackass"
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Me complaining about the government
A penguin with his mouth open yelling
September 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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A screen shot of The Big Bang theory with Finnish subtitles that say "Ostitko halpaa kesuppia?" "Etkö huuhdellut lavuaaria?"
September 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Just two old ladies waiting for their plane
A blurry close up of my hands crocheting with rainbow yard, black luggage in background. Purple yarn wrapped around a luggage handle of second person's stuff and a foot tapping ADHD-ly
September 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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This being the page for my second job's scheduling app is insane
Purple screen with white words "The system is down" with a smiley face with Xed out eyes and a tongue hanging out.
September 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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A screen shot of Jezebel magazine saying they paid Etsy witches to curse Charlie Kirk on September 8th, 2025
September 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Randoms in HMJ chat
Screenshot of a TikTok of a meme that says "I solemnly swear that it's my birthday" and Harry Potter motifs of broomstick, golden snitch, witches hat, etc around the outside
September 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Just in time for my 33rd birthday. #Old
Pocket book entitled "birds of Ohio: field guide"
September 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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My friend made me this when I told her
Chef in kitchen looking distraught. Caption says "yeah, no, I'm fine" and a picture of Sean Kingstons "Take You There" single is there insinuating the chef is listening to this song while having a hard time
September 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM