Chris(topher)🥞🌆🚀🌌
@cavalieradastra.bsky.social
Twilight of the Pancakes | Cavalier ad Astra | DFW | Aries | Bi | 40s | Cat fancier | Erotic friendfiction writer | Disorganized memelord | Incorrigible flirt | Emotional trainwreck | Kitchen alchemist | Lego | Sci-Fi
Car battery will not hold a charge for more than a few hours. I'm gonna guess the winter storm put my battery on life support, and now it has finally shuffled off it's electric coil.
On the plus side, my car's Sync system is working again. I gotta reprogram all my settings and stations, though.
On the plus side, my car's Sync system is working again. I gotta reprogram all my settings and stations, though.
Car battery is dead, lol.
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Car battery will not hold a charge for more than a few hours. I'm gonna guess the winter storm put my battery on life support, and now it has finally shuffled off it's electric coil.
On the plus side, my car's Sync system is working again. I gotta reprogram all my settings and stations, though.
On the plus side, my car's Sync system is working again. I gotta reprogram all my settings and stations, though.
Car battery is dead, lol.
February 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Car battery is dead, lol.
Me, joining the global dept call: "What's up, motherfuckers?"
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Me, joining the global dept call: "What's up, motherfuckers?"
I'm so tired of going to YouTube to look for Star Trek clips and just getting a sea of critical videos of modern Trek bitching about it being "too woke" or "too gay" or how being "gay / woke has ruined Trek 5ever". For the love of Spock, I just wanna see Ellen Landry clips.
February 4, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I'm so tired of going to YouTube to look for Star Trek clips and just getting a sea of critical videos of modern Trek bitching about it being "too woke" or "too gay" or how being "gay / woke has ruined Trek 5ever". For the love of Spock, I just wanna see Ellen Landry clips.
I'm just a horrid little gremlin that awakens at 3am and moves stealthily through the kitchen in the dark of night to open the fridge and eat shredded cheese and drink pickle juice in the shadows of my shame.
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I'm just a horrid little gremlin that awakens at 3am and moves stealthily through the kitchen in the dark of night to open the fridge and eat shredded cheese and drink pickle juice in the shadows of my shame.
This is who runs this account.
February 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
This is who runs this account.
Explained to my partner (a transplant from India) today how US winter forecasting is done by a groundhog, and he looked me like I was crazy.
February 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Explained to my partner (a transplant from India) today how US winter forecasting is done by a groundhog, and he looked me like I was crazy.
I took Friday off as a 3:30am spur of the moment decision.
I do not want to go back to the grind today and am currently debating if I can get away with a 6:45am spur of the moment decision to take the day off again.
I do not want to go back to the grind today and am currently debating if I can get away with a 6:45am spur of the moment decision to take the day off again.
February 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I took Friday off as a 3:30am spur of the moment decision.
I do not want to go back to the grind today and am currently debating if I can get away with a 6:45am spur of the moment decision to take the day off again.
I do not want to go back to the grind today and am currently debating if I can get away with a 6:45am spur of the moment decision to take the day off again.
One of these days, I really need to try hanging my curtains again.
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
One of these days, I really need to try hanging my curtains again.
I was told recently that I can't or don't understand certain things because I'm bi and not gay. Maybe that's true. Now I have a meme for it.
February 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I was told recently that I can't or don't understand certain things because I'm bi and not gay. Maybe that's true. Now I have a meme for it.
This washcloth has been through some stuff.
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
This washcloth has been through some stuff.
I found instructions online for converting the Lego USS Enterprise-D set into a Nebula-class startship. And... now I'm trying to justify to myself spending a bunch of money on a second Lego USS Enterprise-D set.
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I found instructions online for converting the Lego USS Enterprise-D set into a Nebula-class startship. And... now I'm trying to justify to myself spending a bunch of money on a second Lego USS Enterprise-D set.
My eyes? Uncovered, like Sokath.
My arms? Open, like Temba
My dungeon? Meshi.
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 PM
My eyes? Uncovered, like Sokath.
Pickles belong on a burger. Not cucumbers.
January 31, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Pickles belong on a burger. Not cucumbers.
Tell me five classes you took in college:
* Music theory
* Sightsinging and Ear Training
* Mexican History
* Transaction Processing
* Systems Analysis and Design
* Music theory
* Sightsinging and Ear Training
* Mexican History
* Transaction Processing
* Systems Analysis and Design
Tell me five classes you took in college:
- Proto-Indo-European Linguistics
- Intro to Old Irish
- Development of English Language
- Intro to Cosmology
- “Seeing Words and Reading Images” (English class)
- Proto-Indo-European Linguistics
- Intro to Old Irish
- Development of English Language
- Intro to Cosmology
- “Seeing Words and Reading Images” (English class)
Tell me five classes you took in college:
• Language Change
• The World of Alexander the Great
• Conversational Latin
• Roman Politics & Persuasion
• Love and Sex in Ancient Rome
• Language Change
• The World of Alexander the Great
• Conversational Latin
• Roman Politics & Persuasion
• Love and Sex in Ancient Rome
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Tell me five classes you took in college:
* Music theory
* Sightsinging and Ear Training
* Mexican History
* Transaction Processing
* Systems Analysis and Design
* Music theory
* Sightsinging and Ear Training
* Mexican History
* Transaction Processing
* Systems Analysis and Design
My undergrad was a BBA in management information systems. Aside from my internship as an intranet developer, I never went into IT. My whole career has been supply chain / international logistics.
so my undergrad was a teaching license in brazilian portuguese, brazilian literature, english, english literature
out of these i’ve never used my license to teach portuguese or brazilian literature for anything
out of these i’ve never used my license to teach portuguese or brazilian literature for anything
My undergrad was 'cellular and molecular medicine: Microbiology and Pathology'... I'm not a cell pathologist or immunologist
January 31, 2026 at 1:42 PM
My undergrad was a BBA in management information systems. Aside from my internship as an intranet developer, I never went into IT. My whole career has been supply chain / international logistics.
Tag yourself, sailor.
January 31, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Tag yourself, sailor.
Me, every time I send a nude to someone:
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Me, every time I send a nude to someone:
Any given moment, my dashboard is like, "Man, I cannot believe that Robert and Esmeralda teamed up to pull the rug out from Zayden like that. Just bonkers that it's set up Griselda to survive the night."
And I understand none of this. Are y'all still talking about Lego Ninjago or something?
And I understand none of this. Are y'all still talking about Lego Ninjago or something?
January 30, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Any given moment, my dashboard is like, "Man, I cannot believe that Robert and Esmeralda teamed up to pull the rug out from Zayden like that. Just bonkers that it's set up Griselda to survive the night."
And I understand none of this. Are y'all still talking about Lego Ninjago or something?
And I understand none of this. Are y'all still talking about Lego Ninjago or something?
Scenes from "Dallaska".
January 26, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Scenes from "Dallaska".
Do we have to call this ice coverage a "glaze"?
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Do we have to call this ice coverage a "glaze"?
I should really have sweatpants for these super cold days, but if I wear them lustful demons will stare at my crotch and then be disappointed.
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I should really have sweatpants for these super cold days, but if I wear them lustful demons will stare at my crotch and then be disappointed.
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delete tiktok usa: not just bc it's essentially truthsocial-tok 2.0, but bc the trump admin and oracle just spent a lot of time and money trying to get this going and it would be hilarious to see it FLOP
January 24, 2026 at 6:01 AM
delete tiktok usa: not just bc it's essentially truthsocial-tok 2.0, but bc the trump admin and oracle just spent a lot of time and money trying to get this going and it would be hilarious to see it FLOP
Thank god for my emergency roll of duck tape. Just had to fix an issue with a window not sealing correctly.
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Thank god for my emergency roll of duck tape. Just had to fix an issue with a window not sealing correctly.
Lol, not the local weathermen backtracking from the snow forecast already.
January 24, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Lol, not the local weathermen backtracking from the snow forecast already.