Chris(topher)🥞🌆🚀🌌
@cavalieradastra.bsky.social
Twilight of the Pancakes | Cavalier ad Astra | DFW | Aries | Bi | 40s | Cat fancier | Erotic friendfiction writer | Disorganized memelord | Incorrigible flirt | Emotional trainwreck | Kitchen alchemist | Lego | Sci-Fi
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Like Rey picking the Falcon, the garbage will do. Happy Valentine's Day.
February 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Like Rey picking the Falcon, the garbage will do. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hey, FinanceBuzz, come here. I wanna have a little chat.
February 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Hey, FinanceBuzz, come here. I wanna have a little chat.
Ah, yes, Friday on Bluesky. The weekly reminder that my body shape is best described as "indeterminate splotch".
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Ah, yes, Friday on Bluesky. The weekly reminder that my body shape is best described as "indeterminate splotch".
I just realized it's almost McDonald's Filet O' Fish season again. Aka, Lent.
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I just realized it's almost McDonald's Filet O' Fish season again. Aka, Lent.
I absolutely will not eat liver, oysters, sardines, or snails. So, four total. There's another two -- black licorice and canned tuna -- that I dislike but will eat. Fish is the wildcard because I like mildly fish, but the really fishy fish is a hard no.
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I absolutely will not eat liver, oysters, sardines, or snails. So, four total. There's another two -- black licorice and canned tuna -- that I dislike but will eat. Fish is the wildcard because I like mildly fish, but the really fishy fish is a hard no.
Making homemade Dubai chocolate for you but you've been pissing me off all day so instead of the pistachio butter I'm using wasabi paste.
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Making homemade Dubai chocolate for you but you've been pissing me off all day so instead of the pistachio butter I'm using wasabi paste.
Turtle Creek, a little nature crammed into the richest part of Dallas.
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Turtle Creek, a little nature crammed into the richest part of Dallas.
All right, caught up on Starfleet Academy finally. A little rough in places (although I don't know if that's just my bias against college drama/comedy tropes). A little tired of bad boy with attitude leads (Dal, Jack Crusher, and now Caleb Mir). But, I'm digging it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
All right, caught up on Starfleet Academy finally. A little rough in places (although I don't know if that's just my bias against college drama/comedy tropes). A little tired of bad boy with attitude leads (Dal, Jack Crusher, and now Caleb Mir). But, I'm digging it.
Saturday was a waste, and I don't have high expectations for today. But I did my a breakfast sandwich of two eggs fried in chili crisp on lightly toasted wheat bread with a slice of American cheese. And, for this brief breakfast hour, most things in my life feel okay.
February 8, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Saturday was a waste, and I don't have high expectations for today. But I did my a breakfast sandwich of two eggs fried in chili crisp on lightly toasted wheat bread with a slice of American cheese. And, for this brief breakfast hour, most things in my life feel okay.
Car battery will not hold a charge for more than a few hours. I'm gonna guess the winter storm put my battery on life support, and now it has finally shuffled off it's electric coil.
On the plus side, my car's Sync system is working again. I gotta reprogram all my settings and stations, though.
On the plus side, my car's Sync system is working again. I gotta reprogram all my settings and stations, though.
Car battery is dead, lol.
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Car battery will not hold a charge for more than a few hours. I'm gonna guess the winter storm put my battery on life support, and now it has finally shuffled off it's electric coil.
On the plus side, my car's Sync system is working again. I gotta reprogram all my settings and stations, though.
On the plus side, my car's Sync system is working again. I gotta reprogram all my settings and stations, though.
Car battery is dead, lol.
February 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Car battery is dead, lol.
Me, joining the global dept call: "What's up, motherfuckers?"
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Me, joining the global dept call: "What's up, motherfuckers?"
I'm so tired of going to YouTube to look for Star Trek clips and just getting a sea of critical videos of modern Trek bitching about it being "too woke" or "too gay" or how being "gay / woke has ruined Trek 5ever". For the love of Spock, I just wanna see Ellen Landry clips.
February 4, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I'm so tired of going to YouTube to look for Star Trek clips and just getting a sea of critical videos of modern Trek bitching about it being "too woke" or "too gay" or how being "gay / woke has ruined Trek 5ever". For the love of Spock, I just wanna see Ellen Landry clips.
I'm just a horrid little gremlin that awakens at 3am and moves stealthily through the kitchen in the dark of night to open the fridge and eat shredded cheese and drink pickle juice in the shadows of my shame.
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I'm just a horrid little gremlin that awakens at 3am and moves stealthily through the kitchen in the dark of night to open the fridge and eat shredded cheese and drink pickle juice in the shadows of my shame.
This is who runs this account.
February 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
This is who runs this account.
Explained to my partner (a transplant from India) today how US winter forecasting is done by a groundhog, and he looked me like I was crazy.
February 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Explained to my partner (a transplant from India) today how US winter forecasting is done by a groundhog, and he looked me like I was crazy.
I took Friday off as a 3:30am spur of the moment decision.
I do not want to go back to the grind today and am currently debating if I can get away with a 6:45am spur of the moment decision to take the day off again.
I do not want to go back to the grind today and am currently debating if I can get away with a 6:45am spur of the moment decision to take the day off again.
February 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I took Friday off as a 3:30am spur of the moment decision.
I do not want to go back to the grind today and am currently debating if I can get away with a 6:45am spur of the moment decision to take the day off again.
I do not want to go back to the grind today and am currently debating if I can get away with a 6:45am spur of the moment decision to take the day off again.
One of these days, I really need to try hanging my curtains again.
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
One of these days, I really need to try hanging my curtains again.
I was told recently that I can't or don't understand certain things because I'm bi and not gay. Maybe that's true. Now I have a meme for it.
February 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I was told recently that I can't or don't understand certain things because I'm bi and not gay. Maybe that's true. Now I have a meme for it.
This washcloth has been through some stuff.
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
This washcloth has been through some stuff.
I found instructions online for converting the Lego USS Enterprise-D set into a Nebula-class startship. And... now I'm trying to justify to myself spending a bunch of money on a second Lego USS Enterprise-D set.
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I found instructions online for converting the Lego USS Enterprise-D set into a Nebula-class startship. And... now I'm trying to justify to myself spending a bunch of money on a second Lego USS Enterprise-D set.
My eyes? Uncovered, like Sokath.
My arms? Open, like Temba
My dungeon? Meshi.
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 PM
My eyes? Uncovered, like Sokath.
Pickles belong on a burger. Not cucumbers.
January 31, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Pickles belong on a burger. Not cucumbers.