Chris(topher)🥞🌆🚀🌌
@cavalieradastra.bsky.social
Twilight of the Pancakes | Cavalier ad Astra | DFW | Aries | Bi | 40s | Cat fancier | Erotic friendfiction writer | Disorganized memelord | Incorrigible flirt | Emotional trainwreck | Kitchen alchemist | Lego | Sci-Fi
FedEx. Bro. How did you fuck this up so badly? Not only did you overshoot me by half a country, but you were literally parked in my city yesterday.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
FedEx. Bro. How did you fuck this up so badly? Not only did you overshoot me by half a country, but you were literally parked in my city yesterday.
Okay, I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Okay, I guess.
The face / the scent
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The face / the scent
Happy Sunday. Rise and grind. Or sleep and weep. The choice is ours.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Happy Sunday. Rise and grind. Or sleep and weep. The choice is ours.
Gotta a triple-bingo at least.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Gotta a triple-bingo at least.
I'm gonna put it next to my Megablocks USS Enterprise set.
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm gonna put it next to my Megablocks USS Enterprise set.
Embrace the whimsy like a life preserver.
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Embrace the whimsy like a life preserver.
Waiting for Governor Hot Wheels to come send someone to my place to disorganize my cat food.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Waiting for Governor Hot Wheels to come send someone to my place to disorganize my cat food.
Here's a bracket and one of the pads. It only says 3M PE Foam. It's just under 2"x3". It's double-sided. It does have a hole in it corresponding to the screw hole in the bracket.
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Here's a bracket and one of the pads. It only says 3M PE Foam. It's just under 2"x3". It's double-sided. It does have a hole in it corresponding to the screw hole in the bracket.
Coffee break and walk-about.
October 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Coffee break and walk-about.
When will the weekend come for me?
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
When will the weekend come for me?
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time.
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time.
I'm just gonna straight start fucking with every horny rando, scammer, and spam bot that starts jumping into my social media.
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm just gonna straight start fucking with every horny rando, scammer, and spam bot that starts jumping into my social media.
Happy Friday. We made it to the end, party people.
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Happy Friday. We made it to the end, party people.
Me: * looks at the pencil sharpener *
My intrusive thoughts: Hey...
Me: Stop.
My intrusive thoughts: Hey...
Me: Stop.
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Me: * looks at the pencil sharpener *
My intrusive thoughts: Hey...
Me: Stop.
My intrusive thoughts: Hey...
Me: Stop.
After three months, back in my old cubicle at the corporate office. Already making HR slap their foreheads in disbelief.
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
After three months, back in my old cubicle at the corporate office. Already making HR slap their foreheads in disbelief.
Straight chillin'.
October 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Straight chillin'.
"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa."
October 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa."