Chris(topher)🥞🌆🚀🌌
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Twilight of the Pancakes | Cavalier ad Astra | DFW | Aries | Bi | 40s | Cat fancier | Erotic friendfiction writer | Disorganized memelord | Incorrigible flirt | Emotional trainwreck | Kitchen alchemist | Lego | Sci-Fi
Per FedEx, sofa arrives tomorrow. It got back to Dallas yesterday. I'm half expecting it to get put on the wrong truck again and shipped up to Wisconsin at this rate.
Storage closet has been rented. I've amassed the things to move to it. Here's hoping I can get the roll top desk in my '09 Focus.
Storage closet has been rented. I've amassed the things to move to it. Here's hoping I can get the roll top desk in my '09 Focus.
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Per FedEx, sofa arrives tomorrow. It got back to Dallas yesterday. I'm half expecting it to get put on the wrong truck again and shipped up to Wisconsin at this rate.
Storage closet has been rented. I've amassed the things to move to it. Here's hoping I can get the roll top desk in my '09 Focus.
Storage closet has been rented. I've amassed the things to move to it. Here's hoping I can get the roll top desk in my '09 Focus.
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Maybe blasphemous but... while HEB cheddar jalapeno bagels are larger than Tom Thumb's, Tom Thumb's cheddar jalapeno bagels taste better than HEB's.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Maybe blasphemous but... while HEB cheddar jalapeno bagels are larger than Tom Thumb's, Tom Thumb's cheddar jalapeno bagels taste better than HEB's.
Bill Clinton has the power to do the funniest, most epic thing right now.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Bill Clinton has the power to do the funniest, most epic thing right now.
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November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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FedEx. Bro. How did you fuck this up so badly? Not only did you overshoot me by half a country, but you were literally parked in my city yesterday.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
FedEx. Bro. How did you fuck this up so badly? Not only did you overshoot me by half a country, but you were literally parked in my city yesterday.
My body was not designed for that amount of macaroni and cheese.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My body was not designed for that amount of macaroni and cheese.
My bank is apparently shutting down most of it's branch locations and replacing them with :: checks notes :: cafes?
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My bank is apparently shutting down most of it's branch locations and replacing them with :: checks notes :: cafes?
"If you're so sure she's a scammer, then why are you still talking to her?"
"'Cause I'm lonely."
"'Cause I'm lonely."
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"If you're so sure she's a scammer, then why are you still talking to her?"
"'Cause I'm lonely."
"'Cause I'm lonely."
Currently working through unpacking all my Eaglemoss and Fanhome Star Trek starship models and I'm really tempted to just super glue all the stands to their bases. Especially the Eaglemoss ones.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Currently working through unpacking all my Eaglemoss and Fanhome Star Trek starship models and I'm really tempted to just super glue all the stands to their bases. Especially the Eaglemoss ones.
A symphony of fire alarms this morning as people wake up at 6:20am, find it is 39°F outside, and turn on their heaters for the first time this season.
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A symphony of fire alarms this morning as people wake up at 6:20am, find it is 39°F outside, and turn on their heaters for the first time this season.
The face / the scent
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The face / the scent
So the laser level I bought to help me hang pictures? Either I'm fucking something up, or it's not very level.
It is very laser, though.
It is very laser, though.
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
So the laser level I bought to help me hang pictures? Either I'm fucking something up, or it's not very level.
It is very laser, though.
It is very laser, though.
Is it really a proper Trek production if Jonathan Frakes doesn't make an appearance somewhere?
He is Trekdom's Stan Lee cameo.
He is Trekdom's Stan Lee cameo.
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Is it really a proper Trek production if Jonathan Frakes doesn't make an appearance somewhere?
He is Trekdom's Stan Lee cameo.
He is Trekdom's Stan Lee cameo.
Happy Sunday. Rise and grind. Or sleep and weep. The choice is ours.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Happy Sunday. Rise and grind. Or sleep and weep. The choice is ours.
Gotta a triple-bingo at least.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Gotta a triple-bingo at least.
I had the apartment looking decent enough to where I could take some progress pics to send to friends and family.
Then we rearranged my partner's room.
Now the rest of the apartment is looking like a wreck again.
Then we rearranged my partner's room.
Now the rest of the apartment is looking like a wreck again.
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I had the apartment looking decent enough to where I could take some progress pics to send to friends and family.
Then we rearranged my partner's room.
Now the rest of the apartment is looking like a wreck again.
Then we rearranged my partner's room.
Now the rest of the apartment is looking like a wreck again.
For the first time since 2009... I have unboxed all of my Zoids models.
Most of them are still in their packaging, and most of them will need to be put back together. But... the four unwieldy boxes are emptied and broken down.
And I'm covered in twenty-year-old dust.
Most of them are still in their packaging, and most of them will need to be put back together. But... the four unwieldy boxes are emptied and broken down.
And I'm covered in twenty-year-old dust.
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
For the first time since 2009... I have unboxed all of my Zoids models.
Most of them are still in their packaging, and most of them will need to be put back together. But... the four unwieldy boxes are emptied and broken down.
And I'm covered in twenty-year-old dust.
Most of them are still in their packaging, and most of them will need to be put back together. But... the four unwieldy boxes are emptied and broken down.
And I'm covered in twenty-year-old dust.
I really hope the Lego USS Enterprise-D leads to an actual Star Trek Lego theme. And if it does, I really hope they do a UCS Deep Space 9. That's a Lego I would drop a grand one for sure (as long as it's designed better than the current UCS Death Waffle set).
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I really hope the Lego USS Enterprise-D leads to an actual Star Trek Lego theme. And if it does, I really hope they do a UCS Deep Space 9. That's a Lego I would drop a grand one for sure (as long as it's designed better than the current UCS Death Waffle set).
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
I'm gonna put it next to my Megablocks USS Enterprise set.
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm gonna put it next to my Megablocks USS Enterprise set.
I put the "ok" in Oklahoma.
I put the "ex" in Texas.
i put the “ho” in “idaho”
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I put the "ok" in Oklahoma.
I put the "ex" in Texas.
i put the “ho” in “idaho”
I put the "gone" in "Oregon"
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I put the "ex" in Texas.