Ross 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🐻 (he/him)
@rossz28.bsky.social
🇨🇦🏳️🌈❤️🏳️⚧️ Vancouver
Blank profiles get blocked. Fatphobia and transphobia not welcome. Ethically non-monogamous. Cars & EVs. All Star Trek is good Star Trek. Some thirst; set NSFW filters accordingly. theunderwearbear.ca for just thirst traps.
Blank profiles get blocked. Fatphobia and transphobia not welcome. Ethically non-monogamous. Cars & EVs. All Star Trek is good Star Trek. Some thirst; set NSFW filters accordingly. theunderwearbear.ca for just thirst traps.
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Lots of newbies here, so welcome! Some tips:
1) Please take the time to *fill out your profile here* before you start following folks. We're all a bit over-careful around here to keep out the bots, so you'll likely get blocked if you're not obviously human! Make some posts, fill out the bio, etc.
1) Please take the time to *fill out your profile here* before you start following folks. We're all a bit over-careful around here to keep out the bots, so you'll likely get blocked if you're not obviously human! Make some posts, fill out the bio, etc.
Is there any greater joy than rejecting an unknown caller on your desk phone because you're just too busy to talk to some rando that probably doesn't need anything?
Unless it's that rando NOT leaving a voicemail so you really don't have to deal with them...! 😉
Unless it's that rando NOT leaving a voicemail so you really don't have to deal with them...! 😉
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Is there any greater joy than rejecting an unknown caller on your desk phone because you're just too busy to talk to some rando that probably doesn't need anything?
Unless it's that rando NOT leaving a voicemail so you really don't have to deal with them...! 😉
Unless it's that rando NOT leaving a voicemail so you really don't have to deal with them...! 😉
Fucking LOVE this one.
I am also a certified nasty, evil gay.
I am also a certified nasty, evil gay.
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Fucking LOVE this one.
I am also a certified nasty, evil gay.
I am also a certified nasty, evil gay.
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Well, that's 2 more resumes out the door - and that's before I've even had a shower and gotten cleaned up to head to the salt mines for another work day!
Actively taking steps to improve the current situation makes living in the current situation so much more palatable. 😉
Actively taking steps to improve the current situation makes living in the current situation so much more palatable. 😉
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Well, that's 2 more resumes out the door - and that's before I've even had a shower and gotten cleaned up to head to the salt mines for another work day!
Actively taking steps to improve the current situation makes living in the current situation so much more palatable. 😉
Actively taking steps to improve the current situation makes living in the current situation so much more palatable. 😉
"I'm fisting this plastic owl and I hope there's not too many spiders inside."
What are "Things said tonight at the gym" for $1000, Alex? 😂😂😂
What are "Things said tonight at the gym" for $1000, Alex? 😂😂😂
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
"I'm fisting this plastic owl and I hope there's not too many spiders inside."
What are "Things said tonight at the gym" for $1000, Alex? 😂😂😂
What are "Things said tonight at the gym" for $1000, Alex? 😂😂😂
I'm completely over being here, but at least my outfit is cute.
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm completely over being here, but at least my outfit is cute.
This morning's work gossip...apparently the spelling-challenged VP punched a couple of walls in anger here at the dealership on the weekend.
Yup, totally-stable and not-crazy behaviour at all! Best to just ignore it and pretend it didn't happen (according to the company). 🙄
Yup, totally-stable and not-crazy behaviour at all! Best to just ignore it and pretend it didn't happen (according to the company). 🙄
a man in a suit and hat is driving a car with the words `` time to go '' written on the screen .
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is driving a car with the words `` time to go '' written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This morning's work gossip...apparently the spelling-challenged VP punched a couple of walls in anger here at the dealership on the weekend.
Yup, totally-stable and not-crazy behaviour at all! Best to just ignore it and pretend it didn't happen (according to the company). 🙄
Yup, totally-stable and not-crazy behaviour at all! Best to just ignore it and pretend it didn't happen (according to the company). 🙄
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Vancouver wins "Least Worst Public Transit" award ninth year in a row
Vancouver wins "Least Worst Public Transit" award ninth year in a row
NEW WESTMINSTER, B.C. - For the ninth year in a row, celebrations were held at TransLink headquarters after Metro Vancouver won the “Least Worst Public Transit” award from the International Associatio...
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November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Vancouver wins "Least Worst Public Transit" award ninth year in a row
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I applied for six jobs this weekend.
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I applied for six jobs this weekend.
Please quote post a picture where you were completely happy, and nothing else mattered but that moment.
I was about halfway through my drive home (hour 3 of 6) from buying the Prelude and that was the happiest I'd been since the estrangement. 🥰
I was about halfway through my drive home (hour 3 of 6) from buying the Prelude and that was the happiest I'd been since the estrangement. 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Please quote post a picture where you were completely happy, and nothing else mattered but that moment.
I was about halfway through my drive home (hour 3 of 6) from buying the Prelude and that was the happiest I'd been since the estrangement. 🥰
I was about halfway through my drive home (hour 3 of 6) from buying the Prelude and that was the happiest I'd been since the estrangement. 🥰
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Picard aesthetics tip: Reading on a screen is fine, but there's nothing like an old bound volume of literature.
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Picard aesthetics tip: Reading on a screen is fine, but there's nothing like an old bound volume of literature.
How'd I spend my Saturday afternoon? Renovating my resume and applying for a couple of new roles, of course! 😉
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
How'd I spend my Saturday afternoon? Renovating my resume and applying for a couple of new roles, of course! 😉
I read articles like this, and let me sum it up for my lovely 🇺🇸 friends:
We still love you, but won't come visit you until you divorce your abusive husband. We don't care how nice of a dinner you want to put on - we're not coming until he's kicked to the curb. K?
dailyhive.com/vancouver/va...
We still love you, but won't come visit you until you divorce your abusive husband. We don't care how nice of a dinner you want to put on - we're not coming until he's kicked to the curb. K?
dailyhive.com/vancouver/va...
'Wake-up call': California leaders drop by Vancouver to talk U.S. travel woes | News
Have you travelled from B.C. or Vancouver to California recently? State representatives were recently in downtown to talk about travel.
dailyhive.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I read articles like this, and let me sum it up for my lovely 🇺🇸 friends:
We still love you, but won't come visit you until you divorce your abusive husband. We don't care how nice of a dinner you want to put on - we're not coming until he's kicked to the curb. K?
dailyhive.com/vancouver/va...
We still love you, but won't come visit you until you divorce your abusive husband. We don't care how nice of a dinner you want to put on - we're not coming until he's kicked to the curb. K?
dailyhive.com/vancouver/va...
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Picard management tip: As soon as you find out that a person is truly toxic, get them the hell off your ship.
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Picard management tip: As soon as you find out that a person is truly toxic, get them the hell off your ship.
Ten years on and this album still slaps.
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Ten years on and this album still slaps.
This is where I skeet from.
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is where I skeet from.
It feels delightfully good to clap back at stupid senior management with an unequivocal NO to their bullshit requests - especially when they've cc'd people.
The cherry on top is when you throw *them* under the bus in front of all those cc's because of their own ineptitude. 😈
The cherry on top is when you throw *them* under the bus in front of all those cc's because of their own ineptitude. 😈
a scene from star trek with a caption that says you may test that assumption at your convenience
ALT: a scene from star trek with a caption that says you may test that assumption at your convenience
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November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It feels delightfully good to clap back at stupid senior management with an unequivocal NO to their bullshit requests - especially when they've cc'd people.
The cherry on top is when you throw *them* under the bus in front of all those cc's because of their own ineptitude. 😈
The cherry on top is when you throw *them* under the bus in front of all those cc's because of their own ineptitude. 😈
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November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Q - Why, given all the terrible things happening in the world, do people care about this?
A - Micro-analysis: They see it as an example of government overreach and bureaucratic cruelty towards an independent farm. Macro-analysis: The world is getting dumber every day.
A - Micro-analysis: They see it as an example of government overreach and bureaucratic cruelty towards an independent farm. Macro-analysis: The world is getting dumber every day.
Answering your questions about the Ostrich story your uncle won't stop posting about
You have probably seen your right wing family and friends post a lot about ostriches lately. And, since you don’t follow Rebel News and a lot of twitter accounts with fucktrudeau and fringeminorty in ...
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November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I'm gonna do another:
Billionaires shouldn't exist when *anybody* suffers from problems that money could solve: adequate healthcare, housing, food, and education. They should be taxed until the problems are solved.
An equitable rising tide must float ALL boats.
Billionaires shouldn't exist when *anybody* suffers from problems that money could solve: adequate healthcare, housing, food, and education. They should be taxed until the problems are solved.
An equitable rising tide must float ALL boats.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'm gonna do another:
Billionaires shouldn't exist when *anybody* suffers from problems that money could solve: adequate healthcare, housing, food, and education. They should be taxed until the problems are solved.
An equitable rising tide must float ALL boats.
Billionaires shouldn't exist when *anybody* suffers from problems that money could solve: adequate healthcare, housing, food, and education. They should be taxed until the problems are solved.
An equitable rising tide must float ALL boats.
Minimum wage should be a living wage, and it should be high enough that a single working adult can support a family.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Minimum wage should be a living wage, and it should be high enough that a single working adult can support a family.
I think we're at the beginning of the end of my time at the dealership. The poor management choices I (kindly) assumed were dumb mistakes seem to be intentional, because they just keep making them.
I guess enshittification isn't just for their products! It's time to start looking for better.
I guess enshittification isn't just for their products! It's time to start looking for better.
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I think we're at the beginning of the end of my time at the dealership. The poor management choices I (kindly) assumed were dumb mistakes seem to be intentional, because they just keep making them.
I guess enshittification isn't just for their products! It's time to start looking for better.
I guess enshittification isn't just for their products! It's time to start looking for better.
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This is 1,000% correct. 😭
![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is 1,000% correct. 😭