I've often considered inventing a sort of defib shocker thing I could put to our ceiling to shock the shit out of our upstairs neighbors' feet.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I've often considered inventing a sort of defib shocker thing I could put to our ceiling to shock the shit out of our upstairs neighbors' feet.
i mean i could just cauterize my wounds afterwards. or someone could. then technically i wouldnt, so therefore not really
alternatively i could be hooked up on bloodbags and a defib so i am forced to live
alternatively i could be hooked up on bloodbags and a defib so i am forced to live
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i mean i could just cauterize my wounds afterwards. or someone could. then technically i wouldnt, so therefore not really
alternatively i could be hooked up on bloodbags and a defib so i am forced to live
alternatively i could be hooked up on bloodbags and a defib so i am forced to live
Last night our Responder Sally led a CPR and AED awareness evening for the Worthing WI, highlighting the Bra Off, Defib On campaign (braoffdefibon.co.uk)
Another 30 people are now rescue ready! ❤️⚡
#BraOffDefibOn #cpr #healthinequalities #cfr #ambulance
Another 30 people are now rescue ready! ❤️⚡
#BraOffDefibOn #cpr #healthinequalities #cfr #ambulance
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Last night our Responder Sally led a CPR and AED awareness evening for the Worthing WI, highlighting the Bra Off, Defib On campaign (braoffdefibon.co.uk)
Another 30 people are now rescue ready! ❤️⚡
#BraOffDefibOn #cpr #healthinequalities #cfr #ambulance
Another 30 people are now rescue ready! ❤️⚡
#BraOffDefibOn #cpr #healthinequalities #cfr #ambulance
Gotta be honest, that defib machine does look like fun on tv.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Gotta be honest, that defib machine does look like fun on tv.
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@davep smh look at this guy who doesn't have an MRE, a gallon of water, a pound of rock salt, deicer, a flashlight, a trauma kit, and a portable defib
I bet he doesn't even carry a minimal armament like an SBR with a modest supply of 300-420 rounds and a sidearm
I bet he doesn't even carry a minimal armament like an SBR with a modest supply of 300-420 rounds and a sidearm
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
@davep smh look at this guy who doesn't have an MRE, a gallon of water, a pound of rock salt, deicer, a flashlight, a trauma kit, and a portable defib
I bet he doesn't even carry a minimal armament like an SBR with a modest supply of 300-420 rounds and a sidearm
I bet he doesn't even carry a minimal armament like an SBR with a modest supply of 300-420 rounds and a sidearm
On est tombé dessus en voulant se réfugier, sans savoir ce qu'il s'est passé. Rigolo de se dire qu'on saura jamais, mais l'un d'eux avait des défib qui ont permis de revive quelqu'un juste avant.
Ces interactions organiques sont vraiment, vraiment trop cools.
Ces interactions organiques sont vraiment, vraiment trop cools.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
On est tombé dessus en voulant se réfugier, sans savoir ce qu'il s'est passé. Rigolo de se dire qu'on saura jamais, mais l'un d'eux avait des défib qui ont permis de revive quelqu'un juste avant.
Ces interactions organiques sont vraiment, vraiment trop cools.
Ces interactions organiques sont vraiment, vraiment trop cools.
i'm needing a defib right now 🫣
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
i'm needing a defib right now 🫣
guy im sharing with against my will: hello?? where did you go? can you hear me? do you have a defib? i dont want to die out here.. please.. anyone
me with a stack of defibs: hello? can you hear me? youre lagging really bad
me with a stack of defibs: hello? can you hear me? youre lagging really bad
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
guy im sharing with against my will: hello?? where did you go? can you hear me? do you have a defib? i dont want to die out here.. please.. anyone
me with a stack of defibs: hello? can you hear me? youre lagging really bad
me with a stack of defibs: hello? can you hear me? youre lagging really bad
Defib for the art market: I hear views from the room where it happened
observer.co.uk/culture/art/...
observer.co.uk/culture/art/...
Klimt’s $205m lifeline for the art world | The Observer
observer.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Defib for the art market: I hear views from the room where it happened
observer.co.uk/culture/art/...
observer.co.uk/culture/art/...
Another 2 Arc Raiders games where 1) I get almost spawnkilled, followed by 2) I defib a poor sod who didn't know how Sentinels worked, then find him again and he points me to a Leaper he saw, helps me take it down, then gives me the core I needed. Champ
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Another 2 Arc Raiders games where 1) I get almost spawnkilled, followed by 2) I defib a poor sod who didn't know how Sentinels worked, then find him again and he points me to a Leaper he saw, helps me take it down, then gives me the core I needed. Champ
typically in battlefield you have to be a coward and a bastard. defib is bastard, so you'll be good once you unlock coward
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
typically in battlefield you have to be a coward and a bastard. defib is bastard, so you'll be good once you unlock coward
nvm you can get a kill with a defib so really it's a 10
going from cod to battlefield is gonna make my hair fallout i cannot get into this rhythm at all for some reason
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
nvm you can get a kill with a defib so really it's a 10
We highlight some genuinely shocking incidents, like the moment someone tried to use a defib, only to discover it had no battery, and the teenager who died because his friends couldn't access a device they knew was in their school
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We highlight some genuinely shocking incidents, like the moment someone tried to use a defib, only to discover it had no battery, and the teenager who died because his friends couldn't access a device they knew was in their school
Last Saturday, we ran a #CPR course for members of the Tidebrook community in #Wadhurst. There were 18 who came along and learnt basic #lifesaving skills, so they could help ahead of emergency services arriving. These skills are vital to help us save more lives in the community.
#aed #defib
#aed #defib
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Last Saturday, we ran a #CPR course for members of the Tidebrook community in #Wadhurst. There were 18 who came along and learnt basic #lifesaving skills, so they could help ahead of emergency services arriving. These skills are vital to help us save more lives in the community.
#aed #defib
#aed #defib
Arc Raiders: I can't believe this game man. I saw a downed Raider on a roof. Shouted to fall down so I could defib, praying it wouldn't kill them (idk if it damages). They survive, immediate defib. They thank me and say they were like 1sec away from death. Elevator 20m away. Proud medic
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Arc Raiders: I can't believe this game man. I saw a downed Raider on a roof. Shouted to fall down so I could defib, praying it wouldn't kill them (idk if it damages). They survive, immediate defib. They thank me and say they were like 1sec away from death. Elevator 20m away. Proud medic
Literally next round, go in with almost 0 util, make a friend, leave a sec, hear shooting, catch my friend's killer with his pants down. No defib but I take vengeance. 2 Rocketeers, impossible to exfil. Crawl around for 10min. Others try the elevator, some get out, some die. (1/2)
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Literally next round, go in with almost 0 util, make a friend, leave a sec, hear shooting, catch my friend's killer with his pants down. No defib but I take vengeance. 2 Rocketeers, impossible to exfil. Crawl around for 10min. Others try the elevator, some get out, some die. (1/2)
Another fantastic episode of The Naked Week with @andrewhunterm.bsky.social & @jonholmes.bsky.social
This week, we investigate Britain's patchy defib system & reveal some genuinely startling problems
Much credit to @freyashaw.bsky.social for the FOI heavy lifting
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
This week, we investigate Britain's patchy defib system & reveal some genuinely startling problems
Much credit to @freyashaw.bsky.social for the FOI heavy lifting
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4 - The Naked Week: Ep4. Immigration, Espionage, and a game of Guess Who? - Epstein Edition. - BBC Sounds
The Naked Week tackles immigration, espionage and a game of Guess Who? - Epstein Edition.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Another fantastic episode of The Naked Week with @andrewhunterm.bsky.social & @jonholmes.bsky.social
This week, we investigate Britain's patchy defib system & reveal some genuinely startling problems
Much credit to @freyashaw.bsky.social for the FOI heavy lifting
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
This week, we investigate Britain's patchy defib system & reveal some genuinely startling problems
Much credit to @freyashaw.bsky.social for the FOI heavy lifting
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Playing battlefield 6 and its so funny. A military shooter with the grittiest of themes, and you run over to a guy who got shot in the face by a tank and you pull out some defib paddles to revive him.
I'm not a doctor but I don't think afib is his problem!
I'm not a doctor but I don't think afib is his problem!
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Playing battlefield 6 and its so funny. A military shooter with the grittiest of themes, and you run over to a guy who got shot in the face by a tank and you pull out some defib paddles to revive him.
I'm not a doctor but I don't think afib is his problem!
I'm not a doctor but I don't think afib is his problem!
Do you think I could defib a downed teammate with my boobas? I mean, c'mon they're goo...gotta have SOME healing properties~
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Do you think I could defib a downed teammate with my boobas? I mean, c'mon they're goo...gotta have SOME healing properties~
Urgh. That's the third 'phantom defib shock' sleep paralysis episode in a month. It seemed the conscious part of my brain preempted it this time, so I kinda felt it in my stomach, rather than my chest, but f me, this whole chronic sleep disturbance thing is getting really boring :/
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Urgh. That's the third 'phantom defib shock' sleep paralysis episode in a month. It seemed the conscious part of my brain preempted it this time, so I kinda felt it in my stomach, rather than my chest, but f me, this whole chronic sleep disturbance thing is getting really boring :/
got my defib wire op date and it's the day before my period is due so that's gonna be a fun, bonus painful weekend >.<
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
got my defib wire op date and it's the day before my period is due so that's gonna be a fun, bonus painful weekend >.<
Encountering so many good samaritans in ARC Raiders solo. Guy was helping me kill a Bastion, went down, then I flagged down a passerby who happened to have a defib, who stopped and saved my buddy.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Encountering so many good samaritans in ARC Raiders solo. Guy was helping me kill a Bastion, went down, then I flagged down a passerby who happened to have a defib, who stopped and saved my buddy.
after some1 arc raided my ass i had my joker moment and decided to pay it forward to some dude who definitely didn't deserve it and thought i was gonna defib him
then he cursed me out while i stayed muted lol
but he had like all my quest items and a purple too
then he cursed me out while i stayed muted lol
but he had like all my quest items and a purple too
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
after some1 arc raided my ass i had my joker moment and decided to pay it forward to some dude who definitely didn't deserve it and thought i was gonna defib him
then he cursed me out while i stayed muted lol
but he had like all my quest items and a purple too
then he cursed me out while i stayed muted lol
but he had like all my quest items and a purple too
(Also, the scissors that come with the defib pads are there for a reason, including providing the ability to cut underwires.)
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
(Also, the scissors that come with the defib pads are there for a reason, including providing the ability to cut underwires.)
Favourite arc raiders moment yet was guilting a German lady who downed me while stating I was friendly into looking for a defib, failing and calling someone else in proximity chat to kill her. Absolute justice served. Save your sorries
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Favourite arc raiders moment yet was guilting a German lady who downed me while stating I was friendly into looking for a defib, failing and calling someone else in proximity chat to kill her. Absolute justice served. Save your sorries