Troy Karkula
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Troy Karkula
@troykarkula.bsky.social
Hiking, biking, disc golf, electronics, drawing, and games. I post about my kids a lot.

We all do better when we all do better.
...been banned when Conker's Bad Fur Day came out.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Dems could probably spend a couple text nag campaigns worth of money straight up feeding people and win a shitload of people over.
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My son keeps asking why I don't take this out of the package. The packaging is why I bought it!
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If I was an engineer at SpaceX the very first thing I'd work on is how the astronauts are gonna get out/home when the dumb thing tips over.

My Credentials: 1000+ hours of ksp. (also like 80% of all recent real moon landings.)
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Look at what they took from you! We will have to spend billions clawing back to this level of coverage.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I well actually'd a friend who said they saw an SR-71 at an airport and told them that it was an A12 Oxcart. I wasn't trying to diminish it. I think it's way cooler that they saw an Oxcart!

This is a problem I probably would know how to fix if I had watched the hit cbs sitcom big bang theory.
October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Got a pair of stretchy jeans for the first time. I mean, I thought the future would have flying cars and robots and stuff, but I'm feeling like these are a good compromise.
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Def my favorite news debate segment:
Disheveled - obviously underpaid but passionate- scientist/doctor
Televangelist level swag - paid to believe something - former scientist/doctor
Webcam not working - patreon supported youtube lunatic - no qualifications
October 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
when i was like 13 I went to cheapo to buy offspring's smash. The guy in the shop said if I liked punk i should check out some other stuff and pointed me to this record and op ivy's energy.

that dude ruled
43 years ago
Plastic Surgery Disasters is the second album by punk rock band Dead Kennedys, released October 1982.

#punk #punks #punkrock #deadkennedys #history #hardcorepunk #plasticsurgerydisasters #punkrockhistory
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hotline Miami
October 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I think my favorite thing about kids is how much they love what age they are.

"We got five apples, I'M FIVE!"
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Folks my 65 year old uncle installed Linux on his laptop. I'm so proud of him.
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Talking sucks. I suck at talking. Why would I talk to a computer when I can do almost everything in a few clicks? It's insane.

They talk to the computers in star trek because people are watching a TV show and don't want to watch Data enter "scan-planet -power 99.5 -angle 45 -includeLifeforms".
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
To anyone stressing out about Windows 10 end-of-life I've converted a handful of 65+ folks laptops to Ubuntu (linux) and it works just fine for what they need. Browsing, maybe some spreadsheets.

It's fine! It works and it's not intrusive at all. The only thing it nags you with is to update.
October 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I had a dream last night that someone stole all the baskets and doodads off of my cargo bike.

When I got on to ride it home it was like I was on a rocket bike zooming around the city.

The wind howled past me.

Passing cars looked like streaks of light.

It was glorious.
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Tally marks on the nose of my Mazda 5 marking the # of boomers I've converted to Linux because their laptop won't support Win 11.
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What could be better than acing early in a round and proceeding to bogey three of the easiest holes on the course (11, 16, & 18)
October 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tech: AI is going to change the world, computers are smart now and your life will be better.

Also Tech: I saw you bought a hammock and now I'm going to spam all of your ad algorithms with hammocks because obviously you have a thing for hammocks, I'm very smart.
October 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Oh no the big number expired better go get a new big number.
-Sysadmins
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Birthday present from my wife. I think she gets me.
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A silicon valley dweeb after getting cold read by a carnival psychic: "This changes...everything."
October 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Started christmas shopping early thinking I'd get ahead of things. Is it just me or are kids toys outrageously expensive?
October 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Absolutely killed it at disc golf today. Scored my PR on two tough courses.
October 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The Worst Person: "I'm gonna schedule this weekly recurring meeting over the lunch hour"
October 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Giant spool of plastic conduit, a backhoe, and a truck labeled "Underground Fiber" at the end of the block, LETS GOOOOOOOOO
September 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM