Hardmax Hudsoff
@enderwyles.bsky.social
correct video game opinions
pve players complain about br players yet secretly enjoy being hunted in a pvx game with so many unique possibilities. like virgin prudes they must be seduced into pvp. once they realize how much fun theyre having they play along, maybe get on mic to throw a slur. that's real gaming.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
pve players complain about br players yet secretly enjoy being hunted in a pvx game with so many unique possibilities. like virgin prudes they must be seduced into pvp. once they realize how much fun theyre having they play along, maybe get on mic to throw a slur. that's real gaming.
parasocial session-based multiplayer makes a pale substitute for the disappearance of the third place. i shouldnt be fondly reminiscing over a starbucks lobby just because the interaction didnt explicitly have a time limit
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
parasocial session-based multiplayer makes a pale substitute for the disappearance of the third place. i shouldnt be fondly reminiscing over a starbucks lobby just because the interaction didnt explicitly have a time limit
elden ring's tagline should have been "death is only the beginning." that way, players would know ahead of buying it that they would be dying forever and ever
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
elden ring's tagline should have been "death is only the beginning." that way, players would know ahead of buying it that they would be dying forever and ever
insane thesis but terminator 2 is james cameron's war of the worlds because the aliens were meant to be as incomprehensible and destructive as an imperial military, and resistance forces in the 80's were using technicals, one of which appears as an up-armored version in the opening sequence of t2
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
insane thesis but terminator 2 is james cameron's war of the worlds because the aliens were meant to be as incomprehensible and destructive as an imperial military, and resistance forces in the 80's were using technicals, one of which appears as an up-armored version in the opening sequence of t2
elden ring is my everest. 750 hours unfinished. it took a few years, but many are finally coming around to the notion that elden ring isnt a mercurial woo woo about the Will of the Gamer, but just plain sucks. the haters love to be early because they are often right, while enjoyers spend time coping
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
elden ring is my everest. 750 hours unfinished. it took a few years, but many are finally coming around to the notion that elden ring isnt a mercurial woo woo about the Will of the Gamer, but just plain sucks. the haters love to be early because they are often right, while enjoyers spend time coping
Arc raiders movement is faith based
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Arc raiders movement is faith based
just how is it that both ewan and obi-wan share the same last syllable
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
just how is it that both ewan and obi-wan share the same last syllable
(flirting with a transwoman) so are you more of a big boss or a raiden)
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
(flirting with a transwoman) so are you more of a big boss or a raiden)
let's say take two's takeaway from gtao is 12 gajillion dollars annually. every additional year of delay for gta6 is another 12 gajillion dollars returned from a modest investment, and if proportionality holds gta6 online's massive startup costs over 8 years will look modest by 2035.
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
let's say take two's takeaway from gtao is 12 gajillion dollars annually. every additional year of delay for gta6 is another 12 gajillion dollars returned from a modest investment, and if proportionality holds gta6 online's massive startup costs over 8 years will look modest by 2035.
Arc Raiders Trials can be fixed by counting score as a team rather than individual. It's so obvious I was reticent to even jot this down but others have suggested introducing multipliers and tweaking point values based on how many are in the squad when the fraud is in triplicating a team's damage.
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Arc Raiders Trials can be fixed by counting score as a team rather than individual. It's so obvious I was reticent to even jot this down but others have suggested introducing multipliers and tweaking point values based on how many are in the squad when the fraud is in triplicating a team's damage.
guy im sharing with against my will: hello?? where did you go? can you hear me? do you have a defib? i dont want to die out here.. please.. anyone
me with a stack of defibs: hello? can you hear me? youre lagging really bad
me with a stack of defibs: hello? can you hear me? youre lagging really bad
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
guy im sharing with against my will: hello?? where did you go? can you hear me? do you have a defib? i dont want to die out here.. please.. anyone
me with a stack of defibs: hello? can you hear me? youre lagging really bad
me with a stack of defibs: hello? can you hear me? youre lagging really bad
gears of war was an unc game when it was new. the most tattoo shop post-grunge unc game maybe ever.
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
gears of war was an unc game when it was new. the most tattoo shop post-grunge unc game maybe ever.
everyone is overthinking and missing the point of world at war and the way it contrasts and dovetails with modern warfare, twist is you find out youve been playing as the soldier who raised the soviet flag over the reichstag to recreate the famous photograph, like the slideshow intro sequences imply
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
everyone is overthinking and missing the point of world at war and the way it contrasts and dovetails with modern warfare, twist is you find out youve been playing as the soldier who raised the soviet flag over the reichstag to recreate the famous photograph, like the slideshow intro sequences imply
i wish the freemen of the world would accept that half-life 3 was portal and single player games suck
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i wish the freemen of the world would accept that half-life 3 was portal and single player games suck
games are still extremely primitive. mirror's edge inspired many things like titanfall and cyberpunk and proving huds and minimaps are vestigial digits from a bygone age of a more primitive ape
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
games are still extremely primitive. mirror's edge inspired many things like titanfall and cyberpunk and proving huds and minimaps are vestigial digits from a bygone age of a more primitive ape
how much of gaming arguments boil down to "this isnt fun" vs "youre doing it wrong?" it is no less the difference between seeing through the eyes of god and seeing through the eyes of a yoked ox
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
how much of gaming arguments boil down to "this isnt fun" vs "youre doing it wrong?" it is no less the difference between seeing through the eyes of god and seeing through the eyes of a yoked ox
if "fun" is subjective why is it developed scientifically
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
if "fun" is subjective why is it developed scientifically
shroud will be like "i GOTTA get my arc trials done" then take money to go play a different game
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
shroud will be like "i GOTTA get my arc trials done" then take money to go play a different game
every game hair stylist needs to understand they are one bullseye away from having the hottest ponytail in gaming - make it work!
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
every game hair stylist needs to understand they are one bullseye away from having the hottest ponytail in gaming - make it work!
if fromsoft was smart theyd be making an elden ring extraction game. fantasy has not been there yet and we already know the pvx mix works. japan must learn from sweden here.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
if fromsoft was smart theyd be making an elden ring extraction game. fantasy has not been there yet and we already know the pvx mix works. japan must learn from sweden here.
white people need a real life johnny silverhand to sort out the softies and bring real change to america
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
white people need a real life johnny silverhand to sort out the softies and bring real change to america
"who cares about kojima"
1. he's the best
2. wisest
3. cleverest
4. well read
5. responsible
8. moral
7. prophet of all game designers
9. fuck you for asking it's like you dont even care about video games or art or beauty or humanity and just want your slop nut, ill kill you
1. he's the best
2. wisest
3. cleverest
4. well read
5. responsible
8. moral
7. prophet of all game designers
9. fuck you for asking it's like you dont even care about video games or art or beauty or humanity and just want your slop nut, ill kill you
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
"who cares about kojima"
1. he's the best
2. wisest
3. cleverest
4. well read
5. responsible
8. moral
7. prophet of all game designers
9. fuck you for asking it's like you dont even care about video games or art or beauty or humanity and just want your slop nut, ill kill you
1. he's the best
2. wisest
3. cleverest
4. well read
5. responsible
8. moral
7. prophet of all game designers
9. fuck you for asking it's like you dont even care about video games or art or beauty or humanity and just want your slop nut, ill kill you
gilded driftcoat is the most fascist of the arc raiders outfits dont ask me why
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
gilded driftcoat is the most fascist of the arc raiders outfits dont ask me why
