#vore
Big calorie battery vibes tonight.... I wanna be stuck inside someone, making their ass or tits grow as they just idly churn around me. Leeching my energy and adding it to their waistline...
Big, dumb calorie bellypet mood....
Big calorie battery vibes tonight.... I wanna be stuck inside someone, making their ass or tits grow as they just idly churn around me. Leeching my energy and adding it to their waistline...
Big, dumb calorie bellypet mood....
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
#vore
Big calorie battery vibes tonight.... I wanna be stuck inside someone, making their ass or tits grow as they just idly churn around me. Leeching my energy and adding it to their waistline...
Big, dumb calorie bellypet mood....
Big calorie battery vibes tonight.... I wanna be stuck inside someone, making their ass or tits grow as they just idly churn around me. Leeching my energy and adding it to their waistline...
Big, dumb calorie bellypet mood....
me and @dumptruckroo.bsky.social
might have misread a zero or two on that bottle's calorie count...
🎨: @home-made.bsky.social
might have misread a zero or two on that bottle's calorie count...
🎨: @home-made.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
me and @dumptruckroo.bsky.social
might have misread a zero or two on that bottle's calorie count...
🎨: @home-made.bsky.social
might have misread a zero or two on that bottle's calorie count...
🎨: @home-made.bsky.social
Exact same thing with cops, though they don’t have an explicit budget. You gotta make slop. Buckets and buckets of slop. High-calorie shit that people will actually watch.
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Exact same thing with cops, though they don’t have an explicit budget. You gotta make slop. Buckets and buckets of slop. High-calorie shit that people will actually watch.
A calorie sounds like a cutesy little
mini version of something more
substantial called a 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗿.
A calorie can be found in a sandwich.
A 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗿 is what you get from the entire sandwich shop. 🥪
mini version of something more
substantial called a 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗿.
A calorie can be found in a sandwich.
A 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗿 is what you get from the entire sandwich shop. 🥪
December 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A calorie sounds like a cutesy little
mini version of something more
substantial called a 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗿.
A calorie can be found in a sandwich.
A 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗿 is what you get from the entire sandwich shop. 🥪
mini version of something more
substantial called a 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗿.
A calorie can be found in a sandwich.
A 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗿 is what you get from the entire sandwich shop. 🥪
NURSE!!!! He’s hysterical. Fetch the low calorie meds.
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
NURSE!!!! He’s hysterical. Fetch the low calorie meds.
Some fraction of the population has been wandering around the developed world surrounded by total calorie abundance /neurochemically hungry all of the time/. Of course they got fat!
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Some fraction of the population has been wandering around the developed world surrounded by total calorie abundance /neurochemically hungry all of the time/. Of course they got fat!
Back to 280! Celebrating with the 1100 calorie frozen coffee at Dunkin. And a bunch of food (obviously)
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Back to 280! Celebrating with the 1100 calorie frozen coffee at Dunkin. And a bunch of food (obviously)
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
3,000+ calorie dinner imminent because if I wake up at 4am from hunger again it’s gonna be a huge problem
December 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
3,000+ calorie dinner imminent because if I wake up at 4am from hunger again it’s gonna be a huge problem
I'm not the same person I was before reading the calorie content of this frozen deep pan pizza
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm not the same person I was before reading the calorie content of this frozen deep pan pizza
You don't just want to get softer. You want to feel every calorie you consume pile onto your frame and weigh you down, keeping you in your seat while you grow heavier and heavier without any sign of stopping.
Your relationship with gravity will never be the same.
Your relationship with gravity will never be the same.
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You don't just want to get softer. You want to feel every calorie you consume pile onto your frame and weigh you down, keeping you in your seat while you grow heavier and heavier without any sign of stopping.
Your relationship with gravity will never be the same.
Your relationship with gravity will never be the same.
Some thoughts on Guinness:
It’s the best looking beer by a mile and there isn’t a close second
It just tastes better in a Guinness pint glass (like how martinis get a premium from the glasses you drink them out of)
It’s shocking how low calorie a Guinness is. Basically like a Miller Light
It’s the best looking beer by a mile and there isn’t a close second
It just tastes better in a Guinness pint glass (like how martinis get a premium from the glasses you drink them out of)
It’s shocking how low calorie a Guinness is. Basically like a Miller Light
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Some thoughts on Guinness:
It’s the best looking beer by a mile and there isn’t a close second
It just tastes better in a Guinness pint glass (like how martinis get a premium from the glasses you drink them out of)
It’s shocking how low calorie a Guinness is. Basically like a Miller Light
It’s the best looking beer by a mile and there isn’t a close second
It just tastes better in a Guinness pint glass (like how martinis get a premium from the glasses you drink them out of)
It’s shocking how low calorie a Guinness is. Basically like a Miller Light
they're out here making 2,000 calorie donuts in the pokeymon world...
December 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
they're out here making 2,000 calorie donuts in the pokeymon world...
can you not eat? don't get Soylent, which is frankly too expensive per calorie, when you can just get tube feeding fluid like Abbott's TwoCal HN or Nestle's Nutrien 2.0, which is 2 calories per mL, so 1 Liter gives you 2000 calories and it's engineered for sole source nutrition
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
can you not eat? don't get Soylent, which is frankly too expensive per calorie, when you can just get tube feeding fluid like Abbott's TwoCal HN or Nestle's Nutrien 2.0, which is 2 calories per mL, so 1 Liter gives you 2000 calories and it's engineered for sole source nutrition
There is one thing that is worth every calorie, every time. That thing is baklava.
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
There is one thing that is worth every calorie, every time. That thing is baklava.
Too small to taste, even as you tumble across the countless undulating bumps on the Inchling's tongue; an unnoticed passenger atop a foraged berry, now chewed to a thick, indistinguishable slurry.
A meaningless contribution to their diet. An infinitesimal fraction of a calorie.
A meaningless contribution to their diet. An infinitesimal fraction of a calorie.
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Too small to taste, even as you tumble across the countless undulating bumps on the Inchling's tongue; an unnoticed passenger atop a foraged berry, now chewed to a thick, indistinguishable slurry.
A meaningless contribution to their diet. An infinitesimal fraction of a calorie.
A meaningless contribution to their diet. An infinitesimal fraction of a calorie.
Calor just means 'heat' which calorie derives from.
"Calor, dolor, rubor, tumor" = the four signs of inflammation
"Calor, dolor, rubor, tumor" = the four signs of inflammation
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Calor just means 'heat' which calorie derives from.
"Calor, dolor, rubor, tumor" = the four signs of inflammation
"Calor, dolor, rubor, tumor" = the four signs of inflammation
One thing which limits the value of fitness wearables is their method for calculating calories burned, which is a top line metric for all the brands.
If you follow a rigorous routine for months, you will eventually get fit enough that time/calorie burned balloons to absurd values.
If you follow a rigorous routine for months, you will eventually get fit enough that time/calorie burned balloons to absurd values.
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
One thing which limits the value of fitness wearables is their method for calculating calories burned, which is a top line metric for all the brands.
If you follow a rigorous routine for months, you will eventually get fit enough that time/calorie burned balloons to absurd values.
If you follow a rigorous routine for months, you will eventually get fit enough that time/calorie burned balloons to absurd values.
Was forced to eat a 1000 calorie/68g protein/97g carb/32g fat chicken rice burrito I put together using a tin of Costco canned chicken because the water is currently out for emergency repairs downstairs. Regret to report it wasn’t half bad.
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Was forced to eat a 1000 calorie/68g protein/97g carb/32g fat chicken rice burrito I put together using a tin of Costco canned chicken because the water is currently out for emergency repairs downstairs. Regret to report it wasn’t half bad.
Been skipping on meals lately cause of gaming. So, I guess I *haaaave* to chug an entire day's worth of calorie shake now to make up for it..~ 🤭✨️✨️
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Been skipping on meals lately cause of gaming. So, I guess I *haaaave* to chug an entire day's worth of calorie shake now to make up for it..~ 🤭✨️✨️
the idea of making Gallovere being more calorie dense than he looks is really growing on me. like, if you are bigger than him, the weight you'd gain from him would be as if you ate something the same size as yourself. a dynamic calorie bomb i guess.
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the idea of making Gallovere being more calorie dense than he looks is really growing on me. like, if you are bigger than him, the weight you'd gain from him would be as if you ate something the same size as yourself. a dynamic calorie bomb i guess.
OH ALSO IM TELLING YOU ALL SO IF I FORGET AGAIN ITS ALL YOUR FAULT TOO.
Chubby himbo, smelly, and bad habit encouraging donkey character. I need to make them.
I promised like three people at mff id make one heck i even promised THE Calorie i'd do it.
Chubby himbo, smelly, and bad habit encouraging donkey character. I need to make them.
I promised like three people at mff id make one heck i even promised THE Calorie i'd do it.
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
OH ALSO IM TELLING YOU ALL SO IF I FORGET AGAIN ITS ALL YOUR FAULT TOO.
Chubby himbo, smelly, and bad habit encouraging donkey character. I need to make them.
I promised like three people at mff id make one heck i even promised THE Calorie i'd do it.
Chubby himbo, smelly, and bad habit encouraging donkey character. I need to make them.
I promised like three people at mff id make one heck i even promised THE Calorie i'd do it.
As soon as this race is over this weekend, it's gonna be CALORIE DEFICIT CITY up in here for the rest of 2025.
a man in a black shirt is holding a pair of scissors in his hands
ALT: a man in a black shirt is holding a pair of scissors in his hands
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December 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
As soon as this race is over this weekend, it's gonna be CALORIE DEFICIT CITY up in here for the rest of 2025.
Meanwhile in Seattle:
"If you're not into coffee here's a 2000 calorie neon colored Red Bull potion, would you like that in a venti cup or an IV bag?"
"If you're not into coffee here's a 2000 calorie neon colored Red Bull potion, would you like that in a venti cup or an IV bag?"
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Meanwhile in Seattle:
"If you're not into coffee here's a 2000 calorie neon colored Red Bull potion, would you like that in a venti cup or an IV bag?"
"If you're not into coffee here's a 2000 calorie neon colored Red Bull potion, would you like that in a venti cup or an IV bag?"
also intrigued by the calorie and sugar content of the pictured beverage
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
also intrigued by the calorie and sugar content of the pictured beverage