Walk to Jade show with lesbians or reading my book and falling asleep by 9:45 😓😓
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Walk to Jade show with lesbians or reading my book and falling asleep by 9:45 😓😓
Estimating everyone’s height when they pose near a door 📏
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Estimating everyone’s height when they pose near a door 📏
Oomfie is 4 mins away from my house so we can go to GAY Super Bowl party and I’m in Whole Foods dry humping a father of 4
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Oomfie is 4 mins away from my house so we can go to GAY Super Bowl party and I’m in Whole Foods dry humping a father of 4
Me reading his dickprint like braille to see if he’s uncut
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Me reading his dickprint like braille to see if he’s uncut
No one likes leaving the house in clothes that are too small more than me
February 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
No one likes leaving the house in clothes that are too small more than me
Need to be slapped around a little bit but not going to a bar or using apps any ideas?! Thank you
February 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Need to be slapped around a little bit but not going to a bar or using apps any ideas?! Thank you
Need my DL coworker (assumed) to stop looking at me like that unless he actually wants it
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Need my DL coworker (assumed) to stop looking at me like that unless he actually wants it
Are you allowed to show **** and *** on close friends? Surely my full name being shown won’t be problematic
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Are you allowed to show **** and *** on close friends? Surely my full name being shown won’t be problematic
if someone was sucking on my toes
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 AM
if someone was sucking on my toes
I’m not defending my face card I have a gun bro
February 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’m not defending my face card I have a gun bro
M-preg Monday is gonna be the new bit
February 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
M-preg Monday is gonna be the new bit
I’m supposed to be at an industry event in 30 minutes and instead I’m posting pics of my jugs to my digital boyfriends
February 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I’m supposed to be at an industry event in 30 minutes and instead I’m posting pics of my jugs to my digital boyfriends
If I had someone to objectify me daily in real life I’d be so meek and quiet on here like yeah that’s a church mouse
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
If I had someone to objectify me daily in real life I’d be so meek and quiet on here like yeah that’s a church mouse
There are 0 reasons for me to be looking like this at work
February 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
There are 0 reasons for me to be looking like this at work
When bro calls me beautiful
February 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
When bro calls me beautiful
Thighs rubbed a gaping hole in the only pair of shorts I own 😞
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Thighs rubbed a gaping hole in the only pair of shorts I own 😞
Hot guy comes over and does some light to medium degradation
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Hot guy comes over and does some light to medium degradation
Meredith did nothing for an hour and she’s still a queeeeeen
January 31, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Meredith did nothing for an hour and she’s still a queeeeeen
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Meredith Marks meeting happening tonight
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Meredith Marks meeting happening tonight
Fat cunt Friday and I just show my ass
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Fat cunt Friday and I just show my ass