#Assured
Haha, I love this. I grew up in an old farmhouse that’s been in my family since the 1930s. When we first moved in my mom would see my great-grandma’s ghost checking in now and then. But once my mom assured her the property was safe and would be cared for, great-grandma left.

Listen to the ghosts 😁
February 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Wisc SC is next up, locking in a majority in Wisconsin until 2030+ would be huge. New maps pretty much assured meaning -1/-2 republicans in congress and preventing a new state house gerrymander that’s too egregious. 4/7 be there.
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
But I keep getting assured by people who argue just like the alt-right that horseshoe theory isn't true. What's a boy to believe?
February 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Also, I'm a private citizen, but the Ministry of Defence assured me it applied to me anyway.
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Saw someone talking about Avicii and holy fuck (cw for very clear trafficking of kids, but rest assured the pedos get killed off)
youtu.be/Xq-knHXSKYY
Avicii - For A Better Day
YouTube video by AviciiOfficialVEVO
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February 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
@michaelwolffnyc.bsky.social Just Curious - why did you suggest #Epstein talk to Oliver Lloyd in 2017? Looks like Sr. advisor to Blair was there too and they assured “all matters will be held in strictest confidence”
February 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I can't bitch about my job search on linkedin for fear of impacting my job search, so I guess I'll be complaining here.

First of all, I was assured (multiple times because I was paranoid) that I would be made full time before my temp gig ended. I didn't look for 2 months. I was not made full time.
February 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The same man who said he would not fringe upon the sovereignty of Georgia.

The same man who assured the world that Russian forces were not present in Crimea.

The same man who denied plans of a full-scale invasion of Ukraine.
February 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
On January 29, Donald Trump said he personally asked Putin to halt attacks on Ukraine for a week due to a severe cold spell, as temperatures plunged to −25°C.

He assured the world that Putin agreed.

You’ll never guess what happened next👇
February 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Seriously doubt elections will be *cancelled*, but almost assured voter intimidation and suppression will be a serious problem.

One way to counteract will be mail-in and early voting.

Check your state👇 for Absentee Ballot Requests and inform those in your community.

www.vote.org/polling-plac...
February 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I read the headline "Jennifer Aniston is Content." Rest assured, more specifically she is con-TENT in her current relationship.
February 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Labour has no right to exist, and it’s in the process of happily following the Tory guidebook for assured irrelevance. Burnham is no shoe in as its saviour but to be entrenched in its descent would render him fucked before he starts
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
You mean the hair band you spent multiple thousands of gil on? Also, Aymeric understanding this wandering cat better than anyone. #estinien
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I'm doing a production that involves nudity which the director assured would be "brief, tasteful and dimly lit," to which I replied, apparently you haven't seen my Bluesky
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Assured success: Reopen the salad buffet (pepperoncini are undefeated on salad) and feature thick crust super supreme pizza along with affordable pitchers of beer.
🥗🍕🍺
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
assured this regular season. The question is who will remain relevant in that race over the next 3 some odd months of gameplay. Still lots of time on the board for things to go right or wrong for someone.
February 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Significant breeding ground for several highly infectious diseases & RFK Jr has assured we will have little to no Mitigation of diseases.

hartmannreport.com/p/over-70000...
Over 70,000 People Detained in 225 Concentration Camps, With Plans to Double Them: Why Isn’t This a National Emergency?
ICE’s nationwide detention system continues to expand under plans that would double its size while shielding it from meaningful accountability…
hartmannreport.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Happy to be assured that Riley Stearns’ THE ART OF SELF-DEFENSE is not only still very funny, but scarily relevant. Now streaming for free on Tubi!

www.looper.com/2089542/jess...
Jesse Eisenberg's Underrated 2019 Dark Comedy Is Streaming For Free - Looper
Jesse Eisenberg is one of the most talented and unpredictable actors of his generation, and one overlooked film of his from 2019 deserves a fresh look.
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February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
2/4/26 Update - Spare is up and running. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience. We are trying to fix the rides from earlier. We have contacted the software company and they have assured us that it was fixed as fast as possible.
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
It seems plain in retrospect, but it's the first time I've run across anybody stating it so clearly.

Certain disreputable Victorian "gentleman's clubs" had similar binding practices, as do fraternities…doing something revolting so they have something on each other…"Mutually Assured Destruction."
Piggate - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I remember! I was in similar meetings. They were so arrogant - so assured of their importance.
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I have no pictures of me playing as a kid in ‘96

But I’ll say: Lara Croft is an inspiration to me because she takes action and asks no questions. She’s smart, swift, and not to be messed with. Like a female James Bond on an Indianna Jones global adventure. She’s witty, self assured and stylish.
February 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I can’t control when the best time is to visit various places lad, and it’s been booked a while. Rest assured I’ll smash your canister in sometime in March
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Heheh first thing I noticed was her very nautical/piratey name, but then as soon as my Observant trait Sim met her and sussed out her traits, I went "hmmmm, she's not who she claims to be, is she?"

And then she gave that toootally not suspicious greeting! 🤣
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM