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Soren
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He/Him. Cat lover.
Made myself a batch of chocolate chip cookies and proceeded to injure the spot where my molar was removed two weeks ago… it hurt but the cookies are great.
December 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
RIP Lamarr Wilson. I really enjoyed his videos.
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Geez… rest in peace Rob Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Their target audience has no interest in hearing what two women have to say.
Insanely pathetic numbers for something so highly touted
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Jamil Jivani doesn’t deserve anything but coal for Christmas.
Michael Ma collected his own conservative secret santa gift before crossing the floor BUT DID NOT DELIVER ANYTHING TO THE NAME HE DREW

HE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN JAMIL JIVANI’S SECRET SANTA

LMFAO THIS DIVAAAAAA
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
John Rustad was too unhinged for the Liberal/BC United Party, and not unhinged enough for the BC Conservative Party. Congrats to BC on electing absolute fucking morons in almost enough ridings to take power.
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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More on the guy that refused to wear a Canadian jersey when he was our ceremonial captain.
Hey Wayne, we know who you are.
You belong in Florida with the convicted felon who continues to threaten our nation.
Ps. your wine sucks.
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
There are a lot of stupid people on Twitter, but there are also a lot of stupid people who think they are smart on Bluesky.
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
"So that, kids, is why I'm not spending $500 on Christmas gifts for you this year"
my mother-in-law just showed up for Thanksgiving dinner with a special surprise for the grandkids: a prepared lecture on compound interest
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Typing “I have a soul” in Word and printing it out and getting scared
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“This cheese dip sucks,” I say, as I load a third bowlful into the microwave.
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Chris d’Entremont, who established himself a liar after wilfully deceiving his voters, friends and colleagues because he was upset he didn’t get his coveted deputy speaker role, is now spinning more lies after crossing the floor. He will fit in perfectly in the Liberal caucus”

Disgusting response
“After d’Entremont’s musings over a possible defection were reported by Politico on Tuesday, the MP says Conservative House leader Andrew Scheer and party whip Chris Warkentin “barged” into his office, pushed his assistant aside and yelled at him about “how much of a snake” he was.”
Pushing, yelling from Conservative leadership ‘sealed the deal’ on defection: d’Entremont | CBC News
Nova Scotia MP Chris d’Entremont says pushing and yelling from Conservative Party leadership ‘sealed the deal’ on his choice to cross the floor to the Liberals earlier this week.
www.cbc.ca
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
FINALLY! Now hopefully the Canadian media will stop giving these assholes any attention so this story can make like an ostrich and get culled.
It's over. Sadly, while this case got a lot of attention, it is happening to other farms across the province regularly, whose owners don't kick up as much of a fuss
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Do any of these people have jobs?
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This series feels like so much more than baseball… #BlueJays
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Reposted with alt text. Excellent news.
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Quote post your favourite reaction gif of all time
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
10 strikeouts through 5 innings, amazing! #BlueJays
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Don Héctor Hector GIF
ALT: Don Héctor Hector GIF
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Roast chicken with pine (matsutake) mushrooms… sooooo good!
October 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Boy oh boy, Jurassic Park the novel is a lot different than Jurassic Park the movie.
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM