Zoe
@zoeb27.bsky.social
LOL.
Never trust a man born on his birthday. 🫶🏽
December 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
LOL.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
This is about a dog. But these “kids” are too much. “My cousins are mean people,” is an absolute fact though.
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is about a dog. But these “kids” are too much. “My cousins are mean people,” is an absolute fact though.
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Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.
“So Jake (not his name), what’s your plan for the day?”
“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”
“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“So Jake (not his name), what’s your plan for the day?”
“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”
“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”
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Rick Steves is the hero we need
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Rick Steves is the hero we need
Holiday party today. Now what does a person do with all these?
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Holiday party today. Now what does a person do with all these?
Did not expect this to get onto my feed this way and/or from across the country. There are, in fact, additional videos, but this one is A+.
The way she got mad at him at the end, for letting her humiliate herself, because neither one of them can fight?
*chef kiss*
*chef kiss*
She was absolutely obnoxious and assaulted people. He can’t fight. She can’t either. A couple that can’t throw hands but wanted the smoke.
The end was perfect. Hope the pavement is okay.
The end was perfect. Hope the pavement is okay.
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Did not expect this to get onto my feed this way and/or from across the country. There are, in fact, additional videos, but this one is A+.
“Zoe, where’d you get your sweater?”
“Out of my son’s closet.”
“It’s fine if you don’t want to tell me!”
People are fucking nutty, man.
“Out of my son’s closet.”
“It’s fine if you don’t want to tell me!”
People are fucking nutty, man.
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“Zoe, where’d you get your sweater?”
“Out of my son’s closet.”
“It’s fine if you don’t want to tell me!”
People are fucking nutty, man.
“Out of my son’s closet.”
“It’s fine if you don’t want to tell me!”
People are fucking nutty, man.
That was not enjoyable.
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
That was not enjoyable.
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Something kinda hilarious about Lionel Messi being given an award named after Landon Donovan. That's like Denzel Washington being given the Tim Allen award.
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Something kinda hilarious about Lionel Messi being given an award named after Landon Donovan. That's like Denzel Washington being given the Tim Allen award.
Played a new version of, “Score Yourself a Free Drink,” today. Happy to say it was met with success.
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Played a new version of, “Score Yourself a Free Drink,” today. Happy to say it was met with success.
I actually love this for Jordi Alba.
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I actually love this for Jordi Alba.
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This is so racist it needs a new category of racism to describe it but it's also stupid and pointless. You simply cannot purge the celebration of Black people and their accomplishments from this country in favor of celebrations of a dying pedophile. It's literally not a thing he's capable of doing.
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is so racist it needs a new category of racism to describe it but it's also stupid and pointless. You simply cannot purge the celebration of Black people and their accomplishments from this country in favor of celebrations of a dying pedophile. It's literally not a thing he's capable of doing.
My local came through for me again.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My local came through for me again.
Again, just out here living my life.
Let me tell you, hang out on @zoeb27.bsky.social turf & you will be drinking for too much and for free.
a woman in a blue dress is asking for another drink
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is asking for another drink
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Again, just out here living my life.
I’ll admit I was only casually watching, but I actually did not realize Kane was “playing.” #ARSBAY #ChampionsLeague
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’ll admit I was only casually watching, but I actually did not realize Kane was “playing.” #ARSBAY #ChampionsLeague
“Why don’t you take the day off? No one will be in the office.” I think you answered your own question there, boss.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“Why don’t you take the day off? No one will be in the office.” I think you answered your own question there, boss.
Just got an out of office reply directing people to ME. Included my full name AND email address. That’s some bullshit and crazy disrespectful. Jokes on them, I’m not replying to shit.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just got an out of office reply directing people to ME. Included my full name AND email address. That’s some bullshit and crazy disrespectful. Jokes on them, I’m not replying to shit.
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any system that showers hundreds of billions on this person for building zero sustainably profitable businesses is a bad system
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
any system that showers hundreds of billions on this person for building zero sustainably profitable businesses is a bad system
Remember when everyone was yapping about Trossard being sold over the summer/at the start of the season? I’ll never forgive you lot for disrespecting my fave.
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Remember when everyone was yapping about Trossard being sold over the summer/at the start of the season? I’ll never forgive you lot for disrespecting my fave.
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Alexander Isak is the first Liverpool player in Premier League history to end on the losing side in each of his first four starts for the club. (Opta)
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Alexander Isak is the first Liverpool player in Premier League history to end on the losing side in each of his first four starts for the club. (Opta)
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Features of a nuclear blast (1.6Mt) that you don't normally see in archive films: shockwave from 40 miles away knocking people to the ground and shattering windows... as well as the enormous dust and ash cloud long after.
This is one of the more unique nuclear test films I've ever seen.
This is one of the more unique nuclear test films I've ever seen.
Here is an impressive, declassified Soviet film of the RDS-37 test, including a scene showing four men in Kurchatov, the administrative secret city about 40 miles east of the test site, being knocked to the ground by the explosion’s powerful, rapidly-moving shockwave (which also shattered windows).
RDS-37 Soviet hydrogen bomb test (1955)
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November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Features of a nuclear blast (1.6Mt) that you don't normally see in archive films: shockwave from 40 miles away knocking people to the ground and shattering windows... as well as the enormous dust and ash cloud long after.
This is one of the more unique nuclear test films I've ever seen.
This is one of the more unique nuclear test films I've ever seen.
A finer actor never did exist. Happy birthday @saucypeeps.bsky.social.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A finer actor never did exist. Happy birthday @saucypeeps.bsky.social.