Rob Usry
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Atlanta United hasn’t lost a match this year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Atlanta United hasn’t lost a match this year.
USC tackling on that last play seemed like a metaphor happening in real time
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
USC tackling on that last play seemed like a metaphor happening in real time
Holy hell that USC catch was fucking crazy
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Holy hell that USC catch was fucking crazy
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It might be a crazy thought, but what if Atlanta United tried to get one of these good players that teams are giving out?
December 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It might be a crazy thought, but what if Atlanta United tried to get one of these good players that teams are giving out?
Yeah I never wanna see any Purdy slander ever again
December 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Yeah I never wanna see any Purdy slander ever again
Just got a Quesarito that they forgot to put cheese in 🙃
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Just got a Quesarito that they forgot to put cheese in 🙃
I probably won't be happy with the Atlanta United offseason until they sign some sort of impactful attacker. You cannot expect me to be excited about 2026 after watching that absolute trainwreck of an attack for 40 games. I don't care who the manager is.
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I probably won't be happy with the Atlanta United offseason until they sign some sort of impactful attacker. You cannot expect me to be excited about 2026 after watching that absolute trainwreck of an attack for 40 games. I don't care who the manager is.
Interesting signing. Seems like a candidate for the right back spot, if I had to guess. Just happy to see the team using the U22 spots. Seems absolutely silly to not use them with the money they already blow.
🇦🇷 Sources: Atlanta United is finalizing a deal to sign Argentine center back Tomás Jacob from Necaxa.
Fee in ballpark of $5m. Jacob joins via U-22 initiative.
Jacob, 21, product of Newell's academy. Made 50 apps for them, 17 for Necaxa.
Fee in ballpark of $5m. Jacob joins via U-22 initiative.
Jacob, 21, product of Newell's academy. Made 50 apps for them, 17 for Necaxa.
December 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Interesting signing. Seems like a candidate for the right back spot, if I had to guess. Just happy to see the team using the U22 spots. Seems absolutely silly to not use them with the money they already blow.
Reposted by Rob Usry
🇦🇷 Sources: Atlanta United is finalizing a deal to sign Argentine center back Tomás Jacob from Necaxa.
Fee in ballpark of $5m. Jacob joins via U-22 initiative.
Jacob, 21, product of Newell's academy. Made 50 apps for them, 17 for Necaxa.
Fee in ballpark of $5m. Jacob joins via U-22 initiative.
Jacob, 21, product of Newell's academy. Made 50 apps for them, 17 for Necaxa.
December 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
🇦🇷 Sources: Atlanta United is finalizing a deal to sign Argentine center back Tomás Jacob from Necaxa.
Fee in ballpark of $5m. Jacob joins via U-22 initiative.
Jacob, 21, product of Newell's academy. Made 50 apps for them, 17 for Necaxa.
Fee in ballpark of $5m. Jacob joins via U-22 initiative.
Jacob, 21, product of Newell's academy. Made 50 apps for them, 17 for Necaxa.
Me: I can’t wait for the MLS offseason to see my bad team make smart moves to turn the team around
Team: Here’s a 36 year old third string goalkeeper with one good leg
Team: Here’s a 36 year old third string goalkeeper with one good leg
December 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Me: I can’t wait for the MLS offseason to see my bad team make smart moves to turn the team around
Team: Here’s a 36 year old third string goalkeeper with one good leg
Team: Here’s a 36 year old third string goalkeeper with one good leg
Fantasy football is a game of skill
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Fantasy football is a game of skill
This concert looks like a bad acid trip
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This concert looks like a bad acid trip
Nothing connects with the youth in 2025 like a live Snoop Dogg concert.
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Nothing connects with the youth in 2025 like a live Snoop Dogg concert.
My fantasy team going into the championship
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My fantasy team going into the championship
Life Update: Got a job
December 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Life Update: Got a job
I have a confession to make. I have absolutely no idea who Bari Weiss is.
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I have a confession to make. I have absolutely no idea who Bari Weiss is.
NFL Week 16 must be what doing cocaine for 4 days straight feels like
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
NFL Week 16 must be what doing cocaine for 4 days straight feels like
Just went from 10% chance to win my semifinal matchup to 73% in about 45 minutes thanks to Jaylen Warren
a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com
ALT: a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com
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December 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Just went from 10% chance to win my semifinal matchup to 73% in about 45 minutes thanks to Jaylen Warren
The announcer in the Falcons game just had one of the best quotes I've ever heard in football: "This play may not count, but it definitely happened."
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The announcer in the Falcons game just had one of the best quotes I've ever heard in football: "This play may not count, but it definitely happened."
Ngl Sheduer been playing good as hell
December 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ngl Sheduer been playing good as hell
James Cook I love you
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
James Cook I love you