Zoe
@zoeb27.bsky.social
Got a little 3 mile run in on the treadmill and then walked around the empty streets of Hanoi. Also, our hotel pool is kind of rad. Especially with sky.
January 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Got a little 3 mile run in on the treadmill and then walked around the empty streets of Hanoi. Also, our hotel pool is kind of rad. Especially with sky.
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
What are the odds that I get caught in a second flash flood in 1.5 years? #SantaBarbara
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
What are the odds that I get caught in a second flash flood in 1.5 years? #SantaBarbara
“Mom, what are we doing for the new year?”
“I’m doing a New Years Revolution* and throwing Pilar and Troy out!”
She did NOT mean revolution, but man I wish she did. LOL.
“I’m doing a New Years Revolution* and throwing Pilar and Troy out!”
She did NOT mean revolution, but man I wish she did. LOL.
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
“Mom, what are we doing for the new year?”
“I’m doing a New Years Revolution* and throwing Pilar and Troy out!”
She did NOT mean revolution, but man I wish she did. LOL.
“I’m doing a New Years Revolution* and throwing Pilar and Troy out!”
She did NOT mean revolution, but man I wish she did. LOL.
Let Raya get that mistake out of the way in a match that’s done. Hate it for him, but better now than when it matters.
December 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Let Raya get that mistake out of the way in a match that’s done. Hate it for him, but better now than when it matters.
Just broke the news to mom that we are hosting Christmas Eve at her house.
December 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just broke the news to mom that we are hosting Christmas Eve at her house.
LOL.
Never trust a man born on his birthday. 🫶🏽
December 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
LOL.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
This is about a dog. But these “kids” are too much. “My cousins are mean people,” is an absolute fact though.
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is about a dog. But these “kids” are too much. “My cousins are mean people,” is an absolute fact though.
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Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.
“So Jake (not his name), what’s your plan for the day?”
“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”
“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“So Jake (not his name), what’s your plan for the day?”
“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”
“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”
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Rick Steves is the hero we need
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Rick Steves is the hero we need
Holiday party today. Now what does a person do with all these?
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Holiday party today. Now what does a person do with all these?
Did not expect this to get onto my feed this way and/or from across the country. There are, in fact, additional videos, but this one is A+.
The way she got mad at him at the end, for letting her humiliate herself, because neither one of them can fight?
*chef kiss*
*chef kiss*
She was absolutely obnoxious and assaulted people. He can’t fight. She can’t either. A couple that can’t throw hands but wanted the smoke.
The end was perfect. Hope the pavement is okay.
The end was perfect. Hope the pavement is okay.
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Did not expect this to get onto my feed this way and/or from across the country. There are, in fact, additional videos, but this one is A+.
“Zoe, where’d you get your sweater?”
“Out of my son’s closet.”
“It’s fine if you don’t want to tell me!”
People are fucking nutty, man.
“Out of my son’s closet.”
“It’s fine if you don’t want to tell me!”
People are fucking nutty, man.
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“Zoe, where’d you get your sweater?”
“Out of my son’s closet.”
“It’s fine if you don’t want to tell me!”
People are fucking nutty, man.
“Out of my son’s closet.”
“It’s fine if you don’t want to tell me!”
People are fucking nutty, man.
That was not enjoyable.
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
That was not enjoyable.
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Something kinda hilarious about Lionel Messi being given an award named after Landon Donovan. That's like Denzel Washington being given the Tim Allen award.
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Something kinda hilarious about Lionel Messi being given an award named after Landon Donovan. That's like Denzel Washington being given the Tim Allen award.
Played a new version of, “Score Yourself a Free Drink,” today. Happy to say it was met with success.
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Played a new version of, “Score Yourself a Free Drink,” today. Happy to say it was met with success.
I actually love this for Jordi Alba.
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I actually love this for Jordi Alba.
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This is so racist it needs a new category of racism to describe it but it's also stupid and pointless. You simply cannot purge the celebration of Black people and their accomplishments from this country in favor of celebrations of a dying pedophile. It's literally not a thing he's capable of doing.
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is so racist it needs a new category of racism to describe it but it's also stupid and pointless. You simply cannot purge the celebration of Black people and their accomplishments from this country in favor of celebrations of a dying pedophile. It's literally not a thing he's capable of doing.
My local came through for me again.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My local came through for me again.
Again, just out here living my life.
Let me tell you, hang out on @zoeb27.bsky.social turf & you will be drinking for too much and for free.
a woman in a blue dress is asking for another drink
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is asking for another drink
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December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Again, just out here living my life.
I’ll admit I was only casually watching, but I actually did not realize Kane was “playing.” #ARSBAY #ChampionsLeague
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’ll admit I was only casually watching, but I actually did not realize Kane was “playing.” #ARSBAY #ChampionsLeague