Zoe
@zoeb27.bsky.social
What are the odds that I get caught in a second flash flood in 1.5 years? #SantaBarbara
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
What are the odds that I get caught in a second flash flood in 1.5 years? #SantaBarbara
Just broke the news to mom that we are hosting Christmas Eve at her house.
December 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just broke the news to mom that we are hosting Christmas Eve at her house.
This is about a dog. But these “kids” are too much. “My cousins are mean people,” is an absolute fact though.
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is about a dog. But these “kids” are too much. “My cousins are mean people,” is an absolute fact though.
Holiday party today. Now what does a person do with all these?
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Holiday party today. Now what does a person do with all these?
Played a new version of, “Score Yourself a Free Drink,” today. Happy to say it was met with success.
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Played a new version of, “Score Yourself a Free Drink,” today. Happy to say it was met with success.
My local came through for me again.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My local came through for me again.
A finer actor never did exist. Happy birthday @saucypeeps.bsky.social.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A finer actor never did exist. Happy birthday @saucypeeps.bsky.social.
Okay, the boss took it too far. Let me walk over to HR.
September 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Okay, the boss took it too far. Let me walk over to HR.
Lea Salonga is absolutely phenomenal in this. Some really great broads with fantastic numbers. Ladies Who Lunch 👌🏼
May 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Lea Salonga is absolutely phenomenal in this. Some really great broads with fantastic numbers. Ladies Who Lunch 👌🏼
During #teacherappreciationweek a family that exited our school last year decided to still be awesome. Here is 1 of 4. Stocked on the inside too. @traderjoesunited.bsky.social
May 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
During #teacherappreciationweek a family that exited our school last year decided to still be awesome. Here is 1 of 4. Stocked on the inside too. @traderjoesunited.bsky.social
Am I an alcoholic? Seems my boss thinks so. Happy Easter though.
April 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Am I an alcoholic? Seems my boss thinks so. Happy Easter though.
Just sent this picture from work to my boss and wrote, “even the animals would rather die than be here.” No wonder she hates me. LOL.
April 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Just sent this picture from work to my boss and wrote, “even the animals would rather die than be here.” No wonder she hates me. LOL.
Caught me some free eggs down at the local yesterday. Again, talk to people at bars.
March 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Caught me some free eggs down at the local yesterday. Again, talk to people at bars.
lol. I’m borderline wearing tha exact sweater today. Uniqlo.
March 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
lol. I’m borderline wearing tha exact sweater today. Uniqlo.
Look, Santa Clara really has it ALL.
February 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Look, Santa Clara really has it ALL.
The boss has gone soft.
February 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The boss has gone soft.
Thought about a pitch invasion, but someone beat me to it. So here’s these.
December 28, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Thought about a pitch invasion, but someone beat me to it. So here’s these.