Sylvia (like a shark with knees)
@zivadoestricks.bsky.social
Smashing the state is like cooking a frog
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The only thing that's unsustainable on this planet is wealth being hoarded to such an extent that it encroaches on research, development, and education that would resolve all of our societal issues.
Immigration isn't unsustainable, being a rich cunt is.
Immigration isn't unsustainable, being a rich cunt is.
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The only thing that's unsustainable on this planet is wealth being hoarded to such an extent that it encroaches on research, development, and education that would resolve all of our societal issues.
Immigration isn't unsustainable, being a rich cunt is.
Immigration isn't unsustainable, being a rich cunt is.
Why aren't there more strip clubs called Lapland
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why aren't there more strip clubs called Lapland
The Utah Monolith: not a monolith
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Utah Monolith: not a monolith
Microdosing UV
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Microdosing UV
I was on Tinder for like two weeks in 2017, and only met decent people. Wish I could bottle whatever I was doing.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I was on Tinder for like two weeks in 2017, and only met decent people. Wish I could bottle whatever I was doing.
Why sleep when you can devise a novelty athletic event incorporating ornamental owls
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Why sleep when you can devise a novelty athletic event incorporating ornamental owls
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National has spent more on me to send this leaflet telling me I should be grateful, than they have in the last year on things that actually benefit my family, because I am not a landlord. Instead they give my taxes to industries actively trying to kill me, like tobacco and fossil fuels.
#nzpol
#nzpol
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
National has spent more on me to send this leaflet telling me I should be grateful, than they have in the last year on things that actually benefit my family, because I am not a landlord. Instead they give my taxes to industries actively trying to kill me, like tobacco and fossil fuels.
#nzpol
#nzpol
Who needs sleep when you can have an imaginary argument with David Seymour in your head?
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Who needs sleep when you can have an imaginary argument with David Seymour in your head?
Looked up every male Mel I could think of and not one of them is short for Melchior, I want a fucking refund
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Looked up every male Mel I could think of and not one of them is short for Melchior, I want a fucking refund
NZ "government" celebrates Trans Awareness Week with yet another rousing DKs singalong
Trans kids who will be harmed need to be front of mind. But also, this sort of thing is *really bad* for business/investment. "Woke" in this case just means sound evidence-based policy.
1. New Zealand's right-wing govt has banned new prescriptions of puberty blockers in a major concession to its far-right flank.
The move was to be announced by the health minister, but the far-right NZ First preempted it, calling it a "win in the war on woke."
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The move was to be announced by the health minister, but the far-right NZ First preempted it, calling it a "win in the war on woke."
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November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
NZ "government" celebrates Trans Awareness Week with yet another rousing DKs singalong
I once had a bf with washboard ribs
getting abs so i can do my laundry anywhere
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I once had a bf with washboard ribs
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David Seymour, the pupil poisoner, has labelled the Green Party "terrorists" 🤔. Meanwhile, the government's fast-track antics, removal of clean car standards and reneging on emissions targets are unequivocal environmental terrorism. Shut it, Seymour, you're an embarrassment.
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
David Seymour, the pupil poisoner, has labelled the Green Party "terrorists" 🤔. Meanwhile, the government's fast-track antics, removal of clean car standards and reneging on emissions targets are unequivocal environmental terrorism. Shut it, Seymour, you're an embarrassment.
OK you guys hear me out: what if public amenities actually...functioned?!
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
OK you guys hear me out: what if public amenities actually...functioned?!
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#30DayMapchallenge Day 8, Urban.
People don't realise what a big deal it is for acceptance of place names to change in such a short time without wars/dictators/invasion/etc. Just people, within a generation, deciding it is the right thing to do. mapdata::NZHires baseman + Affinity Publisher.
People don't realise what a big deal it is for acceptance of place names to change in such a short time without wars/dictators/invasion/etc. Just people, within a generation, deciding it is the right thing to do. mapdata::NZHires baseman + Affinity Publisher.
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
#30DayMapchallenge Day 8, Urban.
People don't realise what a big deal it is for acceptance of place names to change in such a short time without wars/dictators/invasion/etc. Just people, within a generation, deciding it is the right thing to do. mapdata::NZHires baseman + Affinity Publisher.
People don't realise what a big deal it is for acceptance of place names to change in such a short time without wars/dictators/invasion/etc. Just people, within a generation, deciding it is the right thing to do. mapdata::NZHires baseman + Affinity Publisher.
When Ian Watkins was arrested for child sex abuse, his band, Lostprophets, disappeared. Internet presence gone, albums off the shelves, &c.
This is a post about the NZ police.
This is a post about the NZ police.
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
When Ian Watkins was arrested for child sex abuse, his band, Lostprophets, disappeared. Internet presence gone, albums off the shelves, &c.
This is a post about the NZ police.
This is a post about the NZ police.
Back in the closet with ya
it sucks that Halloween is over and all the skeletons have to go back to their day jobs
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Back in the closet with ya
People just keep having babies, it's absolutely wild
November 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
People just keep having babies, it's absolutely wild
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Oh the lolz when you live in a house bus and you're doing your laundry and people think you're a lost backpacker
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh the lolz when you live in a house bus and you're doing your laundry and people think you're a lost backpacker
Poirot for Pyros
October 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Poirot for Pyros
One of the perks of living in a mobile home is the increased extent to which you can choose your neighbours. However it has been a DAY and we are parked between the rude, proud rapist and the rude, loud class A drug user.
October 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
One of the perks of living in a mobile home is the increased extent to which you can choose your neighbours. However it has been a DAY and we are parked between the rude, proud rapist and the rude, loud class A drug user.
Random on local fb group: anyone know how long the power will be out for?
Me, insufferably smug: IDK bro, how long until you get solar?
(I restrained myself from actually replying)
Me, insufferably smug: IDK bro, how long until you get solar?
(I restrained myself from actually replying)
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Random on local fb group: anyone know how long the power will be out for?
Me, insufferably smug: IDK bro, how long until you get solar?
(I restrained myself from actually replying)
Me, insufferably smug: IDK bro, how long until you get solar?
(I restrained myself from actually replying)
Having been legitimately persecuted doesn't mean you can do no wrong ever. JWs are still a cult.
October 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Having been legitimately persecuted doesn't mean you can do no wrong ever. JWs are still a cult.
Dear US podcasters, in German, two dots over a vowel is pronounced the same as if you add an e after the vowel. Also your German pronunciation is not improved by sounding like you coughing up a phlegm ball.
October 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Dear US podcasters, in German, two dots over a vowel is pronounced the same as if you add an e after the vowel. Also your German pronunciation is not improved by sounding like you coughing up a phlegm ball.