Zerda
@zerdafox.bsky.social
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Zerda
@zerdafox.bsky.social
· Jun 27
Haters will disagree, but this is what peak adulting looks like
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"Internal" Server Error
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Internal" Server Error
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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Directly from my work chat...
Manager: IT needs to come out now. Her monitors won’t come on.
Me: Her computer is showing off, hit the power button
Manager: She is getting “No signal” and tapping on the keyboard or clicking the mouse isn’t working.
Me: Sends WOL
Manager: Its working now
Manager: IT needs to come out now. Her monitors won’t come on.
Me: Her computer is showing off, hit the power button
Manager: She is getting “No signal” and tapping on the keyboard or clicking the mouse isn’t working.
Me: Sends WOL
Manager: Its working now
a cartoon character from bob 's burgers wearing a pink bunny hat says this is fine
ALT: a cartoon character from bob 's burgers wearing a pink bunny hat says this is fine
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Directly from my work chat...
Manager: IT needs to come out now. Her monitors won’t come on.
Me: Her computer is showing off, hit the power button
Manager: She is getting “No signal” and tapping on the keyboard or clicking the mouse isn’t working.
Me: Sends WOL
Manager: Its working now
Manager: IT needs to come out now. Her monitors won’t come on.
Me: Her computer is showing off, hit the power button
Manager: She is getting “No signal” and tapping on the keyboard or clicking the mouse isn’t working.
Me: Sends WOL
Manager: Its working now
I updated my door meme at work to irritate my bosses :3
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I updated my door meme at work to irritate my bosses :3
I'm a little late but I got this cute Halloween art from @batboybasil.bsky.social ^^
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm a little late but I got this cute Halloween art from @batboybasil.bsky.social ^^
I successfully kept my boss distracted with Chat-GPT while I actually troubleshooted an issue with a couple remote voip phones.
When he asked if what he did helped, I said "yeah, it allowed me to actually do my job while you fed logs to your AI friends and it gave you nothing." :3
Him: "Whatever"
When he asked if what he did helped, I said "yeah, it allowed me to actually do my job while you fed logs to your AI friends and it gave you nothing." :3
Him: "Whatever"
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I successfully kept my boss distracted with Chat-GPT while I actually troubleshooted an issue with a couple remote voip phones.
When he asked if what he did helped, I said "yeah, it allowed me to actually do my job while you fed logs to your AI friends and it gave you nothing." :3
Him: "Whatever"
When he asked if what he did helped, I said "yeah, it allowed me to actually do my job while you fed logs to your AI friends and it gave you nothing." :3
Him: "Whatever"
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"The value of art is not how much it costs and how little effort it requires, it's how much you would risk to be in its presence"
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"The value of art is not how much it costs and how little effort it requires, it's how much you would risk to be in its presence"
Saw someone say their off-grid comms plan includes Starlink... I don't think they know what off grid means x3
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Saw someone say their off-grid comms plan includes Starlink... I don't think they know what off grid means x3
Unplug it...
"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
www.dexerto.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Unplug it...
Reason #5487 we moved off the cloud: US-EAST-1
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Reason #5487 we moved off the cloud: US-EAST-1
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When you're presented with a problem and someone immediately suggests to ask AI.
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
When you're presented with a problem and someone immediately suggests to ask AI.
My boss in his infinite wisdom decided to update both of our Web servers at the same time.... They are clustered, now our customer logins are offline.
a cartoon character from bob 's burgers wearing a pink bunny hat says this is fine
ALT: a cartoon character from bob 's burgers wearing a pink bunny hat says this is fine
media.tenor.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My boss in his infinite wisdom decided to update both of our Web servers at the same time.... They are clustered, now our customer logins are offline.
I spent a little more than I wanted to, but I got a nice compass. ^^ my old one didn't have declination adjustment, and this just makes it so much nicer to use. :3
October 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I spent a little more than I wanted to, but I got a nice compass. ^^ my old one didn't have declination adjustment, and this just makes it so much nicer to use. :3
The One Night Ultimate Furcon was so great! Thank you to everyone who put that on, it was great to be back in Phoenix with my friends :3
September 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The One Night Ultimate Furcon was so great! Thank you to everyone who put that on, it was great to be back in Phoenix with my friends :3
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They have a fax machine set up at the con and I made sure to send very important information
September 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
They have a fax machine set up at the con and I made sure to send very important information
Another lore drop, it's just been on my mind lately. This is one of the weirder ones, but I was never allowed to sit on the couch, and I never asked why. Crazy thing is, everyone else was allowed to, even our dog. It was like this from when I was a kid till about 22yo...
September 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Another lore drop, it's just been on my mind lately. This is one of the weirder ones, but I was never allowed to sit on the couch, and I never asked why. Crazy thing is, everyone else was allowed to, even our dog. It was like this from when I was a kid till about 22yo...
I have to smuggle a work laptop with my coworker who's going on a work trip with the bosses because they both refused to take one.
We had to beef up our network security, and they don't seem to understand that their personal Mac laptops are not getting in.
We had to beef up our network security, and they don't seem to understand that their personal Mac laptops are not getting in.
September 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I have to smuggle a work laptop with my coworker who's going on a work trip with the bosses because they both refused to take one.
We had to beef up our network security, and they don't seem to understand that their personal Mac laptops are not getting in.
We had to beef up our network security, and they don't seem to understand that their personal Mac laptops are not getting in.
Things about my childhood have been recently popping to mind, and kind of haunting me. Most recently I was thinking about how I was never allowed to have friends over, or stay at a friends home. I have 5 siblings who were all allowed to, but I could only see my friends at school.
September 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Things about my childhood have been recently popping to mind, and kind of haunting me. Most recently I was thinking about how I was never allowed to have friends over, or stay at a friends home. I have 5 siblings who were all allowed to, but I could only see my friends at school.
Another 3am call for an outage at work that was not my problem, all my systems were, yet again, fine. They should just call the network engineer first every time, it's always something network related. x.x
September 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Another 3am call for an outage at work that was not my problem, all my systems were, yet again, fine. They should just call the network engineer first every time, it's always something network related. x.x
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It begins.
(it's Sheptember, but it's fun to argue with the snow leopards)
(it's Sheptember, but it's fun to argue with the snow leopards)
September 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It begins.
(it's Sheptember, but it's fun to argue with the snow leopards)
(it's Sheptember, but it's fun to argue with the snow leopards)
How my company works:
> I voice a concern about a system
> My company decides its not a priority
> Concern is now a problem, and my highest priority
> I resolve it like I wanted to when I originally brought up the concern, racking up massive overtime.
> Rinse and Repeat
> I voice a concern about a system
> My company decides its not a priority
> Concern is now a problem, and my highest priority
> I resolve it like I wanted to when I originally brought up the concern, racking up massive overtime.
> Rinse and Repeat
a cartoon character covering his eyes with his hands
ALT: a cartoon character covering his eyes with his hands
media.tenor.com
August 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
How my company works:
> I voice a concern about a system
> My company decides its not a priority
> Concern is now a problem, and my highest priority
> I resolve it like I wanted to when I originally brought up the concern, racking up massive overtime.
> Rinse and Repeat
> I voice a concern about a system
> My company decides its not a priority
> Concern is now a problem, and my highest priority
> I resolve it like I wanted to when I originally brought up the concern, racking up massive overtime.
> Rinse and Repeat