zellish
@zellishrows.bsky.social
Here for the laughs not the misery.
Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes.
Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.
Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes.
Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.
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zellish
@zellishrows.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Omg. My trainee at work just sent an email to a client called Angus but accidentally missed the G out. It won’t recall.
I can’t stop laughing. Ten minutes now and I’m still crying.
‘Thanks Anus’.
I can’t stop laughing. Ten minutes now and I’m still crying.
‘Thanks Anus’.
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The photos are a delight; the captions, delicious.
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The photos are a delight; the captions, delicious.
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If you see this post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
If you see this post a bird
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I bet Tindersticks would be at home here.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I bet Tindersticks would be at home here.
This is why Horrible Histories was so brilliant.
I was an irritating little shit who badgered our history teacher mercilessly for details of how the Groom of the Stool would clean the king's ring piece. Enough of the class was interesting in hearing about it that actually she went to the uni library to research details.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
This is why Horrible Histories was so brilliant.
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"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
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Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
April 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
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Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰
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From the past. A look back to on this day 10th November with our farmily of farm animals & friends
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
From the past. A look back to on this day 10th November with our farmily of farm animals & friends
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Seems like this car's been on this hill forever.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Seems like this car's been on this hill forever.
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This just made me laugh :)
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This just made me laugh :)
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Seeing Garbage on what they called the final night of their tour (they had one a few days later in their home town) was an amazing birthday present to myself - Loved them for over 30 years <3
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Seeing Garbage on what they called the final night of their tour (they had one a few days later in their home town) was an amazing birthday present to myself - Loved them for over 30 years <3
Saturday morning ritual - I get up and say morning to my teens, who are still in bed, until at least 1pm.
Went in to 15’s room to find him missing. Just checked Life360 and he’s apparently on a bus going somewhere.
Absolutely no idea. 😂
Went in to 15’s room to find him missing. Just checked Life360 and he’s apparently on a bus going somewhere.
Absolutely no idea. 😂
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Saturday morning ritual - I get up and say morning to my teens, who are still in bed, until at least 1pm.
Went in to 15’s room to find him missing. Just checked Life360 and he’s apparently on a bus going somewhere.
Absolutely no idea. 😂
Went in to 15’s room to find him missing. Just checked Life360 and he’s apparently on a bus going somewhere.
Absolutely no idea. 😂
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Our Director joined a Teams call yesterday just as I was saying the words, ‘haemorrhoid cream’.
Thanks @safers.bsky.social for the itchy tattoo advice.
Thanks @safers.bsky.social for the itchy tattoo advice.
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Our Director joined a Teams call yesterday just as I was saying the words, ‘haemorrhoid cream’.
Thanks @safers.bsky.social for the itchy tattoo advice.
Thanks @safers.bsky.social for the itchy tattoo advice.
I’m supposed to be getting out of bed but I can’t.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I’m supposed to be getting out of bed but I can’t.
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Fesshole Live is on tour - tickets available for Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds. Plus, we’re going to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and running Anon Opin shows in London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Fesshole Live is on tour - tickets available for Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds. Plus, we’re going to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and running Anon Opin shows in London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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If you’d like even more people to see these lovingly hand-curated postcards and their messages, remember: likes are lovely but re-posting costs nothing and spreads the thing like a benign virus. Or something.
Cheers, T.
Cheers, T.
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
If you’d like even more people to see these lovingly hand-curated postcards and their messages, remember: likes are lovely but re-posting costs nothing and spreads the thing like a benign virus. Or something.
Cheers, T.
Cheers, T.
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And while we’re proselytising, why not give The Ghost a follow?
Cheers, T.
Cheers, T.
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
And while we’re proselytising, why not give The Ghost a follow?
Cheers, T.
Cheers, T.
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Dear Hilda Am having a good time, my tongue has not stopped.
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Dear Hilda Am having a good time, my tongue has not stopped.
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Good morning. Welcome to Week 25 or our 52 week challenge. It was nice to have a few newbies joining in the challenge last week. This leads to this week's question. A word that has entered into common parlance that you use, like or dislike? (For example newbie, hollibobs, etc) #Challenge52
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Good morning. Welcome to Week 25 or our 52 week challenge. It was nice to have a few newbies joining in the challenge last week. This leads to this week's question. A word that has entered into common parlance that you use, like or dislike? (For example newbie, hollibobs, etc) #Challenge52
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It’ll always be Newman for me but Gable had the ultimate bedroom eyes.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It’ll always be Newman for me but Gable had the ultimate bedroom eyes.
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Quavers 🤝 My Pubes
Light and curly
Cheesy
Light and curly
Cheesy
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Quavers 🤝 My Pubes
Light and curly
Cheesy
Light and curly
Cheesy
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Yer da's willy is an innie
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Yer da's willy is an innie