zella
@zellawhat.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ indie game dev, writer, and occasional toy designer. she/her
game(s): https://zellawhat.itch.io/
game(s): https://zellawhat.itch.io/
i had surgery a couple weeks ago and i’ve got a follow up appointment tomorrow. was doing the pre-check in stuff and for some unfathomable reason they had it in my personal info that i’m protestant?? why is that even recorded and no the fuck i’m not
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i had surgery a couple weeks ago and i’ve got a follow up appointment tomorrow. was doing the pre-check in stuff and for some unfathomable reason they had it in my personal info that i’m protestant?? why is that even recorded and no the fuck i’m not
my most cringe opinion is that i think we should get rid of guns entirely, give everybody a sword, legalize dueling, and bring cloaks back. not even a big fantasy nerd i just think it would be rad
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
my most cringe opinion is that i think we should get rid of guns entirely, give everybody a sword, legalize dueling, and bring cloaks back. not even a big fantasy nerd i just think it would be rad
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Almost every argument against universal health care is just a guy who makes 200k a year sending emails saying "but the flea and tick lobby will be really upset if we give the dog a bath"
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Almost every argument against universal health care is just a guy who makes 200k a year sending emails saying "but the flea and tick lobby will be really upset if we give the dog a bath"
The chronicles of narnia is an isekai
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The chronicles of narnia is an isekai
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Every picture of Gavin Newsome looks like a Changeling from Deep Space Nine thast slowly grown to develop a more human face but you know its not because it has none of the humanity behind the eyes
I hadn't seen a photo of Gavin Newsom in a while and forgot how much be looks like when the Joker disguises himself as a regular guy so he can go through airport security
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Every picture of Gavin Newsome looks like a Changeling from Deep Space Nine thast slowly grown to develop a more human face but you know its not because it has none of the humanity behind the eyes
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"Horseshoe theory" is named after the approximate size and weight of object that has to hit you in the head for you to believe in it
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"Horseshoe theory" is named after the approximate size and weight of object that has to hit you in the head for you to believe in it
it's so rude when you go to the ER and you're like "my tummy hurts" and they're like "we can fix that" but instead they just make you live there for four days and now your tummy still hurts but different? and also they stole one of your organs.
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
it's so rude when you go to the ER and you're like "my tummy hurts" and they're like "we can fix that" but instead they just make you live there for four days and now your tummy still hurts but different? and also they stole one of your organs.
i have now seen reze arc, what a movie. insane animation, music was really good, action was crazy. good movie
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
i have now seen reze arc, what a movie. insane animation, music was really good, action was crazy. good movie
they should've never made trucks bigger than the 1991 chevy s10 that i found on craigslist and bought in 2018 from a police officer who had an office in a chop shop for some reason. anything bigger than that is foolish
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
they should've never made trucks bigger than the 1991 chevy s10 that i found on craigslist and bought in 2018 from a police officer who had an office in a chop shop for some reason. anything bigger than that is foolish
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When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
been getting real into lord of the rings lately and i know im really getting into it because whenever i used to have a question about it id get a straightforward answer but now whenever i look up a question i find decades of debate
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
been getting real into lord of the rings lately and i know im really getting into it because whenever i used to have a question about it id get a straightforward answer but now whenever i look up a question i find decades of debate
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
water is so fucking good everyone should drink water
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
water is so fucking good everyone should drink water
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i switched to injections 2 goddamn months ago and i still think “oh shit i need to take my meds” at noon and midnight almost every day. when will it stop?
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i switched to injections 2 goddamn months ago and i still think “oh shit i need to take my meds” at noon and midnight almost every day. when will it stop?
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is gelatin powder like viagra for slimegirls
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
is gelatin powder like viagra for slimegirls
as soon as I'm not sick I'm gonna work my ass off on my next game but for now i can't because my tummy hurts
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
as soon as I'm not sick I'm gonna work my ass off on my next game but for now i can't because my tummy hurts
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October 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i've been pretty sick lately but today somebody left a really nice comment on the game I published on itch from like 2 years ago and it genuinely boosted me way up
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i've been pretty sick lately but today somebody left a really nice comment on the game I published on itch from like 2 years ago and it genuinely boosted me way up
i have been mystery sick for multiple days and i am very tired of it. i think its chronic illness related but i haven’t been diagnosed with anything so i don’t know what to fuckin do about it please kill me
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
i have been mystery sick for multiple days and i am very tired of it. i think its chronic illness related but i haven’t been diagnosed with anything so i don’t know what to fuckin do about it please kill me
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
chimecho isn’t one of my all time favorite pokemon (maybe top 50?) but i always become a bit happier when i see her. glad to see she got a mega
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
chimecho isn’t one of my all time favorite pokemon (maybe top 50?) but i always become a bit happier when i see her. glad to see she got a mega
did you know moving is an unending nightmare? I just moved with, like, furniture for the first time and holy fuck
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
did you know moving is an unending nightmare? I just moved with, like, furniture for the first time and holy fuck