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Zeal Wyman
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Gamer, baker, practicing barista, becoming a buff boi. He/him. 33. 🏳️‍🌈
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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And now, a new FFVII Roche Keychain for you!

Yes, it costs only 13 Gil. YOU EARNED IT BIG BOY.

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December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.

The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Repeat after me:

The death of perfection is the birth of momentum!

THE DEATH OF PERFECTION IS THE BIRTH OF MOMENTUM!!!
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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How about everyone cancel their subscriptions like they did when Kimmel was removed from his late night show? It would probably make a difference like last time.
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora

Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer

openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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One brings shadow, one brings light
Two-toned echoes tumbling through time
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 3d
2023 / 2025 #TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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In the UK I can’t even read DMs unless I give them my passport and a video of my face.

This happened almost overnight! Don’t take this for granted, America!
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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This is every video game now
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Yet another Game Awards and no fucking Silksong trailer
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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imagine trying to convince me that I should "get used" to AI bc it's "here to stay." honey mitch mcconnell has been my senator since before i was born, do you think i don't know how to lock in and hate for the long haul
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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This is how it will be for EVERYONE if KOSA passes
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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putting this on your timeline again
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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OH GOD WHO GAVE HIM THAT
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.

New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM