every college degree has only two pathways for careers

for example, if you get a degree in psychology, you can

1) help poor and underprivileged people: $30,000/year

2) research new ways to make people gamble even more: $700,000/year

[kendrick squabble up voice]
God knows
I am dehydrated

there’s a style of reporting that’s basically like “the left hasn’t been duped by the transparently bad faith framing of the right, but I, the reporter, very much have.”

ALTMAN: I, well, I, we will, uh, we will ,you know, we will find, uh, profitability, when we are, uh, stargate
NORMAN FINKLESTEIN: Mister Eggman,

literally no one has ever cooked harder

If you started voting Republican because pronouns annoyed you, you are basically the most feebleminded person in world history. You should not be allowed to cross the street unchaperoned

All I want is burrito

pagerduty alert: i love you

r/whatareyoubrandishin
Scim_bro
New scimitar day over here! Still lurve that curve 😊😊

ed_goodler_1966
love this …. am Old School myself …. Will have to use that line …. Peace and love from Birmingham cutlass crew
+2

Invaded_Marmoset537
Need video of these beauts being brandished ASAP!!
-1

Visiting friends in New York

anyone else feel like they’re substantially not living in china enough to enjoy the chinese century rn

I'd even go so far as to say intelligence is reduced to what computers can do

hey so me and the other monsters were thinkin maybe you go to a different level. you already killed a lot of us. we’re grievin pretty bad.