ben
@zawn.space
law student, hockey fan, complainer
fix your hearts or die
fix your hearts or die
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
imagine getting lapped on messaging by hillary clinton in 2026
Last night, at the corner where an ICE agent murdered Renee Good, thousands of Minnesotans gathered in the frigid dark to protest her killing. In the face of this administration’s lawless violence, solidarity is the answer.
They want to mold America to their cruelty. We refuse.
They want to mold America to their cruelty. We refuse.
January 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
imagine getting lapped on messaging by hillary clinton in 2026
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
watching these strains of our societal rot converge all at once is really something
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
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January 3, 2026 at 7:58 AM
watching these strains of our societal rot converge all at once is really something
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going to call my senators back and tell them to put the child porno machine on the back burner for now and focus on the undeclared war of aggression
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 AM
going to call my senators back and tell them to put the child porno machine on the back burner for now and focus on the undeclared war of aggression
we need a SummoningSalt video on this category
Old YouTube algorithm still kicking youtu.be/iNGClJV92h8?...
2 Rubiks Cubes 2 Cig 2 Beer SPEEDRUN (NEW WR) (1:28.37)
YouTube video by Robby Bolt
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December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
we need a SummoningSalt video on this category
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
expedition 33 was a very good game but this is going to have devastating effects on games discourse for years to come
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
expedition 33 was a very good game but this is going to have devastating effects on games discourse for years to come
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humans have been trying to do this shit forever and it's never worked out
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
humans have been trying to do this shit forever and it's never worked out
i think geese’s getting killed is far and away the album of the year and, having now listened to it hammered, think it may be the album of the decade. impeccable piece of art.
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i think geese’s getting killed is far and away the album of the year and, having now listened to it hammered, think it may be the album of the decade. impeccable piece of art.
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
take a look at this little gremlin
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
take a look at this little gremlin
i feel like i’ve interrupted a heist
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i feel like i’ve interrupted a heist
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when you've read enough arguments about sports and politics online you don't need to know what half the words mean you just see the code like neo
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
when you've read enough arguments about sports and politics online you don't need to know what half the words mean you just see the code like neo
how am i just now finding out that Keith Olbermann also dated Laura Ingraham AND Kyrsten Sinema?
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
how am i just now finding out that Keith Olbermann also dated Laura Ingraham AND Kyrsten Sinema?
saw a guy at the Leafs/Blackhawks game in a Charlie Kirk TPUSA jersey so i’m counting this one as a moral victory despite the scoreboard
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
saw a guy at the Leafs/Blackhawks game in a Charlie Kirk TPUSA jersey so i’m counting this one as a moral victory despite the scoreboard
i love opening the patreon app and being served locked posts from people/shows i’ve never interacted with. i definitely don’t want to see a chronological lists of posts from people i subscribe to.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i love opening the patreon app and being served locked posts from people/shows i’ve never interacted with. i definitely don’t want to see a chronological lists of posts from people i subscribe to.
my first “girlfriend” (we were in like 6th grade) and i broke up because she kept insisting that the song was called Teenage Wasteland and i, always needing to be right, wouldn’t drop it
"Teenage Wasteland" is maybe the best two-word phrase in rock history and frickin Pete Townshend had to name the song "Baba O'Riley"
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
my first “girlfriend” (we were in like 6th grade) and i broke up because she kept insisting that the song was called Teenage Wasteland and i, always needing to be right, wouldn’t drop it
nothing gets me quite as emotional as creaturefector blogs
Drop whatever you’re doing right this instant, there’s big spider web news: defector.com/drop-whateve...
Drop Whatever You're Doing Right This Instant, There's Big Spider Web News | Defector
After a brief foray into creatures big, flashy, and famous, we must return to form and focus on the spineless, creepy, and crawling. Today we’re shining a spotlight on one of the most loathèd…
defector.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
nothing gets me quite as emotional as creaturefector blogs
if the Leafs are gonna be this bad can they at least be bad in entertaining ways? i sat through like 40 games of Peter Horachek hockey and even that was a better watch than whatever this is
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
if the Leafs are gonna be this bad can they at least be bad in entertaining ways? i sat through like 40 games of Peter Horachek hockey and even that was a better watch than whatever this is
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Going Full Jasper Mode. Getting Jasperfied.
May 11, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Going Full Jasper Mode. Getting Jasperfied.
i will never, under any circumstances, vote for this fucking ghoul
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i will never, under any circumstances, vote for this fucking ghoul