Zatengo
zatengo.bsky.social
Zatengo
@zatengo.bsky.social
Veranstaltungstechniker, Katzencontent, Gaming, MTG, Kaffeenerderei
📍Lübeck
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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We should keep "Humans dying due to State based actions" to games of Magic: The Gathering amiright gamers??
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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this lives in my head rent free. whenever a character is knocked down in a ttrpg i just think "right on their pronis"
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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I knew MTG Players were on to something
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Here’s a Spotify Wrapped for ya:

If we had received 100,00 Spotify streams this year it would have netted us $300.

Buy your favorite band’s records.
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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FINDE DEN DEUTSCHEN KANZLER
Quelle: www.instagram.com/p/DRPTY1tEiF...
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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TIL: You can buy a singleton of all 156 DGM cards for $34 USD. That's $136 for a playset of the set.
October 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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the new skate. is so fucking good you have no idea
September 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Pretty fucking cringe to still buy or watch harry potter. Grow the fuck up. Kill the nostalgia.

Protect the Dolls. Stand up for Trans Rights.
September 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Trying to see something

❤️ if you like Loot better
🔁 if you like Fleem better

Both if you just want to see results and still want to see this later😉

#MTG
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Is it still a coping mechanism if it's sea shanties?

Asking for a broken man on a Halifax pier.
September 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Call of Duty: Ghosts – Power, Paranoia, and Orbital Tungsten Rods
youtu.be/eKPM7cZORTE
Call of Duty: Ghosts – Power, Paranoia, and Orbital Tungsten Rods
YouTube video by Folding Ideas
youtu.be
August 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Looking back at the list of Magic sets as I'm organising some cards.

Innistrad was the main set for *4 months* before Dark Ascension came out.

Imagine letting a set breathe for 4 months.
August 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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steam has 153 million users. netflix has 300 million users.
OpenAI's $500 billion valuation is based on the assumption they will have 2 billion - yes, 2 billion - paid-up users. www.wired.com/story/openai...
August 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Die korrekte Antwort auf "Ich fordere ausländerfreie Schwimmbäder!" ist übrigens nicht "Hier meine sorgfältig abgewogenen Argumente, warum das eventuell keine gute Idee ist", sondern "Was zum Teufel ist falsch mit dir?"
August 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Also, @scryfall.com made me chuckle this morning because....yeah....
August 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.

"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
August 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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"Wer an Europa zweifelt, der sollte Soldatenfriedhöfe besuchen. Dort kann man sehen, wozu das Nicht-Europa, das Gegeneinander der Völker, das Nicht-Miteinander-Wollen, das Nicht-Miteinander-Können, führen muss."

Jean-Claude Juncker
August 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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leute die zu mir kommen sagen „du musst nicht für mich aufräumen“
aber wissen nicht dass das der vibe ist
August 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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In a search for new deck boxes, we must return to nature.
August 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM